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Funny story: The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

HOLLYWOOD - After receiving the lowest scores of the year, Wendy Williams, aka "The Biggun" was the second celebrity dancer to be eliminated from this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Williams' professional partner, Tony "My Chest Hurts L...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, better known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" took the entire blame for his and partner Kirstie Alley's fall on Dancing With The Stars. As the marimba player played the music to "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" Maksim...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Allows Chris Brown, An Admitted 'Woman Beater' To Perform - Who Performs Next Week? O.J. Simpson?

Dancing With The Stars Allows Chris Brown, An Admitted 'Woman Beater' To Perform - Who Performs Next Week? O.J. Simpson?

LOS ANGELES - Some of the major entertainment media critics are wondering what in the world the producers of Dancing With The Stars were thinking about when they allowed Chris "The Temper Twit" Brown to perform not once, but twice on the 'results show' of DWTS. Do the shows 'suits' not read the newspapers, watch CNN, or listen To Oprah Winfrey? Last year right before their scheduled performance...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Season's First 'Casualty' Is "Psycho" Mike Catherwood

Dancing With The Stars: The Season's First 'Casualty' Is "Psycho" Mike Catherwood

HOLLYWOOD - The first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season is the co-host of radio's Loveline "Psycho" Mike Catherwood. At the start of the DWTS season 97 percent of the shows viewers had never heard of him. But now af...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: A Wrestler (Chris Jericho), A Rapper (Lil Romeo), and A Receiver (Hines Ward) All Score Big!

Dancing With The Stars: A Wrestler (Chris Jericho), A Rapper (Lil Romeo), and A Receiver (Hines Ward) All Score Big!

HOLLYWOOD - It was an evening when the male contestants on Dancing With The Stars all really brought their "A-Game." And when the dancing dust had settled the three top judges vote getter's were wrestling champion Chris Jericho and his partner Che...

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Funny story: "Dancing with The Stars": Obama Trips and Falls During Confused and Inept Performance!

"Dancing with The Stars": Obama Trips and Falls During Confused and Inept Performance!

It was a moment the world was waiting for as President Obama prepared to take the stage in what some have described as his shining moment as he prepared to discuss recent actions involving on again off again actions involving middle east unrest and...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Tells George Lopez To Stop With The "Fat Jokes" Or Else She'll Bite Off Both Of His Lips

Kirstie Alley Tells George Lopez To Stop With The "Fat Jokes" Or Else She'll Bite Off Both Of His Lips

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley who literally surprised everyone with her very good dance performance on Dancing With The Stars has let talk show host George Lopez know that he had better stop making fun of her weight and stop with the 'fat jokes.' Th...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Shocks Everyone With Her Amazing Dancing On "Dancing With The Stars"

Kirstie Alley Shocks Everyone With Her Amazing Dancing On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has probably pulled off the biggest dancing surprise of any celebrity contestant in the twelve season history of Dancing With The Stars. The former star of Cheers and the movie series franchise Look Who's Talking is paire...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Original Karate Kid" Macchio Shows He Is Going To "Kick" Some Dancing Booty

Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Original Karate Kid" Macchio Shows He Is Going To "Kick" Some Dancing Booty

HOLLYWOOD -Season 12 of Dancing With The Stars has kicked off (pun intended) and of the eleven celebrity dancers the male and female that stood out were Ralph Macchio and believe it or not Kirstie Alley, yes K-i-r-s-t-i-e A-l-l-e-y. Macchio who ga...

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Funny story: The Reason Derek Hough and Julianne Hough Are Not Participating In This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

The Reason Derek Hough and Julianne Hough Are Not Participating In This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The twelfth season of Dancing With The Stars has kicked off and all the front line regulars are back. Tom "The Quick Wit" Bergeron is back as is his co-host Brooke "You All Know I'm Sexy" Burke. And sitting at the judges table are...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Reportedly Jealous of Former "Dancing With The Stars" Dance Partner Mark Ballas' New Dance Partner Chelsea Kane

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Reportedly Jealous of Former "Dancing With The Stars" Dance Partner Mark Ballas' New Dance Partner Chelsea Kane

MARICOPA, Arizona - Todd and Sarah Palin's little girl, 20-year-old Bristol Palin is reportedly not a happy camper these days. Bristol "The Pistol" who finished in third place in last years edition of Dancing With The Stars reportedly told Tittle...

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Funny story: "Dancing With The Stars" to Begin Again Monday; Riots Ensue

"Dancing With The Stars" to Begin Again Monday; Riots Ensue

LOS ANGELES, CA - ABC's fading warhorse, "Dancing With The Stars," is set to premier yet again Monday night, March 21st, setting off raging protests across the country, as citizens try to cope with the horror of yet another long season of has-beens o...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious Over The Remarks That Kathy Griffin Made About Her Chubby, Quasi-Cute Daughter Bristol "The Pistol" Palin

Sarah Palin Furious Over The Remarks That Kathy Griffin Made About Her Chubby, Quasi-Cute Daughter Bristol "The Pistol" Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska who resigned after the citizens of "The Iceberg State" took the time from their busy routines of hunting, fishing, and shoveling snow, to elect her governor is fuming at the mouth.

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...

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Funny story: The Costume Designer On 'Dancing With The Stars' Says He Is Having To Use Lots and Lots of Material Sewing Kirstie Alley's Dance Outfits

The Costume Designer On 'Dancing With The Stars' Says He Is Having To Use Lots and Lots of Material Sewing Kirstie Alley's Dance Outfits

HOLLYWOOD - The gentleman in charge of designing and sewing every single dance costume for the celebrities and professionals on Dancing With The Stars has confided that this year he really has his work cut out for him (no pun intended). Lazlo Lazl...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Melissa and Joan Rivers Were Not Asked To Do 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Reason Why Melissa and Joan Rivers Were Not Asked To Do 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - As soon as this years eleven contestants on Dancing With The Stars were announced an angry Joan Rivers called up the DWTS producer and asked her why she and her semi-pretty daughter Melissa had been overlooked as contestants again. Rivers pointed out to DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderlicki that probably 95 percent of the shows viewers have never heard of Mike Catherwood or Chelsea K...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Reveals This Year's 11 Dance Contestants

Dancing With The Stars Reveals This Year's 11 Dance Contestants

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars have just revealed the names of this years 11 dance contestants. DWTS co-hosts Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke commented that leading the pack is Kirstie Alley who has gone from a weight of 409 pou...

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