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Funny story: Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

WASHINGTON - Three Guantánamo detainees were slated to leave the American prison in Cuba this week after 14 years in captivity, but early Wednesday morning, only two were willing to board the plane. The third - Mohammed Ali Abdullah Bwazir of Yemen -...

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Funny story: Presidential candidates to personally test Flint's water

Presidential candidates to personally test Flint's water

Flint, Michigan - Determined to win back the good name of government, all of the remaining contenders for the presidency have agreed to personally test and evaluate the municipal water supply of this beleaguered city. "How bad can it be?" dema...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

NEW YORK- Sources inside the Trump campaign have confirmed that Mr. Trump and former partial-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin have discussed her eventual appointment to the Supreme Court. Mr. Trump has apparently made the deal in exchange for Palin'...

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Funny story: Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...

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Funny story: Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally. Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...

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Funny story: Trump concerned that Ted Cruz will spend thousands of tax dollars on maple syrup

Trump concerned that Ted Cruz will spend thousands of tax dollars on maple syrup

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump finds it very problematic that fellow candidate Ted Cruz is from Canada. Trump states that during breaks in the debate, Cruz surreptitiously drinks maple syrup from a flask stickered with Canadian flags.

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Funny story: Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

As is well known in science hot air rises, but it also accumulates interiorly as a nation responds to candidates in the US 2016 presidential election. The sensation of this election season has been the way two mavericks have taken center stage in...

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Funny story: Ronald versus Donald: Battle of the Clowns

Ronald versus Donald: Battle of the Clowns

The clowning mascot of the world's largest fast-food restaurant chain, Ronald McDonald, has set up his own party and entered the race for the White House election in November 2016. "If a clown like Trump can convince voters, then all I have to do...

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Funny story: Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...

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Funny story: Trump The Great's First Day As President

Trump The Great's First Day As President

Dolly Darling, the President's Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss Donald Trump. He would be here shortly and she knows all too well how critical he is that everything should be perfect., or at least perfect as Donald Trump sees it. She knocks some lint off the large velvet rendition of Elvis in day glow colors in full rocker m...

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Funny story: Surprise Late Entry into Republican Primary

Surprise Late Entry into Republican Primary

DETROIT--On Wednesday morning, reporters gathered in the Motor City to hear legendary rocker Vincent Furnier--better known as Alice Cooper-- announce that he was vying to run for president under the Republican banner. Cooper added that, in an unusua...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Turns Opponent Scott Walker Into Kitten; Scientists Baffled

Hillary Clinton Turns Opponent Scott Walker Into Kitten; Scientists Baffled

Recently, GOP candidate Scott Walker dropped out of the presidential race. Officials wondered why until a surprise camera flash-mob on Hillary Clinton revealed that Walker had been abducted by Clinton and genetically engineered into a kitten. Whe...

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Funny story: Next Republican Debate to be Held in a Virginia Daycare Center

Next Republican Debate to be Held in a Virginia Daycare Center

WASHINGTON, DC--A number of staff members from this year's Republican presidential contenders met in a suburb of Virginia on Sunday to hash out the details for the next Republican debate, to be held, one spokesperson from the meeting said, at a dayc...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Alter Ego Announces his Candidacy

Donald Trump's Alter Ego Announces his Candidacy

NEW YORK--Ronald Chump, the alter ego of media-hog Donald Trump, today announced his candidacy for president, saying that he was running for president because all of the other candidates were "low energy" and "losers" and incapable of "making Americ...

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Funny story: MSM outfits name Trump and Sanders winners and call for speeding up 2016 election

MSM outfits name Trump and Sanders winners and call for speeding up 2016 election

A coalition of mainstream news (MSM) corporations has stepped forward to announce that the 2016 candidates for the presidency are already clear, and it's time to move on. The candidates are Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, and the election can pro...

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Funny story: Trump Inspired to Follow Webb's Lead in Admitting Murder on National Television

Trump Inspired to Follow Webb's Lead in Admitting Murder on National Television

Las Vegas, Nevada - At the Democratic debates in Las Vegas last night, the closing question posed by moderator Anderson Cooper was a unique one. Each candidate was given 90 seconds to identify the enemy they were most proud of making during their lif...

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Funny story: Webb: Vietnam was 'happiest time of my life'

Webb: Vietnam was 'happiest time of my life'

Following Tuesday night's first Democratic presidential primary debate, former senator Jim Webb was given a chance to clarify one of the most memorable comments of the evening. Asked which enemy of his he is most proud of, Webb replied, "I'd have...

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