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Funny story: Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering "he's in Hog Heaven Now' as his body...

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Funny story: UK announces period of mourning for Osama Bin Laden

UK announces period of mourning for Osama Bin Laden

Following the unexpected demise of Osama Bin Laden, described by many as the extremist's Max Clifford, the UK last night went into morning. The Home Secretary announced that with effect from 12.00am last night, the UK was to enter a 12-hour period...

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Funny story: Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...

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Funny story: Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne Exposed As Fraud

Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne Exposed As Fraud

Iconic American diet and exercise guru, the "Godfather of Fitness" Jack LaLanne, has been exposed as a fraud. Even though he ate healthy all natural foods and juices, carried out a daily and very self-disciplined exercise regimen, and maintained a p...

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Funny story: Dr Kenwood's Worst-Case Scenario Casebook # 2: Am I Going To Die?

Dr Kenwood's Worst-Case Scenario Casebook # 2: Am I Going To Die?

Hello again everyone. I have in front of me a letter from a concerned patient, worried sick that he might be 'terminally ill'. Now, as you know, death is not a trifling thing, and is certainly not something we should be making fun of, but it happens to us all in the end, and we shouldn't be afraid to die. That's what I tell my patients if I think they are going to snuff it, anyway. The l...

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Funny story: This Is "No Country For Old Men"

This Is "No Country For Old Men"

Last month, I got into a discussion on line with someone trying to defend movies like "No Country For Old Men" as being a "true modern western" and having the "western spirit." Here is my response to him. Maybe I got a little bit preachy and maybe it is something that I just needed to say because of the moment, but I said it anyway. Yes, this is a humor website. We do specialize in satire here.

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Funny story: Headless Body Pronounced Dead

Headless Body Pronounced Dead

A pair of environmentalists clearing Japanese bindweed from a Hampshire river had quite a shock when they stumbled across a headless body floating in the gently babbling water. Toby Beanstalk and Jack Jugg relived their horror last night, as they revealed that they didn't initially think that body was a dummy, or some sort of practical joke. They knew right away that it was a decapitated bod...

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Funny story: Elisabeth Sladen to Return to Earth In Different Timeline

Elisabeth Sladen to Return to Earth In Different Timeline

LONDON, EARTH-573 - After the terrible passing away of one of the planet's - nay, galaxy's - greatest sci-fi actresses, Elisabeth Sladen will be missed. However, because of a wormhole-temporal-flumple slip (WTFS), Sladen will appear in Earth-573,...

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Funny story: New - more exciting interesections planned for US highways

New - more exciting interesections planned for US highways

Denver Colorado - UPDATE 1 Google has announced that it is ready to test its cars on the new intersections, but wishes to do so without humans on board. Government spokesman Mr. Phil Resastum of NAAATT (National American Automotive Association...

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Funny story: Fashion Designer Bvnjm Pahfiue#% Dies Of Stroke In Los Angeles.

Fashion Designer Bvnjm Pahfiue#% Dies Of Stroke In Los Angeles.

Proving once again that all the money in the world isn't gonna save your ass when the brain-plumbing goes blooey, Famed Fashion Designed Balky Krisnaswami suffered a stroke Thursday night and was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medial Center, where his condit...

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Funny story: Oldest man in the world dies after having sex!

Oldest man in the world dies after having sex!

The oldest man in the world was an American and now he's dead, his name was Walter (RIP) and his secret of longevity was sex! After his wife died in 1957 he vowed never to have sex again and practiced celibacy. But never envisaging that he woul...

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Funny story: World's oldest woman dies at 145 after visiting the moon

World's oldest woman dies at 145 after visiting the moon

Reports have reached the world through the British red-top tabloid press that the world's oldest woman, Mary Quite-Contrary has died in Somerset, England at 145, just after visiting the Moon. Lauded by millions of people as the word's oldest woman...

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Funny story: Funeral parlour protest as billboard advertising hunting zombies is stuck on their wall!

Funeral parlour protest as billboard advertising hunting zombies is stuck on their wall!

A UK funeral parlour has vehemently protested over an advertising company sticking a billboard on their wall advertising a popular TV series about hunting zombies! The funeral parlour director, Damian Deadend (name changed for legal reasons), to...

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Funny story: First Marijuana Death Reported

First Marijuana Death Reported

The Coy W. Waller Laboratory Complex on the campus of the University of Mississippi has reported the first death from marijuana. The research center is the only legal marijuana farm and production facility in the United States. Mahmoud ElSohl...

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Funny story: Police under suspicion for reggae star's death

Police under suspicion for reggae star's death

80s reggae musician Happy Ranker died this month during a police raid on his flat in the gritty east end of Bournemouth. He released two little known songs in the early 1980s called "Dat Good Ranking" and "Let Me Rank All Over Yo Face, Bitch". Fans a...

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Funny story: DJ Megatron Found Slain In New York

DJ Megatron Found Slain In New York

New York City- DJ Megatron the hip brother of famous Decepticon, Galvatron, was found shot in the chest and missing his Allspark. Police were alerted by residents after the sounds of plasma fire erupted at around 0200 near a local market. Mul...

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Funny story: Only the good die young

Only the good die young

Biologists at Woking University have shown that resting is the ultimate cause of premature death among Westerners. "Basically," said Professor Emett Brown, "when a body is at rest, it has lost all energy and is at its lowest state of entropy. This...

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