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Funny story: Candidates to Square Off in Piousness Debate

Candidates to Square Off in Piousness Debate

Unable to outdo one another in terms of religious devotion in their individual appearances on the campaign trail, the major candidates of both parties will be coming together next month for an unprecedented piousness debate, or God-off.

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Funny story: Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not run for President

Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not run for President

Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be running for President. This is the 13th election since he became of legal age to run for President that he has opted not to.

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Funny story: In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

TVGuide (Poop Scoop) - There's something in the air. Or, rather, ON the air. As the 2008 presidential election season continues to heat up, new faces, old faces, two-faces, will invade your living room. Prime time will evolve int...

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Funny story: Same old faces switching places: Cheney/Bush 2008

Same old faces switching places: Cheney/Bush 2008

Washington, D.C. - Inspired by Putin running for the Russian parliament instead of stepping down from power, Hillary Clinton stepping up to power by running for office and dissatisfied with the way the Republican ticket is shaping up, Bush and Cheney...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Fundraising Back to $0

Ron Paul Fundraising Back to $0

WASHINGTON - Sean Hannity tried to tell us. In a fitting show of irony, the Ron Paul camp today learned that the "Paulites," vehement supporters of Congressman Ron Paul's 2008 Presidential Election campaign and advocate...

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Funny story: Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

President Bush is predicting that Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Democratic presidential primary.

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Funny story: Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican Senator and 2008 presidential candidate Sam Brownback sent shock waves throughout the nation with comments in a recent interview on CNN describing his, at best, lukewarm affection for the United States.

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Funny story: Election Day Moved to April 17th

Election Day Moved to April 17th

Washington (IP) - Politicians have decided to move election day from November to two days after April 15th "tax day". The Senate and House both agreed that the move would demonstrate how good they are at keeping promises.

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Funny story: Patriotic meals a huge success

Patriotic meals a huge success

Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.

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Funny story: Clinton's Husband Endorses Ron Paul!

Clinton's Husband Endorses Ron Paul!

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- President-Elect Clinton's husband, William Jefferson Clinton, formally endorsed Ron Paul today on the CBC programme "L...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...

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Funny story: Winston Churchill & FDR will campaign for Democrat Nominee for President

Winston Churchill & FDR will campaign for Democrat Nominee for President

Good news - Clones of FDR and Winston Churchill will campaign for the Democrat Nominee for President after the Convention.

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Funny story: Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

PRBS Newswire - In what appears to be a true breakthrough for Presidential politics, the Clinton - Obama - Edwards 2008 Presidential Team announced an actual plan to combat terrorism today, more than 6 months ahead of the primaries.

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Funny story: 2012 U.S. Presidential Election Candidates Revealed

2012 U.S. Presidential Election Candidates Revealed

The opening moves of those campaigning for the next but one Presidency began yesterday. The citizens of the USA will eventually elect one of them and send them to the White House, just as soon as the soon-to-be incumbent President has been selected a...

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Funny story: While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...

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Funny story: Al Gore to Run For President

Al Gore to Run For President

New York, New York (IP) - Al Gore has finally announced that he will run for president. He is being hired by President Bush to run errands.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger a sure bet to become next President

Schwarzenegger a sure bet to become next President

In the most surprising development of the 2008 presidential campaign to date, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has emerged as the clear frontrunner, outpolling all other candidates from both parties combined. And nobody is more surprised at...

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