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Funny story: 'Sweet' Loretta Martin And Her Loner Friend Receive Suspended Sentences

'Sweet' Loretta Martin And Her Loner Friend Receive Suspended Sentences

Sacramento, CA - A confused trangendered woman named Loretta Martin and her friend, known only to the 3rd Appellate District of the California Court of Appeal as 'Jojo', have received suspended sentences following their appeal on a conviction of grow...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Run For Governor of California

Adam Lambert To Run For Governor of California

SAN DIEGO - American Idol contestant Adam Lambert told Anderson Cooper that now that he has signed a record deal with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions his next goal is to be elected governor of California. Lambert said that The Left Coast Amal...

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Funny story: The Donald Fires Miss California

The Donald Fires Miss California

Miss California Carrie Prejean has finally got fired by The Donald, according to The National Inquisitor! Trump, according to the Inquisitor, claims she was fired because "she hadn't been holding up her end ...uh..of the agreement she signed when s...

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Funny story: California Offers Gay Marriage Compomise

California Offers Gay Marriage Compomise

The California Supreme Court offered a compromise proposal to the same sex marriage ban put in place by voters in November. The proposal suggests that one of the marrying parties first switch genders then, after 6 months of marriage, be switched back...

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Funny story: A WWII Japanese One-Man Sub Hits The Santa Monica Pier

A WWII Japanese One-Man Sub Hits The Santa Monica Pier

SANTA MONICA, California - The Santa Monica Pier had to be closed today due to some damage that was inflicted to it when a World War II One-Man Japanese Submarine crashed into it. Captain Takamatsu Fujisawa, Jr., of the Japanese MiniSub 107 was sh...

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Funny story: Miss California Approves Court's Decision on Same-Sex Divorce

Miss California Approves Court's Decision on Same-Sex Divorce

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The State of California's highest court handed down a 6-1 decision Tuesday to uphold voter-approved Prop 86, which bans the practice of allowing recently married same-sex couples to break their sacred vows of matrimony. Gathere...

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Funny story: State Of California Bans Human/Animal Marriages (Except Horses)

State Of California Bans Human/Animal Marriages (Except Horses)

Governor Arnie announced to a somewhat confused world press today that gay marriages would not be approved by the state, and nor would human/animal marriages either. Except for horses. The news came as a huge relief to Orville Messkin who married...

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Funny story: Gov. Arnold "$$$" Schwarzenegger Welcomes Space Shuttle Atlantis

Gov. Arnold "$$$" Schwarzenegger Welcomes Space Shuttle Atlantis

MALIBU BEACH, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger gladly welcomed the seven-man crew of the space shuttle Atlantis as they landed at Ron Howard's private landing strip on Malibu Beach. The approach of Hurricane Zoquisha off the Florida coa...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's 'Special Election II: Numerator Salvation' a Ballot-Box Office Dud

Schwarzenegger's 'Special Election II: Numerator Salvation' a Ballot-Box Office Dud

HOLLYWOOD, CA - "The people of Cauliflower-nia have spoken," said Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Let's just say tourin' out for 'Special Election II' vwahs... not so vantastic." In fact, turnout was dismal, drawing only a tiny portion of the sta...

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Funny story: American Idol Voting Reprises California's Prop H8

American Idol Voting Reprises California's Prop H8

Kristian Kris Allen reminded American Idol voters, the most idle idlers in America, that despite his having found Jesus as his personal saviour and his many years in service to the gospel, he wants the voters to concentrate on something they have no...

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Funny story: Gov Schwarzenegar said to be softening on Prop 8

Gov Schwarzenegar said to be softening on Prop 8

"Governator" of California Arnold Schwarzenegar, a longtime proponent of the controversial Proposition 8 legislation has been rumored to "Be going light, if you know what I mean," according to a source close to state administration. In order to cl...

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Funny story: California May Be Put Up For Sale

California May Be Put Up For Sale

SACRAMENTO - The California Legislature has just announced that if the state does not receive $23 billion by July, it will go bankrupt. The state of California has hired one of the top legislative analytical firms in the United States, The Cornhus...

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Funny story: Miss California Says She's Moving To Wyoming

Miss California Says She's Moving To Wyoming

LOS ANGELES - Miss California says that she is so mad that Perez Hilton ambushed her during The Miss USA telecast with his 'gay question' that she has decided to move to Wyoming where there are no gay people. Perez Hilton who is an avowed 'gay guy...

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Funny story: Bigfoot To Leave California

Bigfoot To Leave California

Bigfoot, the eight foot primate from the California mountains, has announced that he is leaving the state for "more normal, greener pastures." In a press conference at the Redwood National Forest Ranger Station, the creature previously believed to b...

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Funny story: Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With Earth Day just around the corner, many California residents aren't just hugging trees - they're getting under them for some shade. In the wake of Sunday's unexpected bake, San Francisco and Los Angeles both set record highs...

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Funny story: California gangs move into 21st century

California gangs move into 21st century

Gangs across California have moved into the 21st century by becoming more tolerant of differences in human sexual behaviors. At least 3 gangs in northern California have started gay and lesbian chapters as a way to increase membership, turf territori...

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Funny story: California legalises animaltronic marriage

California legalises animaltronic marriage

Governor Schwarzenegger has stunned Californians by passing emergency legislation to allow legal marriage between animal puppet species. The move is thought to be in response to a legal challenge being mounted by Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy who...

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