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Funny story: Residents of Trump Tower are Demanding That The Statue of Donald Trump Be Removed From the Lobby

Residents of Trump Tower are Demanding That The Statue of Donald Trump Be Removed From the Lobby

NEW YORK CITY – More than 200 residents who reside in Trump Tower say that they are sick and tired of having to view the 15-foot-tall statue of Donald Trump that sits in the building’s lobby. They say that it looks stupid, with Trump holding a nin…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The entire Trump klan has refused to wear the medical masks like every intelligent human being in the nation is doing. DJT thinks that he is immune, simply because he is rich, handsome, a Republican, and the Electoral College pr…

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Funny story: Trump’s Thug Language

Trump’s Thug Language

Grammar schools are supposed to emphasize proper language and communicative skills. Still, judging from Donald Trump’s communicative skills or lack thereof, he either failed at this, or attended the Thug-Alley Stick Ball Grammar School in Queens.

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Funny story: Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Donald Trump today had the equivalency of a stroke, only it came out as empathy in the form of an Executive Order. He authorized 33 billion dollars in relief aid to Bangladesh. He then ordered all nearby naval ships to assist in evacuating as many Ho…

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Funny story: Comrade Putin Says That a Kremlin Poll Shows Comrade Trump Ahead of Joe Biden by 83 Points

Comrade Putin Says That a Kremlin Poll Shows Comrade Trump Ahead of Joe Biden by 83 Points

MOSCOW – Word coming out of the Kremlin has put a great happy ‘bigly’ smile on President Trump’s face. A recent poll, that was actually taken inside the Kremlin, shows that Trump is ahead of Joe Biden by 83 percentage points. American poll expe…

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Funny story: Florida Sets The U.S. Record With 10,000 New Coronavirus Cases in Just One Day

Florida Sets The U.S. Record With 10,000 New Coronavirus Cases in Just One Day

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The young folks in the Plywood State said that they needed to have their suntans, and now thousands of them have much more than just darker skin. The Sunshine State Federation of Doctors told Governor Ron DeSantis that he ne…

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Funny story: Is Donald Trump Turning Into A Typhoid Annie?

Is Donald Trump Turning Into A Typhoid Annie?

Sort of like Typhoid Annie, Donald Trump is leaving a surge of coronavirus patients in the wake of his campaign rallies. Gathered in enclosed facilities with over 5,000 cheering and coughing enthusiastic attendees, a few days following Trump’s one-ho…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Comes Out as An Anti-Trumper

Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Comes Out as An Anti-Trumper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The woman who is Donald Trump’s chief counselor and adviser has just admitted that her own daughter can not stand President Trump, and thinks he is an evil sub-human being. Claudia Conway, has stated that she loves her mom, but…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Expressed a Strong Dislike for President Trump

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Expressed a Strong Dislike for President Trump

LOS ANGELES – The former British royal couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, have said that they really love living in the United States, because there are so many fast food restaurants all over the place. They have both let it be known that the…

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Funny story: Book of all of the Donalds

Book of all of the Donalds

Donald McDonald has written an epoch-shaping tome, with the recently finished 100-volume Big Book of Donald. The 58-year-old from Little Coat Hanger, Arkansas, has produced the book during the past twenty years, listing the dates of birth, death,…

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Funny story: Trump's tax returns to come out

Trump's tax returns to come out

After four years, the American people will finally get to see their president's dirtiest secrets. Trump's tax returns are coming out, and they are seriously gay. "The tax returns are nothing to be proud of," says tax lawyer, Geoffroy Bentos. "Trum...

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Funny story: President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

MULE KICK, Alabama – An official with President Trump’s campaign team has informed Fox News that Trump’s MAGA rally in Alabama has been cancelled, and not due to the weather. The President is extremely mad and upset that only 51 tickets had been s…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Suggests That The Coronavirus (C-19) Be Renamed The (C-45) in Honor of President Trump

Nancy Pelosi Suggests That The Coronavirus (C-19) Be Renamed The (C-45) in Honor of President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has stated tongue-in-cheek that, since Trump is so quick to give himself credit for any little rinky dink thing he does, he should own up to the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic. The woman, who ke…

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Funny story: Trump University Releases Its Latest Presidential Poll

Trump University Releases Its Latest Presidential Poll

NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for Trump University has said that the prestigious university's latest presidential political poll is now out. And the school has confirmed that its owner and titular dean, President Trump, is as happy as Anderson Co…

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Funny story: NBA Player Jerseys To Have Social Justice Statements in Place of The Players Names

NBA Player Jerseys To Have Social Justice Statements in Place of The Players Names

NEW YORK CITY – The NBA, in an effort to focus on the plight of the Black Lives Matter movement, has decided to allow players to make up their own social justice statements. The phrases will go on the back of their jerseys, in place of their name.

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

As tempers continued to fray at the weekend, there was a major development away from the rioting, when the Black Lives Matter organization officially declared the former Parliament and Funkadelic frontman, George Clinton, the President of the Black U…

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Funny story: President Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman

President Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman

SQUAW FACE, Arizona – President Trump was in Arizona checking out a golf course he may decide to buy. He was asked by the press what he thought about Roseanne Barr saying that he was a woman. Trump replied that Barr is nothing more than a has-b…

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