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Funny story: Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...

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Funny story: DNA points to Dick Cheney in FBI terrorist hunt for 'DB Cooper'

DNA points to Dick Cheney in FBI terrorist hunt for 'DB Cooper'

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): A DNA breakthrough has led the FBI straight to Vice President Dick Cheney in the Agency's protracted investigation into the disappearance of '70s skyjacking terrorist Dan 'DB' Cooper.

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Funny story: Joined at the hip - Osama and Dick Cheney related. Veep's wife discovers genealogical connection!

Joined at the hip - Osama and Dick Cheney related. Veep's wife discovers genealogical connection!

In another stunning announcement, Lynn Cheney states that Osama bin Laden is a ninth cousin to hubby Dick.

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Funny story: George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

AP- 11/7/2007 - The White House - US President George W. Bush stated this morning in a staged press conference that the final policy goal of his Presidency will be to try to figure out how to distance himself from the remaining 34% of Americans who a...

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Funny story: New Portrait of Dick Cheney to be Hung in White House

New Portrait of Dick Cheney to be Hung in White House

WA, DC White House - In a rare public unveiling in the White House's inner sanctum of security offices, located several storeys below the White House ground floor, a special ceremony was held today to unveil Dick Cheney's portrait. The portra...

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Funny story: Cheney Confesses He is Black

Cheney Confesses He is Black

Washington (IP) - Dick Cheney allowed reporters to visit him inside the underground bunker he has been living in 400 feet below the streets of Washington DC.

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Funny story: Lynne Cheney Discovers Dick Cheney Descended from Attila the Hun

Lynne Cheney Discovers Dick Cheney Descended from Attila the Hun

In her passion for genealogical research, Lynne Cheney has found that her husband, Dick Cheney is distantly related to Barack Obama and Burt Reynolds. Now she claims to have followed his ancestral line back even further, and she says she can directly...

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Funny story: Bush Floats World War Three Trial Balloon

Bush Floats World War Three Trial Balloon

Washington, D.C. -- During a speech yesterday the President of the United States, George W. Bush, raised the fear factor up a considerable notch by alluding to a possible third world war if Iran were allowed to gain nuclear weapons.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Celebrated the Anniversary of His Shooting a Man in the Face by...Shooting People in the Face

Dick Cheney Celebrated the Anniversary of His Shooting a Man in the Face by...Shooting People in the Face

Several months after the incident occurred, Vice President Dick Cheney was forced to admit that he celebrated the anniversary of his shooting a man in the face by…shooting people in the face.

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Funny story: UN Declares Dick Cheney More Dangerous Than Osama bin Laden

UN Declares Dick Cheney More Dangerous Than Osama bin Laden

Washington, D.C. Although, in the past, Osama bin Laden has generally been considered the "Most Wanted" man on the planet, a new consensus is developing that US Vice President Dick Cheney is really the most dangerous lunat...

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Funny story: Cheney Admits to Drinking Micro-View Ocean Zoo Aquarium Full of Sea Monkeys

Cheney Admits to Drinking Micro-View Ocean Zoo Aquarium Full of Sea Monkeys

Vice President Dick Cheney said during a question and answer session on Tuesday that the rumors were true, and that he did in fact "Drink Sea Monkeys."...

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Funny story: Cheney Seeks Ghoulish, Sorcerous Powers

Cheney Seeks Ghoulish, Sorcerous Powers

AP - Washington, DC, USA - Vice President Dick Cheney was reported to be deep in the bowels of his Unterfuhrerbunker in recent days chanting over a bubbling cauldron filled with the blood of a hundred defenseless woodland creatures, the brai...

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Funny story: Cheney Says Nuclear Strike Against Iran is Necessary

Cheney Says Nuclear Strike Against Iran is Necessary

Vice President Dick Cheney said the nation must prepare for an inevitable nuclear strike against Iran. He said that if we do not strike soon, the Iranians will succeed in building nuclear weapons, which they might use in self-defense, in order to k...

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Funny story: Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...

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Funny story: Bush introduces the Security in the Unification of Friendship through Oil Act

Bush introduces the Security in the Unification of Friendship through Oil Act

AUSTIN,Texas(APE) President Bush hosted a tea and brunch for top energy company associates at his Texas ranch today in order to introduce the Security in the Unification of Friendship through Oil Act.

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Funny story: Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

New York, New York - The U.N. announced yesterday that it found minute amounts of phosgene, a chemical warfare agent, which causes choking attacking the lungs. The WWI warfare agent was properly contained and appropriately marked a public hazard in i...

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Funny story: Bush Adds New Outhouse to the Rose Garden

Bush Adds New Outhouse to the Rose Garden

Washingtoon D.C. - President Bush, seeking solace for his midnight bowel movements has built a new Presidential one holer out back in the Rose Garden.

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