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Funny story: Dinosaur Barney confesses: I used heroin to fill love-shaped hole

Dinosaur Barney confesses: I used heroin to fill love-shaped hole

TV dinosaur Barney has admitted for the first time that he became a hardened heroin abuser in a desperate attempt to fill a "love shaped hole" after the demise of his popular TV show. Barney said things got so hard after his cancellation he was em...

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Funny story: New Zealand Marijuana Burn Off Smoke Fills School

New Zealand Marijuana Burn Off Smoke Fills School

Police in New Zeland seized marijuana over the past year and decided to burn off the marijuana that they didn't smoke or sell through their network of distributors. Police officers in Picton, New Zealand were burning marijuana when the wind changed d...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits "Yes, Yes, Big Effen Deal, I Failed My Damn Drug Test!"

Lindsay Lohan Admits "Yes, Yes, Big Effen Deal, I Failed My Damn Drug Test!"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, who is now being called 'The Girl With 1,000 Chances" has admitted to Fox political commentator Bill O'Reilly that she has in fact failed yet another drug test. O'Reilly giggled as he asked, "What's the matter pret...

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Funny story: Hampstead ganja dealers desolate as George Michael goes to jail

Hampstead ganja dealers desolate as George Michael goes to jail

London - (High Times): The North London weed dealing economy is facing penury as top Hampstead toker George Michael heads for HMP Wormwood Scrubs tonight. The singer got eight weeks for pranging his motor in Hampstead High Street in a combustible...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton Cocaine Torment Serialisation To Be Handled By Max Clifford

Ricky Hatton Cocaine Torment Serialisation To Be Handled By Max Clifford

Publicist Max Clifford has said that he, and he alone, will help former world boxing champion Ricky Hatton through his cocaine torment, after it was revealed the boxer was keen to sell his story to raise some badly-needed cash. Hatton, 31, who ha...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Bible-Thumping Book Burner Go Way Back

Rush Limbaugh and Bible-Thumping Book Burner Go Way Back

New information about Terry Jones, the Bible-thumping, Muslim-hating preacher from Gainesville, Florida is now just making the headlines. He was a high school classmate of Rush Limbaugh at Cape Central High School in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Somethi...

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Funny story: George Michael - "I'm NOT gay, I was just stoned"

George Michael - "I'm NOT gay, I was just stoned"

George Michael has admitted that despite previous claims, he is actually NOT gay and has in fact just been stoned for 10 years. Asked if he was certain - given his track record of overt gayness - he said "I'm not just certain, I'm HIV positive."...

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Funny story: Isle Of Wight Outrage At Possible Landmark Name Change

Isle Of Wight Outrage At Possible Landmark Name Change

Council officials have angered local bumpkins on the Isle of Wight, by suggesting they rename the famous Needles near Alum Bay, off the western point of the island. Councillor Wilf Burlap was speaking at a town meeting, called to try and increase...

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Funny story: Iranian ecstasy, cocaine, home-made alcohol, sex clubs, ­orgies and stoned to death for adultery

Iranian ecstasy, cocaine, home-made alcohol, sex clubs, ­orgies and stoned to death for adultery

Tehran, Iran: Forget the other fleshpots in the world, when you come to Iran on holiday, you are told a party is being held, but no one is told the address as it's too risky because someone might leak it to the police. Told to follow a car to a p...

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Funny story: Prison Warders Oppose Drugs Crackdown

Prison Warders Oppose Drugs Crackdown

Prison warders at some of England's largest prisons have threatened a long term walk-out over plans to increase drug testing and searching in their prisons. An inside spokeswoman told Spoof, "Warders are at the lowest end of the pay scale and if t...

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Funny story: George Michael is Praying for time

George Michael is Praying for time

Jail time that is. Michael, real name Georgios Panayiotou, appeared amid heavy security at the magistrates' court after having been told that the next time he comes back, could mean for keeps, and the pop star couldn't be more delighted. 'I just n...

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Funny story: Answer to drug abuse among youths found, Ban youth, not drugs.

Answer to drug abuse among youths found, Ban youth, not drugs.

Being young will be banned immediately for 12 months under new Home Office powers to halt the escalating use of drugs among young people. Tougher penalties will be brought in, with youths facing 14 years in prison and an unlimited fine if they are...

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Funny story: "Legalize Crime" - Top Doc

"Legalize Crime" - Top Doc

Former head of NASTY, the National Association for Spread of Tyrannical Youths, Dr Gary Killmore, says crime should now be legalized. In an e-mail sent from his cell in Frankland Prison, Dr Killmore said: "Decriminalising crime could drastica...

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Funny story: Fox News Combs Mental Institutions, Drug Rehabs For Vacationing Glen Beck Fill-In

Fox News Combs Mental Institutions, Drug Rehabs For Vacationing Glen Beck Fill-In

Fox News is currently combing insane asylums and drug rehabilitation clinics for a replacement host for Glenn Beck's show when he goes on vacation. Beck is the host of the popular "The Glenn Beck Program" on Fox News Channel. The doughy, glassy-eyed...

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Funny story: DEA Agents Mistakenly Destroy Government Pot Farm in Idaho

DEA Agents Mistakenly Destroy Government Pot Farm in Idaho

DEA Agents mistakenly destroyed an entire 20-acre pot farm in the Frank Church-River of No Return Wilderness Area on Thursday. Believing the pot farm was being operated by a Mexican drug cartel, the DEA agents had the entire area bulldozed and set th...

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Funny story: Carrots to be reclassified as a Class C Substance

Carrots to be reclassified as a Class C Substance

The ConDem government are to reclassify carrots as a Class C Substance after recent research highlighted their euphoric properties when smoked. "Although carrots are extremely tricky to light," said science spokesperson, Niacin Folate, "once they...

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Company Testing Drugs on Under-performing Employees

Pharmaceutical Company Testing Drugs on Under-performing Employees

Times are tough. Things have gotten so bad that pharmaceutical giants, Large Pharma, can no longer afford to test new drugs on unsuspecting people from remote African villages. An unidentified CEO from one of the major pharmaceutical companies sa...

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