Unable to outdo one another in terms of religious devotion in their individual appearances on the campaign trail, the major candidates of both parties will be coming together next month for an unprecedented piousness debate, or God-off.
Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be running for President. This is the 13th election since he became of legal age to run for President that he has opted not to.
TVGuide (Poop Scoop) - There's something in the air. Or, rather, ON the air. As the 2008 presidential election season continues to heat up, new faces, old faces, two-faces, will invade your living room. Prime time will evolve int...
Washington, D.C. - Inspired by Putin running for the Russian parliament instead of stepping down from power, Hillary Clinton stepping up to power by running for office and dissatisfied with the way the Republican ticket is shaping up, Bush and Cheney...
WASHINGTON - Sean Hannity tried to tell us. In a fitting show of irony, the Ron Paul camp today learned that the "Paulites," vehement supporters of Congressman Ron Paul's 2008 Presidential Election campaign and advocate...
President Bush is predicting that Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Democratic presidential primary.
WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican Senator and 2008 presidential candidate Sam Brownback sent shock waves throughout the nation with comments in a recent interview on CNN describing his, at best, lukewarm affection for the United States.
Washington (IP) - Politicians have decided to move election day from November to two days after April 15th "tax day". The Senate and House both agreed that the move would demonstrate how good they are at keeping promises.
Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.
5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- President-Elect Clinton's husband, William Jefferson Clinton, formally endorsed Ron Paul today on the CBC programme "L...
5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...
Good news - Clones of FDR and Winston Churchill will campaign for the Democrat Nominee for President after the Convention.
PRBS Newswire - In what appears to be a true breakthrough for Presidential politics, the Clinton - Obama - Edwards 2008 Presidential Team announced an actual plan to combat terrorism today, more than 6 months ahead of the primaries.
The opening moves of those campaigning for the next but one Presidency began yesterday. The citizens of the USA will eventually elect one of them and send them to the White House, just as soon as the soon-to-be incumbent President has been selected a...
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
New York, New York (IP) - Al Gore has finally announced that he will run for president. He is being hired by President Bush to run errands.
In the most surprising development of the 2008 presidential campaign to date, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has emerged as the clear frontrunner, outpolling all other candidates from both parties combined. And nobody is more surprised at...
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