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Funny story: George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

A fight is looming in the African jungles as George of the Jungle was caught in bed with Jane. The dim witted vine swinger was discovered doing the horizontal mambo with Tarzan's wife by Cheetah and an Ape named Ape (who met for their weekly game of...

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Funny story: Couple forced to divorce at the airport

Couple forced to divorce at the airport

A couple who had booked cheap seats with Cheap-n-air to Berlin for their wedding anniversary were asked to pay a surcharge of £150 by the airline company at Luton Airport this morning. The wife was in tears as she was looking forward to this trip...

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Funny story: Rosie and Kelli can NOT get divorced

Rosie and Kelli can NOT get divorced

Nyack, New York - Rosie O'Donald and Kelli Carpenter were married in San Francisco back in 2004 and are possibly contemplating a divorce. But could they even if they wanted to? The Supreme Court is already clearing their docket. You see, while g...

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Funny story: Monty Python To Pay Millions To Ex Wife

Monty Python To Pay Millions To Ex Wife

Monty Python, the tall guy who used to be funny, has been ordered to pay millions following a divorce settlement. Python, 65, must pay Ms Anna List $15 million. The star was most aggrieved by the decision. "She's not even my wife anymore. She has cea...

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Funny story: Fart Causes Skid Mark, Divorce

Fart Causes Skid Mark, Divorce

A fart can be more trouble than it's worth sometimes, especially when it's a particularly wet fart, and so it was when unemployed car worker, Tabib Dipthong of Dudley, dropped his guts after a tasty curry last Thursday. Poor Tabib, 34, had taken h...

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Funny story: Brainless Morons Divorce

Brainless Morons Divorce

The three-year marriage of Vacuous Tart Jordan and pointless twat Peter Andre was brought to an end in little more than a minute today when the insipid celebrity couple were granted a "quickie divorce". The divorce proceedings lasted considerably...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes and What's-His-Name Getting a Divorce

LeAnn Rimes and What's-His-Name Getting a Divorce

NASHVILLE, TN - Singer-songwriter LeAnn Rimes announced on Tuesday that she's divorcing her husband... um... uh... just give me a second here... Oh, yeah, Dean. Dean Sheremet. "After much thoughtful consideration, Dan and I have agreed to move fo...

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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Dear Fr. Francois: I am in a loveless marriage--well, it is loveless for me. My wife of 22 years is in love alright, with a donkey she worked with in Tijuana. Marissa claims their relationship has only been a "professional" relationship; but I wonder why she's always slipping away from Ocean Beach to meet Juan in Chula Vista? I'm saddened to tell you that I hired a private investigator, Di...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: "Folks, I'm Happy, I'm Happy, Please Believe Me, I'm Happy"

Sarah Palin: "Folks, I'm Happy, I'm Happy, Please Believe Me, I'm Happy"

WASILLA, Alaska - Ex-Governor Sarah Palin held a press conference at The Crazy Caribou Bar & Grill in downtown Wasilla to dispel the rumors which have been running rampant that her and husband Todd are getting a divorce. The good-looking 45-ye...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson and Susan Boyle To Divorce

Jeremy Clarkson and Susan Boyle To Divorce

It has today been announced that Jezza and Subo are to go their separate ways. Citing irreconcilable differences, Susan has applied for a divorce - even though they have been married for less than 2 weeks. The judge has questioned the short dur...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Gets Divorce So She Can Now Wed Internet Mouse

Amy Winehouse Gets Divorce So She Can Now Wed Internet Mouse

Batty English skank singer Amy Winehouse got divorced today and grunted that she intends to immediately get remarried to her beloved mouse. The smelly, ugly horse-face has been having an on-off relationship with the little mouse featured in the in...

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Funny story: Man Gets Divorced From Reality

Man Gets Divorced From Reality

Local man Tim Traveller has formally announced that he has become divorced from reality. Tim, from Stoke on Trent, said he had sought an annulment from this World after repeated attempts to fit in failed. "I'm just not cut out for this sort of th...

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Funny story: It's Official - Jon and Kate Deflate and Head To Splitsville

It's Official - Jon and Kate Deflate and Head To Splitsville

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - After weeks of speculation, intimation, insinuation, and innuendo, the Gosselin's, Jon and Kate of the TV reality show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" have announced that they are divorcing. Jon said that he just got tired as hell...

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Funny story: Stephanie Seymour, Peter Brant's Divorce Turning Really Froggy!

Stephanie Seymour, Peter Brant's Divorce Turning Really Froggy!

Stephanie Seymour and Peter Brant's divorce is getting really ugly a close friend has reported. "It's like the civil war going on over there!" Apparently, police were phoned three times after the supermodel was shoved into a door by one of Brant's...

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Funny story: Miss California Approves Court's Decision on Same-Sex Divorce

Miss California Approves Court's Decision on Same-Sex Divorce

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The State of California's highest court handed down a 6-1 decision Tuesday to uphold voter-approved Prop 86, which bans the practice of allowing recently married same-sex couples to break their sacred vows of matrimony. Gathere...

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Funny story: Pete Goes Into Hiding As Jordan Flies Home

Pete Goes Into Hiding As Jordan Flies Home

Broken man, Peter Andre today enlisted the help of a spoof.com reporting team to help him to hide from estranged wife, the formidable Jordan, who returned to the UK from the Seychelles to deal with the couple's increasingly acrimonious divorce. Pe...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Served With Divorce Papers On Anniversary

Spoof Writer Served With Divorce Papers On Anniversary

A rude awakening today for a spoof writer, who can't be named here for legal reasons, as he tapped venomous spoof stories on his keyboard, taking the piss out of real life tragedies like the disintegration of Jordan and Peter's marriage and the gradu...

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