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Funny story: England Cricket Gets Crooked After Getting Crocked

England Cricket Gets Crooked After Getting Crocked

A potholed practice area at the Beausejour Stadium caused England some anguish yesterday when the captain Michael Vaughan tripped and fell during fielding drills and spent the remainder of the session receiving ice treatment from the physiotherapist...

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Funny story: England World Cup Cricket Bid Already On The Rocks

England World Cup Cricket Bid Already On The Rocks

The England cricket team will face up to their tricky qualifying group match against Kenya on Saturday, bolstered by the return of Andrew Flintoff, after his one-match ban yesterday against Canada.

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Funny story: Exclusive - Leaked extracts from Alastair Campbell's Diary "The Dodgy Blair Years"

Exclusive - Leaked extracts from Alastair Campbell's Diary "The Dodgy Blair Years"

Day One: I wake up to the sound of a bell ringing in my ears, at first I think that it is the alarm clock, but the Tone is different, and then I assume that it is Rory Bremner doing a very bad impression. As I wake up a bit more, I realise that it is the telephone that is ringing. I answer it, you could have bowled me over with a cricket ball. It was none other than Tony Blair, the New Labour Prim...

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Funny story: Botham and Boycott in a spin

Botham and Boycott in a spin

A cricket ball designed for left handed players in mind has been developed by Ian Botham OBE and Geoffrey Boycott no OBE.

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Funny story: World's press mistakenly announce England cricketing defeat, having not bothered to turn up

World's press mistakenly announce England cricketing defeat, having not bothered to turn up

Sports pages of the world's press were being hurriedly re-written this morning after journalists discovered to their horror that the England one-day cricket team had actually won a match against the Australians. The Spoof! has learnt that not a s...

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Funny story: Botham Slams Useless Aussies

Botham Slams Useless Aussies

Ian 'Beefy' Botham, in a sensational attack has slammed the entire Australian test cricket side as being abysmal.

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Funny story: England win!

England win!

In a totally bizarre break from the long-standing tradition, England have beaten Australia in a cricket match. Admittedly they had to bring the Irish in to help them out on the lend-lease scheme, but let nothing detract from the shocking and probably...

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Funny story: Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has tonight slammed sad England once again for their terrible performance in Austria.

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Funny story: Deadly Louzer Virus Strikes England Cricketer

Deadly Louzer Virus Strikes England Cricketer

MELBOURNE - Previously indestructible England cricketer Peter Von Peterson, the last surviving touring England cricketer to survive the deadly Australian virus Louzer-Form (Trescothick strain EBGB) has finally fallen victim to the deadly strain thus...

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Funny story: Botham Slams Door

Botham Slams Door

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has today slammed a door in a fit of rage over England's latest shambles against Ireland in the 5th test in Mumbai.

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Funny story: Botham Slams Cricketers for Stricly Come Dancing Spectacle

Botham Slams Cricketers for Stricly Come Dancing Spectacle

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has hit out today at cricketers who end up mincing around the dance floor instead of playing cricket.

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Funny story: Botham Slams Everybody And Everything

Botham Slams Everybody And Everything

Cricketing legend, Ian 'Beefy' Botham, has tonight hit out at England's sorry performance against America in Brazil, as they crashed out of the Ashes 23 nil.

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Funny story: The Wicket, The Cricket and Eleven Penguins

The Wicket, The Cricket and Eleven Penguins

In what can only be described as an act of pure genius, the English cricket team coach has forced legislation through Parliament, which will allow his team to win every game.

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Funny story: King of the Jungle...or is it the Bungle?

King of the Jungle...or is it the Bungle?

Perth, WA,Australia - England cricket supremo Duncan Fletcher has today angrily denied Fleet Street reports that the famous symbol of English cricket, a Lion, is to be replaced with a rampant Lemming...

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Funny story: Botham Slams Botham In Savage Attack

Botham Slams Botham In Savage Attack

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has today launched a devastating attack on himself in a move that's got the sports world reeling.

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Funny story: Botham Slams Sorry England

Botham Slams Sorry England

Ian Botham has slammed England's sorry performance in the second test in Calcutta against the Aussies.

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Funny story: Botham Slams Cheating Aussies

Botham Slams Cheating Aussies

Former cricketing legend Ian Botham has tonight branded the Australian cricket team as a bunch of cheats who are nothing more than descendants of convicts.

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