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Funny story: VP Cheney Secedes, Relocates to Quebec

VP Cheney Secedes, Relocates to Quebec

MONTREAL - Forming an unlikely alliance with the Bloc Québécois, US Vice President Dick Cheney has barricaded himself in a corner office of the party's headquarters with a large-caliber machine gun and a sandbag bunker.

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Funny story: Canada to Build Fence Across Its Southern Border

Canada to Build Fence Across Its Southern Border

Due to the skyrocketing cost of healthcare, 46 million US citizens, who have no health insurance, are facing bankruptcy, destitution, and premature death. Now, thousands of desperate US citizens have begun sneaking over the border to take advantage...

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Funny story: Canadian Pork Processing Plant Shutdowns Lead to Braunschweiger Shortage

Canadian Pork Processing Plant Shutdowns Lead to Braunschweiger Shortage

LOS ANGELES - Unseasonably high Braunschweiger prices throughout the region are being blamed on unexpected Canadian pork processors shutting down their plants for extended maintenance.

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Funny story: U.S. To Acquire Canada

U.S. To Acquire Canada

(Ottawa) - The United States has made an offer to buy its northern neighbor, Canada, for an undisclosed amount of American dollars.

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Funny story: Thousands all demanding free passage, turned back at border

Thousands all demanding free passage, turned back at border

Washington, DC - Thousands of Mexican citizens wanting to immigrate into the United States rushed the US/Mexico border while still thousands less Canadians even showed up at the US/Canadian border today all claiming to have contracted the deadly incu...

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Funny story: UK Reclaims Canada as Colony

UK Reclaims Canada as Colony

Canada's Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, announced today that Canada would rejoin the UK (United Kingdom) and renounce its independence. "Being on our own is just too much work," Harper explained, "particularly when you've got...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans for War; Canada at Risk

Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans for War; Canada at Risk

Rudy Giuliani announced his first major foreign policy initiative today, with the centerpiece being plans for an attack on Canada.

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Funny story: Tories Insist On Giving Canada's Last Energy to USA

Tories Insist On Giving Canada's Last Energy to USA

OTTAWA (CP) - Conservative Members of Parliament have savagely tried to end parliamentary hearings on their stupid plan to give away Canada's remaining oil and natural gas to the USA, freely admitting that they are covering up the matter.

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Funny story: U.S. Defense Department Punked By Canada

U.S. Defense Department Punked By Canada

Ultra paranoid U.S. Defense Department officials freaked out earlier this year when they found what they believed to be spy technology embedded within a harmless Canadian 25 cent piece.

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Funny story: Report Urges Canada Sell Itself Cheap to USA

Report Urges Canada Sell Itself Cheap to USA

OTTAWA (AP) - Two has-been conservative political hacks have urged that Canada end all foreign ownership restrictions and sell the rest of its companies cheap to the USA "in order to lick the American boot and become a colony of the USA, or be g...

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Funny story: Canadian Drug Dealers Allowed to Sell In USA

Canadian Drug Dealers Allowed to Sell In USA

Washington DC - A federal judge on Monday struck down a state law that makes it illegal for Canadians to sell street drugs in "da hood". Old laws made it possible to fix the price of drugs such as cocaine, crack, crystal meth and ecstasy.

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Admits His Ministers Are War Criminals

Canadian Prime Minister Admits His Ministers Are War Criminals

OTTAWA (CP) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has admitted there is "clear evidence" that members of his government and army are war criminals, since they are knowingly handing over insurgent prisoners of war to be tortured by the Af...

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Funny story: American Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed

American Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA--(BREAKING NEWS) Sanjaya Malakar, the latest American hopeful destine to be this seasons "American Idol" winner has been exposed as a fraud. Audiences had to endure total degradation o...

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Funny story: Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.

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Funny story: Free Coffee At Starbucks Today - Do You Know Why?

Free Coffee At Starbucks Today - Do You Know Why?

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-(COUGHFEENOOZ) Today Starbucks Coffee Company is giving away at no cost to you a FREE tall cup of coffee. This offer is being given by franchises across the U.S. and Canada. That's right FREE. You pay nothing, zip, nada, zero, are you getting the picture. It's like stealing. You walk into a Starbucks tomorrow be...

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Funny story: Northern Exposure: Bush to Call Up Scouts

Northern Exposure: Bush to Call Up Scouts

WASHINGTON D.C. - Just days after announcing his intention to station National Guard troops along the U.S. border with Mexico, President Bush made an unexpected statement today concerning the Canadian border.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...

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