In timing of clear relevance and meaning a scientist from NASA has found the remnants of alien life fossils at a time when all is being revealed about UFO sightings. Richard Hoover, writing in the Journal of Cosmology, found these fossils which h...
What looks very much like depictions of UFO's have been found on ancient cave drawings at several locations around the world. They were not put there by anyone who'd just seen a science fiction film about aliens at their local cinemas! That flying discs were darting around in the sky thousands of years ago ,and that they are still doing much the same thing today is use for great concern. What...
Washington - President Obama announced today that the nation's financial woes are over. The deficit, trade imbalance, and national debt have been resolved. Not only are they gone, but the country is about to enjoy prosperity unheard of in the history of man. The press corps took a few moments to take in this information. The first cautious hand was raised by Charlie Dogooder, of the left of ce...
Scientists supporting the Ancient Alien theory have come to the conclusion that the wild poodles that once roamed the earth killing everything in their path were brought here by aliens from other planets. "It's the only explanation that makes s...
After Sunday's Grammy Awards show, some think the answer is YES, arguing, "Is there any doubt? She arrived in an egg, for Pete's sake." Others disagree. One Lady Gaga fan was heard to comment, "It's her right to choose an egg as a means of tran...
ABOVE NEW YORK - A laser pointer fired last week by a young human into the sky, has reached contact with an extraterrestrial observation starship. The ship naturally saw the laser beam as an annoyance, which wreaked havoc with the ship's light and...
The preliminary test results are in from the samples taken from Fred's crusty, disgusting, odoriferous chair. As we all saw in earlier threads, Fred's chair is a total mess, there was no surprise when it was discovered that hidden in one of the chann...
At 3am, Quatermass and his team assembled outside Oxford Street tube station. He had made it clear to all concerned, that some of them may not return. With the two remaining team members, Quatermass began the descent down the now lifeless escalator stairs. A voice cried out. "Hey, where am yu dam ticket mun!" Quatermass turned to the ticket inspector. "Are you on fukin overtime or wat?" The...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new leaked memo has found out that President Obama is not actually a human. By a technicality, this means that Obama was not, is not, and will not be eligible for citizenship of the entire human race, let alone the world's lar...
Jordan's friends have tonight revealed that she dumped Alex Reid because he became an Alien. They say that at the end of their short marriage he wasn't the man she fell in love with. Jordan is said to blame the sudden change on the newly discov...
Alien Brain Beetles have been found in the middle of a dead banker's brain. No one knows how they killed the banker but they are thought to be responsible for his greedy behaviour and insensitivity to poor people, just before he died. Similar bra...
Harry-Beau, the makers of the popular confectionery, Jelly Babies, are suffering currently after a series of serious attacks from Right To Life, the anti-abortion group. Right To Life appear to have got the wrong end of the stick from a recent adv...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At 5.08pm GMT, spoofer Inhopeless has found alien life using his home computer. "Well," he said, "I just downloaded the screensaver. I went to get my memory stick from my coat, and that took some time. My computer screensaver ki...
Hampshire farmer, Ichabod Burrzeman was last night doing the rounds of his land near Odiham, when he was astonished to see a bright light in the sky - which appeared to be be coming closer, in fact, right in his direction. Paralysed with paralysis...
When NASA scientists recently uncovered organisms in Mono Lake, California subsisting on arsenic-rich mud, they quickly turned their attention to Titan, Saturn's moon. "Titan has conditions quite similar to those of Mono Lake, which was previousl...
Pic de Bugarach - (Lemuria Courier): The alien astral projection facility hidden deep inside the rocky Pyrennean outcrop was first unearthed by the Nazis during World War II. This week the area was reported to be teeming with thousands of New Age...
The duo of Earl and Dale, aliens that are responsible for keeping Earth from destruction ala Horton Hears a Who, have reportedly lost funding from their government. Troubled economic times have spilled over to the universe leading several economis...
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