In a move which has surprised many, US President Barack Obama has announced that his government will legislate for an immediate ban on the private ownership of all firearms. The ban is believed to include ownership of handguns, rifles, semi-automa...
Following another tragic mass shooting in the US, in which twelve people died and a further fifty or so were injured, there have, again, been calls for a tightening of gun control laws. Public sentiment is running high and people are asking how many...
TOKYO (AP) - The United States is moving ahead with plans to deploy its first Ospreys to Japan, despite strong opposition from residents over safety issues and concerns about their behavior patterns. Local residents have heard of the damage they have...
Some older African Americans are torn now that racism in America has disappeared. They are finding it hard to relay to their Grandchildren "The Bad Old Days" and are finding it difficult to instill in their young ones that there is a scapegoat for...
Liza Grey, State Representative for Michigan, was banned from speaking in the House of Representatives for saying the word "a***e" during a recent speech to the House. The word was used as the anatomically correct way to describe the part of the...
A street in Doncaster has been evacuated following reports of a man, named locally as Barry Bazooka, boring people to death. It is understood that Bazooka has recently returned from a two-week vacation in Florida and has been telling anyone and ev...
Scores of angry yet patriotic American's are furious after an Ohio man pointed out to a friend that not all troops are heroes and that some may indeed be bad apples that are not indicative of the majority. Many want the man punished or at least sho...
Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron have clashed this afternoon in Berlin over the Euro Zone crisis. The British Prime Minister, arrived in Berlin for an urgent meeting to urge Angela Merkel to quickly sort out the Euro Zone...
Six F-15 fighter jets were scrambled yesterday to escort a transatlantic flight diverted amid a passenger's suspicious behaviour, say US officials. The plane was due to land in Miami, Florida, but was sent over 5000 miles away to San Diego. The...
Since 1967, Israel has maintained a presence on the West Bank, the Palestinian territory situated west of the Jordan River and the Dead Sea. Although the United Nations Security Council has, since 1979, referred to the West Bank as "Palestinian terri...
Canadians are planning on changing their accent to make it more distinct from the American accent. "Y'all think we're from the You Essay," said Saskatchewan Spokesman, Brad Hanson. "So were gonna go change our accent and get our own identity, ya k...
Washington, D.C.-The United States has completed a rough trade agreement with the nation of Columbia following a short fact finding tour by members of the Secret Service to check on the quality of that nation's hookers. The new rough trade agreeme...
The American government has decided it will pay out $1billion in compensation to several Native American tribes for "mishandling of Native American monies and properties". Or in civilian speak "for robbing the shit out of a people and culture". Th...
In a move that has stunned America, President Barack Obama has announced that he will not compete in November's Presidential election for a second term as leader of the free world, claiming he has better things to do with his time. Instead, he is...
Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law student at the centre of the Rush Limbaugh 'Slut' row, has now received public backing from not one but two American Presidents. First, Barak Obama telephoned her to offer words of support, now former President Bill C...
WASHINGTON D.C.-- In a recent Rasmussen poll, 4% of registered American voters can name any one of the ballot candidates running for President, including current President Barack Obama. This indicates that America has lost hope in the traditional two...
The American 2012 Republican nomination process took a twist today when the three houses owned by Mitt Romney all mysteriously burned to the ground. The incidents come just days after an interview when Romney told a foxy news presenter Dorothy Foxy t...
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