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Funny story: Trunk driving village to brink

Trunk driving village to brink

A community in the County's heartland is set to take up arms over the proposed construction of a trunk road that will swathe through it like "a black serpent from the bowels of hell."...

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Funny story: Man Arrested Picking Nose Whilst Driving

Man Arrested Picking Nose Whilst Driving

A man was arrested yesterday evening for picking his nose whilst driving. David Blaspheemy, 75, was driving along a quiet residential street in his hometown of Gnomeville, East Westwick in his Ford Mundano. Sensing his nose was feeling a 'little...

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Funny story: Government To Tax Non-Drivers

Government To Tax Non-Drivers

The Government are expected to announce next week that they are launching a tax initiative against the road users who have been accused of dodging taxes more than any other-the non driver.

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Funny story: LED lane control signals cause mass panic, outrage in Boston

LED lane control signals cause mass panic, outrage in Boston

BOSTON - Yesterday, a group of contractors for MA-DOT installed new LED lane controls signals for Boston area roads and highways. These LED signals light up either a red "X" or a green arrow to let drivers know which lanes are available dur...

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Funny story: DWBJ and Lots More Outlawed Driving Whiles

DWBJ and Lots More Outlawed Driving Whiles

An Arizona legislator has proposed legislation that would outlaw driving while texting. This creative idea has given rise to an explosion of new driving restrictions across the globe:...

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Funny story: Masterly Ill Clown arrested for impersonating himself

Masterly Ill Clown arrested for impersonating himself

A clown suffering from mental health problems was arrested for providing his real driving license, Rob Alexander, was pulled over because his boot was open, sadly at the time he was in clown make up and was on his way to a party.

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Funny story: Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Washington - Doctors in Seattle have finished a five year study as to why tailgating was more common among women, and the results were announced Tuesday.

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Funny story: Rude Driver Feels Shame, Changes Ways After Being Honked At

Rude Driver Feels Shame, Changes Ways After Being Honked At

Kansas City - The power of the horn was made obvious today after Richard Dean, 23 of Kansas City, felt shame after being honked at by a man he had cut off.

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Funny story: So you think you can drive....punk?

So you think you can drive....punk?

A driving test examiner has this week sparked controversy by including a "road rage" test as part of the practical driving test. Mr Limpit, a former deputy headteacher at Hallamshire Military School in Cumbria, insists that being able to ma...

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Funny story: Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder driving tests are being considered for road users in the United Kingdom it was announced by the Department of Transport today.

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Funny story: Bush In Job Switch

Bush In Job Switch

Hollywood, D.C. - If President Bush worked driving bus for Greyhound, and was suppose to take a load of passengers to Las Vegas, but ended up in Disneyland, gave it a second try, and drove to Salt Lake City, then on the third attempt, landed in Aspen, Colorado, chances are he'd lose his job. If he defended his driving and map reading skills by suggesting he send a team of wise men to Las Vega...

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Funny story: New Three-part Driving Test to be Introduced in 2009

New Three-part Driving Test to be Introduced in 2009

The Government has today announced that in addition to the practical driving test, that from 2009, it will become mandatory to carry out a further test on a hi-tech driving simulator before new drivers will even be allowed on our roads.

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Funny story: Racer Ricky Bobby Killed In Golf Cart Accident

Racer Ricky Bobby Killed In Golf Cart Accident

Stock car racer, Ricky Bobby was killed today when the golf cart that he was driving went out of control and flipped several times killing Bobby instantly. Eye witnesses say that the stock car driver was rounding the turn next to the 7th fairway at A...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie opens driving school

Nicole Richie opens driving school

Nicole Richie, adopted daughter of Lionel Richie and star of the TV show, The Simple Life, announced today she'd be opening a chain of driving schools catering to air headed debutantes.

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Funny story: Houston to combine Enron, Tom Delay and Beyonce Trials into One

Houston to combine Enron, Tom Delay and Beyonce Trials into One

HOUSTON - Superstar Beyonce, charged with driving 28 in a 25 mph school zone finds herself sharing the courtroom spotlight with Enron defendants AND former House Majority leader Tom Delay in what Houston bills as "the greatest trial on earth...

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Funny story: California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License

California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License

LAPD Officer Shaun Watson told reporters, "The reason I pulled him over is because he was driving the wrong way down a one way street. On the sidewalk. With his blinkers, headlights and windshield wiper on." Stevie Wonder denies that he ha...

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Funny story: H5N1 Bird Flu Strikes Bad Drivers First

H5N1 Bird Flu Strikes Bad Drivers First

Witchita -- First it was the BTK Killer. Now it's the H5N1 Bird Flu Pandemic striking the residents of this midwestern town. Not confined to children or the elderly, the bird has been flipped to drivers making the slightest driving errors - lik...

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