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Funny story: Bill Gates to Take On Microsoft

Bill Gates to Take On Microsoft

Bill Gates announced he is coming out of retirement to head up the new start-up called "Macrosoft" in his bid to compete with the software giant Microsoft, the company he founded.

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Funny story: 'BOLAM' Supercomputer Forges Ahead

'BOLAM' Supercomputer Forges Ahead

The latest supercomputer from Microsoft - 'BOLAM' - has astonished scientists by calculating at the speed of light AND fabricating a useful toolbox from scraps of old tin. BOLAM - the acronym stands for Bent Old Lumbago And Mucus - is the fir...

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Funny story: New website to hilight bad web pages

New website to hilight bad web pages

Following on the success of websites like Del.icio.us, Digg, Reddit, and Stumbleupon; a Seattle-based company has purchased the UtterCrap portal and turned it into a webpage submission engine.

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Funny story: Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.

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Funny story: Dotcom becoming common surname

Dotcom becoming common surname

Computer geeks aren't satisfied with their screen names, they're becoming them.

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Funny story: UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

A shipment of "noncontact" sensors designed by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration was stolen last week from a United Parcel Service delivery vehicle, NASA reports today in a press release.

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Funny story: China Developing Human Computer Chips

China Developing Human Computer Chips

In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.

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Funny story: Intel Recalls Every PC Ever Made

Intel Recalls Every PC Ever Made

If you own a Dell or a Gateway or even an Intel powered Mac the Intel corporation advices you to run, not walk to the nearest sanitary landfill and toss the thing into the rubble before it blows.

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Funny story: Dell Employee Tones Down Sarcasm To Fit In Socially At Work

Dell Employee Tones Down Sarcasm To Fit In Socially At Work

Droll office clerk, Seamus Redmond, currently one of roughly 1000 employees working in the Dell Computers Operations Centre in Bray, Ireland today admitted that, in order to fit in socially with his work colleagues, he is forced to reduce his typical...

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Funny story: New Computer Input Device

New Computer Input Device

For those of us struggling with the confines of the standard 'keyboard and mouse' set-up with our PCs, the answer may well be answered by the answer from BioKey Inc. Their answer? A wearable input device which aims to make quick work of trans...

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Funny story: Spoof Swami's Message of Blissful Peace

Spoof Swami's Message of Blissful Peace

The Spoof Swami unexpectedly showed up this morning at the editorial offices of the Spoof-a well-known online news organisation. As astonished Spoof writers and staff looked up from their computers, the Spoof Swami sat down in the middle of the floor...

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Funny story: Apple to Package Macintosh and iMac in Little Debbie Snack Cakes !

Apple to Package Macintosh and iMac in Little Debbie Snack Cakes !

Apple Computer and McKee Foods Corp announced a deal in which the packaging material for all Macintosh and iMac computers will consist of Little Debbie snack cakes baked by McKee in Collegedale, Tennessee. The Little Debbie "Swiss Cake Rolls&quo...

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Funny story: Congresswoman closes office over computer threat

Congresswoman closes office over computer threat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On the eve of the return of a lame duck Congress, Zoe Lofgren has announced she will close her office on Capitol Hill. Lofgren said she fears "a possible cyberterror attack" that could harm her staff's computers or...

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Funny story: The ideal couple - Victoria and Rab C

The ideal couple - Victoria and Rab C

Who says computers have no sense of humour? We asked the data manager of a leading computer dating agency to come up with the ideal celebrity couple, and to the utter amazement of everyone - except a member of staff who has actually met Victoria Bec...

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Funny story: Microsoft - bringing the Apocalypse closer to home

Microsoft - bringing the Apocalypse closer to home

Psychologists have finally proved that Microsoft (hereafter known as Evil-M) are true; it really is destroying humankind as we know it. The frustration, which occurs when the computers crash, can well up, leading us to have rotten days, taking it out on others, leading to overall low morale. This can also lead to road rage, which in turn damages the environment and causes accidents, which a...

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Funny story: New Linux Mascot Created

New Linux Mascot Created

Following up on last months exclusive report on the "branching out" of Linux mascot Tux the penguin, this privileged reporter has been shown official primary sketches of what has been confirmed as the replacement for Tux. The character is a large-...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Does a bit of extra Work here in the UK

Bill Gates Does a bit of extra Work here in the UK

Bill Gates has decided to do a bit of HTML programming here in the UK today!...

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