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Funny story: "What's My Motivation, Victoria?"

"What's My Motivation, Victoria?"

The Royal Shakespeare Company's 2007 autumn season is to include a new production of Macbeth at it's Stratford-upon-Avon home.

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Funny story: Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

David Beckham is set to be recalled to the England squad by manager Steve McClaren after a series of pathetically bad performances by England.

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Funny story: John Revolta: how Scientology has kept me out of dole queue

John Revolta: how Scientology has kept me out of dole queue

London - (Assinine Press): John Revolta has told a BBC chat show host that if it wasn't for Scientology his tacky eighties-style toupee would have been outed years ago as a tatoo cover-up on his hairless pate spelling out I Am A Tosser.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney, it has been revealed today, recovered from his metatarsal injury more quickly than was expected, because he had the toe removed, and replaced by a spare finger he had.

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Funny story: Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

In a very rare occurrence in professional sports, Manager Alex Ferguson, is the latest Manchester United man to succumb to injury.

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Funny story: Barcelona and Real Madrid in Incredible, Amazing, Outstanding Match...Neither Win.

Barcelona and Real Madrid in Incredible, Amazing, Outstanding Match...Neither Win.

In what has been touted as a 'classic' Super Classico, neither Barcelona or Real Madrid have managed to actually win.

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Funny story: Danielle bedded David Beckham?

Danielle bedded David Beckham?

Shamed celebrity Big Brother diva Danielle Lloyd was today accused of having an affair with David Beckham. Only days after being given the boot by Teddy Sheringham, Danielle was reported to have been...

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Funny story: Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Madrid- The La vómito del perro restaurant in the centre of Madrid is the kind of place that requires you to book six months in advance and be prepared to pay gracious homage to whatever the Chef deigns to put in front of you.

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Funny story: "England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

"England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

The World Cup will never again be staged in England if FIFA President Pratt Bleeps has his way.

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Funny story: Red Ken Trades Beckham for Oil!

Red Ken Trades Beckham for Oil!

Red Ken Livingstone and Really Red Hugo Chavez have worked out a plan to subsidize travel for London's poor. The travel supplements will be paid by Venezuela's poor.

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Funny story: Real Madrid sign new "wonder kid"

Real Madrid sign new "wonder kid"

Madrid- Earlier Today the Chairman of Spanish giants; Futbol clube de Real Madrid announced to members of the world's waiting media ,that after intense negotiations with the player's Brazilian club, they had finally captured the signature of...

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Funny story: Beckham Finally Takes Shower!

Beckham Finally Takes Shower!

David Beckham has the reputartion of a rather stinky fellow aroung football circles and so his mates (and not so mates) got together on him in a practical joke.

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Funny story: Man Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched

Man Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched

Disappointment at last night's tragic defeat for understrength England at the hands of Spain, when a man who must have been off his rocker jumped up and sang, There's only one David Beckham. England had cont...

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Funny story: Adidas To Pay Beckham To Say "Ah"

Adidas To Pay Beckham To Say "Ah"

Sportswear giant Adidas is set to pay David Beckham and other 'has-been' footballing personalities to say parts of the word 'Adidas' in a new advertising campaign announced today.

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Funny story: Former England Football Star In Airlift Drama

Former England Football Star In Airlift Drama

Dramatic scenes were witnessed this morning following an incident involving former England Football legend and Disney superstar David Beckhan at his Beckingham Palace home in Hertfordshire, Bucks.

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Funny story: David Beckham's testicles raise £50,000 on e-bay

David Beckham's testicles raise £50,000 on e-bay

Golden Ball's golden balls have raised a staggering £50,000 on e-bay for children's charity 'Kiddywatch'.

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