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Funny story: Biden to Honor National Breast Appreciation Day with Restaurant Openings

Biden to Honor National Breast Appreciation Day with Restaurant Openings

Washington, D.C.-Vice President Joe Biden will commemorate National Breast Appreciation Day by presiding over the opening of several new Honkers Restaurants, during a whirlwind 24 hour cross-country trip on September 28th. The trip will begin in W...

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Funny story: The Vagina Monologues to be Renamed in Honor of National Breast Appreciation Day

The Vagina Monologues to be Renamed in Honor of National Breast Appreciation Day

The Vagina Monologues, the long running Broadway play, will be renamed for September 28th in honor of the celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. Production assistant Lisa Naugahyde said that "we feel that, just like our performances enligh...

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Funny story: F-Mart To Go Topless To Bring Back Customers

F-Mart To Go Topless To Bring Back Customers

In a desperate move to try and bring customers back to their stores, F-Mart has announced plans to go topless at their cash registers. This announcement comes on the heels of National Breast Appreciation Day (September 28th), and that will also be t...

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Funny story: Breast Appreciation Day Exposed As Recycled Old Idea - It used to be called Tit Monday!

Breast Appreciation Day Exposed As Recycled Old Idea - It used to be called Tit Monday!

It was the day, usually in Spring or early summer when the millions of women of all shapes, ages and sizes seemed to make a collective decision to put away Winter's dowdy garments and blossom forth in sheer, lightweight fabrics and bare legs. Sali...

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Funny story: Manhattan Is Offering Free Mammograms

Manhattan Is Offering Free Mammograms

MANHATTAN - Trudy "Titina" Tinkerwitt, founder and president of Titina's Manhattan Mammogram Service Agency has stated that in conjunction with this year's National Breast Appreciation Day, which is Monday, September 28, her Agency will be providing...

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Funny story: 23% still unaware of impending Breast Appreciation Day

23% still unaware of impending Breast Appreciation Day

A snap poll has shown that in spite of a national government awareness campaign, nearly twenty-three percent of adults are still unaware of Breast Appreciation Day. This will come as an urgent wake-up call to the Department of Over-Cs Development, w...

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Funny story: Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Mountain View, CA - The internet search behemoth Google, well-known for altering their logo to commemorate such events as Thomas Edison's birthday and the 20th anniversary of Zero Wing, has secretly commissioned graphic designers to alter their logo...

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Funny story: The Nation's Biggest Breast Outlet To Expand

The Nation's Biggest Breast Outlet To Expand

DALLAS - One of the country's leading ladies lingerie franchises has just announced a major expansion. Appling Willacoochie, the CEO of the Dallas-based Rackalicious Firm, a subsidiary of the Tata's Group which owns 3,600 Tits 'R' Us nationwide ha...

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Funny story: Jordan - Peed Off At Breast Appreciation Day - Gives It The Finger

Jordan - Peed Off At Breast Appreciation Day - Gives It The Finger

Uber breasted glamour model and renowned gobshite, Jordan, who is really heartbroken over her failed marriage to Aussie wailer, Peter Andre, to the extent that she's been photographed topless, with a cage fighter... Well, anyway, she has given the...

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Funny story: UK Embraces National Breast Appreciation Day With Unbridled Enthusiasm

UK Embraces National Breast Appreciation Day With Unbridled Enthusiasm

After being initially snubbed by the USA and the Obama Administration by not being invited to take part in National Breast Appreciation Day, the UK has wholeheartedly embraced the concept following an American U-turn on Breast Policy which resulted i...

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Funny story: UK Slams Obama Over Special Relationship/Breast Appreciation Day

UK Slams Obama Over Special Relationship/Breast Appreciation Day

The United States Administration was today left reeling following another volte-face from the nation we describe ourselves as having a 'special relationship' with. UK Breast Ambassador for Miami/Dade, Cosmo Smallpiece PSP* expressed his utter and...

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Funny story: Bra Companies to Participate in National Breast Appreciation Day

Bra Companies to Participate in National Breast Appreciation Day

Manufacturers of brassieres have announced that they will participate in the celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day on Monday, September 28th. They will provide discounting to all department and clothing outlets and retailers and all bras s...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Explains National Breast Appreciation Day

George W. Bush Explains National Breast Appreciation Day

Former United States President George W. Bush explained the reasoning behind National Breast Appreciation Day to reporters, describing the reasoning behind an event that will now be celebrated in more than thirty countries. The holiday is scheduled...

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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Announced

National Breast Appreciation Day Announced

People checking out their calendars might notice that Monday, September 28th, has been named as National Breast Awareness Day. The event is not tied to breast cancer, but to the appreciation of that part of the female anatomy. Research shows that...

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Funny story: Rabbis Fighting Over Breastfeeding On Yom Kippur, Which Falls On National Breast Appreciation Day

Rabbis Fighting Over Breastfeeding On Yom Kippur, Which Falls On National Breast Appreciation Day

In New York City, a religious question has led to a cleavage between two major groups over whether or not breast feeding is allowed on Yom Kippur, a national day of fasting for most Jews. Since this year's "National Breast Appreciation Day" just h...

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Funny story: Fern's Breasts join Strictly Cum Dancing

Fern's Breasts join Strictly Cum Dancing

Following the shock departure of Fern Britton's breasts from This Morning, showbiz reporter Stacky McHump confirms, that after some tense showbiz negotiations they will be appearing weekly on Strictly Cum Dancing. Fern's sumptuous baps follow a lo...

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Funny story: Faceboob.web Sues Over Trademark Infringement

Faceboob.web Sues Over Trademark Infringement

Mountain View, CA - Popular internet site Faceboob.web is suing a well-known social networking site for 'having a name suspiciously similar to our company's name'. According to sources, Faceboob founder Eric Titzler has hired a team of legal experts...

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