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Funny story: Isle of Wight man weds dog

Isle of Wight man weds dog

In a bizarre story, a man from the Isle of Wight got married to his dog this weekend. Norman Muttcock, a 53 year old batchelor from Newport, wed Pom-Pom, a 7 year old pomeranian-cross bitch, in a civil ceremony on the island on Saturday. Mr Mut...

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Funny story: The Canine Connection

The Canine Connection

The following testimony is one man's incredible story of how he was cured of chronic back pain by an animal. As the facts unfold, they will appear to be fictional in nature, however, the author has signed a written affidavit and has also agreed to submit to a lie detector test upon request. My name is Ben Malo and I am an ancient history enthusiast. In my spare time, I read anything that I can...

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Funny story: Doggy Bag For Life

Doggy Bag For Life

Most major supermarkets are now operating a Bag for Life policy. Keen to match this environmental image, restaurants are going to follow suit, and offer a Doggy Bag for Life. "Most people have a favourite restaurant," said Mark Downs, head of Grea...

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Funny story: Gore Refuses to Release AKC Papers; Pedigree In Doubt After Being Called 'Sex Crazed Poodle!"

Gore Refuses to Release AKC Papers; Pedigree In Doubt After Being Called 'Sex Crazed Poodle!"

A new 'Birther' Controversy has arisen after Al Gore was accused of being a 'sex crazed poodle' by a groomer in a Pet Bed & Breakfast in Portland, Oregon and has refused to show his AKC papers. Allegedly born in a breeding kennel noted for pro...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Barking Over Dog Bills

Mariah Carey Barking Over Dog Bills

Could it be a phobia? No, says a vet clinic who claims the singer owes 30 thousand dollars in back bill after pampering her dog's. I hear that her dog's needed to go to rehab, she said yes, yes, yes! Though Carey doesn't want to pay the bills w...

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Funny story: Gail Posner Will Addendum Found - Reality Show

Gail Posner Will Addendum Found - Reality Show

The Gail Posner case has crashed into reality - Reality TV that is. Her estate's lawyer discovered that the millionaire heiress had added an unusual clause to her will, providing that her dogs would be taken care of by the winner of a reality TV show...

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Funny story: The 20 Thousand Dollar Lost Dog

The 20 Thousand Dollar Lost Dog

An Australian man offered a reward for the return of his nine year old staffy cross, but get this, 20 thousand dollars cash for its return. The dog disappeared on the Gold Coast. The owner said he was beside himself with worry and wanted his b...

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Funny story: The Finger And Flying Puppy Leaves Hell's Angels Scratching Their Heads

The Finger And Flying Puppy Leaves Hell's Angels Scratching Their Heads

A student in Germany created major traffic problems in the city of Bavaria after making a finger gesture to a number of Hell's Angerls motorcycle gang members. Giving the rough ruggered bikies the finger wasn't enough for the 26 year old as he thr...

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Funny story: Dog owners anger at 'turdy bird'

Dog owners anger at 'turdy bird'

Dog owners are reported to be up in arms at news that UK scientists have genetically modified common pigeons (also known as 'rock' pigeons)to eat dog excrement. The pigeon whose scientific name will be (Columba Excrementus) is a wholly new species. T...

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Funny story: Dog Whisperer Confesses to Chasing Cats For Years

Dog Whisperer Confesses to Chasing Cats For Years

Top TV dog whisperer Cesar Millan yesterday admitted to animal rights campaigners that he stalked and chased cats throughout California for many years before being forced to seek help from human psychologists. The tight-shirted Cesar Millan who ha...

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Funny story: Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Dogs all over the country were shocked when they read about this in their newspapers. For many of them, it was not good news. For example, Fido, a New York cocker spaniel, said, "It shouldn't be assumed that we all want to go to college." He...

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Funny story: For a Happier Husband, Treat Him Like a Dog

For a Happier Husband, Treat Him Like a Dog

LONG ISLAND, New York - Ladies, do you greet your companion with excitement every day, overlook his flaws, and forgive his bad behavior? If the companion in question is a dog, the answer is probably yes, but if it's your spouse, the answer is more li...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: Dogs, Robin Hood, and The Blarney Stone

Letters To The Editor: Dogs, Robin Hood, and The Blarney Stone

Dear Editor: My unmarried auntie Ida Ravenscroft, 67, and I were wondering if they ever found out "Who Let The Dogs Out?" Byron Basil Ravenscroft Tooting, England Dear Byron: Yes they did. It was a 33-year-old unemployed crumpet maker from Coventry by the name of Lysander Walpole. He was arrested and is currently serving 2 years (that's 14 in dog years) in London's Petula Clark Prison For B...

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Funny story: Arizona's Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Vows To Round Up Every Chihuahua In Arizona And Send Them Back To Mexico

Arizona's Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Vows To Round Up Every Chihuahua In Arizona And Send Them Back To Mexico

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio told an assembled crowd of Arizona dog breeders that he vows to round up every single Chihuahua dog in the state and FedEx them all back to Mexico. Arpaio, who reportedly got his nickname becau...

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Funny story: Dog on the menu for Boris Johnson

Dog on the menu for Boris Johnson

With record numbers of dogs being impounded, and rocketing kennel costs - Boris Johnson has decided he will meet London's recycling targets by bringing dog onto the capital's menu for the first time. Reception for the Korean delicacy has been mixe...

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Funny story: Man Bitten in Dog Park, By Another Man!

Man Bitten in Dog Park, By Another Man!

Westchester, New York . . . When police were called to the local dog park to deal with a bite, they assumed that a dog had done the biting. No way! Man's best friends were totally innocent. Believe it or not, it was a man who had bitten another ma...

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Funny story: World's First Obedient Cat Stuns Scientists

World's First Obedient Cat Stuns Scientists

Providence, RI - Sir Wiggims, the 12-pound Persian who belongs to Sherry and Gordon Foster is not any ordinary house cat. In fact, most who see him in action wonder if he is indeed a dog in cat's clothing. That's because Wiggims behaves nothing like...

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