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Funny story: Jobseeker's Allowance Now Paid in Biscuits

Jobseeker's Allowance Now Paid in Biscuits

David Cameron announced to the House of Commons yesterday the Tories latest plan to ensure that it always pays to work. 'Too many people on benefits see it as a free lunch,' said the Prime Minister. As of Friday, Jobseeker's Allowance will be paid in...

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Funny story: David Cameron admits leaving daughter in pub was not a mistake

David Cameron admits leaving daughter in pub was not a mistake

It was revealed today that Prime Minister David Cameron didn't accidentally leave his daughter behind in a pub they had visited. Following a grilling by Lord Leveson earlier today, the Prime Minister broke down in tears to explain that he actually...

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Funny story: Cameron's Declared a "problem family"!

Cameron's Declared a "problem family"!

David and Samantha Cameron have been labelled a "problem family" by social worker Erica Pickles who was shocked to discover that after a drinking bout at pub they were so pissed out of their minds that they left their daughter, Nancy aged just 8, at...

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Funny story: Economy Left In Toilet

Economy Left In Toilet

British Prime Minister David Cameron admitted yesterday to accidently leaving the UK Economy "in the shitter" at the weekend. A Downing Street Special Advisory Public Relations Advisor, defended the Prime Ministers' lack of judgement as an act of ex...

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Funny story: Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...

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Funny story: David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...

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Funny story: PM's security branded totally useless amid Camerons' own 'Tapas Bar' moment

PM's security branded totally useless amid Camerons' own 'Tapas Bar' moment

London - 'Protection cops or Keystone Cops?' was the obvious question today as details emerged of the Camerons' parenting skills following a family pub lunch one Sunday. It's left the PM's official security team looking sheepish amid widespread re...

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Funny story: England Have 0.000765% Chance Of Winning Euro 2012 Says Dorking Academic

England Have 0.000765% Chance Of Winning Euro 2012 Says Dorking Academic

The England football team's chances of winning the Euro 2012 tournament have been rated as 0.000756% by a leading Dorking Professor, writes Sport, Fishing, Linoleum, Commercial Grass Cultivation, Wheelbarrow Design, Spats, Mathematics & Entertain...

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Funny story: Cameron Tells The Germans!

Cameron Tells The Germans!

It takes a brave person to tell the Germans to get sorted but British Boss, David 'the Brave' Cameron has done just that! German Chancellor Merkel could not hear his advice since she had turned off her translation facility but she knew the gist of...

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Funny story: McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

In yet another dramatic climb-down for the government, Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith announced today that ATOS will no longer be carrying out medical assessments on the sick and disabled, ending the government's controversial contract...

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Funny story: Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...

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Funny story: Cameron Pays Tribute to Special Forces Rescue

Cameron Pays Tribute to Special Forces Rescue

Further details emerged today of the dramatic rescue of besieged British minister Jeremy Hunt by Conservative special forces. Mr Hunt, who was ambushed two weeks ago while delivering aid to News International was being held by media factions oppos...

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Funny story: Cameron's Amazing Feet

Cameron's Amazing Feet

After David Cameron had put his foot in it several times recently we can now report on more amazing feets by the Prime Minister. First of all he has sorted out the Greek people, who were clearly in need of expert advice. 'Make up your minds you stupid Geeks' he exclaimed when making his unique contribution to the Greek election - the clever humour whereby Cameron replaced Greek by Geek produce...

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Funny story: Local Couple Told To Get Their House In Order

Local Couple Told To Get Their House In Order

A civil partnership couple, David and Nick, have been told to clean up their backyard by angry neighbours this week, after a tit-for-tat row spilled over into the local media, The McMurdoch Press. Relations within the community had been strained for...

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Funny story: 10 Questions For Mayor of London - Boris Johnson

10 Questions For Mayor of London - Boris Johnson

* Who cuts your hair? * Do you model your management style on Basil Fawlty or Gordon Brittas? * How the hell did you get in as London Mayor - AGAIN? Would you still have won if Labour had put someone else instead of Ken Livingstone up against you? * Wasn't it enough making a fool of yourself on comedy panel shows, now you have to do it as Mayor of London? * Is it true you've hired an...

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Funny story: Sensational Government Plan

Sensational Government Plan

The Government, feeling bruised by the two finger salute from those members of the electorate wanting to vote at all, have devised a plan which is widely regarded by the inner circle as a winner. The three pronged revival plan has three prongs:...

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Funny story: 10 Questions For Home Secretary Theresa May

10 Questions For Home Secretary Theresa May

1. Do people ever confuse you with Teresa (no h) May, the 'glamour' model who appeared in the Prodigy music video 'Smack My Bitch Up' 2. Why do so many ships sink on May Day? 3. Do you know where your diary is today? 4. Do you know what day it is today? 5. Do you ever confuse your Diary with your Dairy? 6. Do you know how many units of alcohol you've drunk this week? 7. When David Cameron go...

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