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Funny story: California Leads Nation in Available Workers

California Leads Nation in Available Workers

For nearly three decades, a steady decline in available labor resources had plagued California's employers. Despite eight years of business-friendly initiatives put in place by the Bush administration, many of the state's business owners continued to...

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Funny story: New Action Thriller Set to Screen: The Terminator VS. The Obamanation In Fight to Save California!

New Action Thriller Set to Screen: The Terminator VS. The Obamanation In Fight to Save California!

California Govenator Arnold Schwartzenegger, saying it was a last resort, said he was coming out of film retirement in a last ditch effort to save his state from bankruptcy. The 62 year old, citing the recent success of blockbuster 'Avatar', his sta...

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Funny story: California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger plans on signing a bill that will ban power-guzzling big screen televisions. The governor said that he knows that it is not a popular decision, especially with the rich folks, but he stressed that it has...

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Funny story: As A Result of Obama's Peace Prize, California Has Suddenly 'Gone Sweden'

As A Result of Obama's Peace Prize, California Has Suddenly 'Gone Sweden'

Sacramento, CA - In a new development that has environmentalists, sociologists and linguists puzzled the world over, California has suddenly 'gone Sweden' as water turns to aquavit, people have become more pacifist and Governor Schwarzenegger's accen...

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Funny story: The State of California Votes To Ban The Word "Whatever"

The State of California Votes To Ban The Word "Whatever"

SACRAMENTO - In a surprising move the California state legislature has passed a bill outlawing the use of the word 'whatever." State Senator, Twyla Bassilacotta, 47, of Calabasas, said that she proposed the bill after recently shopping at the Lady...

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Funny story: Arizona tired of California "always borrowing stuff"

Arizona tired of California "always borrowing stuff"

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer expressed dismay at the way she says California "is always mooching stuff off other states in the area." This came just a few days after Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up at the governors mansion in Phoenix and asked if he c...

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Funny story: San Andreas Fault Apologizes

San Andreas Fault Apologizes

California - The San Andreas Fault stepped forward recently in Sacramento and acknowledged guilt for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and admitted that it may be behind a future devastating earthquake in California a.k.a . "The Big One." Speaking...

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Funny story: China invents new method of capital punishment

China invents new method of capital punishment

Beijing, China - Apart from the usual communistic practices, China has invented a new method of capital punishment. A pool is filled with saltwater and the condemned are placed in the pool. This is done on a day in which storms are expected.

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Funny story: San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

The San Andreas Fault, the continental transform fault that runs roughly 800 miles through California in the United States, and which forms the tectonic boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate, is to be mended next year. Th...

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Funny story: Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

A worker at a Flintstones Vitamin factory in Barstow, Calif., is recovering at a local hospital after she collapsed Friday morning when she lifted a fresh batch of the oddly sweet morsels out of the BamBamenator to find what she claimed was the Virgi...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Challenges Mother Nature To A Fight

Schwarzenegger Challenges Mother Nature To A Fight

Sacramento, CA - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has had enough. "Wildfires, earthquakes, drought, floods, swine flu, Michael Jackson - no more! Mother Nature must be terminated." Schwarzenegger's remarks come as the state recovers fro...

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Funny story: Gov. Schwarzenegger Lays Off The Entire California National Guard

Gov. Schwarzenegger Lays Off The Entire California National Guard

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger visiting some old friends in Beverly Hills held a news conference at the Celluloid Queen Hotel. He informed the assembled media that due to the mounting expenses as well as the $26 billion...

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Funny story: California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

SACRAMENTO, California - The California Senate has just approved a bill which would allow female residents of California over the age of 27, the opportunity of performing their very own Mammograms in the privacy of their own home (apartment, condo, o...

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Funny story: California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

California, frequently at the vanguard of the left in America's endless culture wars, is now hastily beating an embarrassing retreat. The state's progressive Department of Education, once impervious to criticism from conservatives, finds itself havin...

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Funny story: California Passes Crap Tax Brick

California Passes Crap Tax Brick

By a vote of 210-202, The State of California has "passed" the largest tax increase in this state's history, the crap tax! Governor Schwarzenegger said today that he will sign it into law as soon as the crap meters are "installed". "We will rai...

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Funny story: "Hereee They Come!" - California To Release 27,000 Prisoners

"Hereee They Come!" - California To Release 27,000 Prisoners

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has just announced that in order to trim some of the state's $26 billion deficit he will be releasing 27,000 California Department of Corrections inmates from 17 different California prisons. The state's...

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Funny story: California To Vote On Legalizing Marijuana

California To Vote On Legalizing Marijuana

SAN JOSE, California - State Senator Ava Winterhalter has entered a proposal (California Pot Proposal #876-3) into the California State Legislature which would legalize the growing, selling, and use of Cannabis aka pot, Mary Jane, Acapulco Gold, Maui...

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