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Funny story: White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

After the recent Under the Bus Communist Party Blood Letting, factional wars have broken out of several fronts within the West Wing. Despite new CoS declaring Martial Law running gun battles are still taking place within the confines of the building...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ signs Executive Order making police brutaliity mandatory

Trump.com™ signs Executive Order making police brutaliity mandatory

After not being able to take Healthcare away from millions Trump.com™ is screaming and ranting at everyone in the Whitehouse. He has ordered immediate reprisals against all soft targets, particularly vulnerable groups that he couldn't strip he...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

With the White House leaking like the Titanic after head butting an iceberg the military has been called in to restore order. The new 4 star general just appointed CoS has declared marital law and authorized the use of deadly force against suspect...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon fired by Trump, schedules mystery appearance on...America's Got Talent!

Steve Bannon fired by Trump, schedules mystery appearance on...America's Got Talent!

In breaking news on CNN tonight, the network is reporting that an anonymous source has told Anderson Cooper that President Donald Trump fired Stephen Bannon this morning via Tweet. Thousands of Trump supporters who originally backed Trump because of...

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Funny story: Rachel Maddow is the first to interview Donald Trump after he is impeached

Rachel Maddow is the first to interview Donald Trump after he is impeached

YAZOO CITY FCC FEDERAL PRISON - In the sweltering heat of Mississippi, feeling a lot more like lying in Deep South boiling mud rather than its stagnant and fiery air, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow and Donald Trump sat inside the cafeteria of a federal prison...

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Funny story: After Bus Shortage Trump.com™ orders some el magnifico Under the Bus Presidential Cars to clear backlog.

After Bus Shortage Trump.com™ orders some el magnifico Under the Bus Presidential Cars to clear backlog.

After the reported shortage of available buses to be throwing Whitehouse staff under, Trump.com™ says he will solve the backlog problem with a more magnificent Under The Bus Trumpmobile™ The vehicle is said to have been designed by Tr...

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Funny story: Congress Is Preparing to Reject and Replace the Republic

Congress Is Preparing to Reject and Replace the Republic

Congress had so much fun replacing, and reinforcing, then retaining the nation's healthcare system that law makers are considering doing the same for the entire country. The program will be called Wreck, Revise, Resurrect and Rollin' Down the River.

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Funny story: Trump Promises Cheap Accidental Death Insurance to the 22 Million Cut Off Under His Proposed Health Plan

Trump Promises Cheap Accidental Death Insurance to the 22 Million Cut Off Under His Proposed Health Plan

Washington, D.C. "I'm telling you," said Trump. "This is a real good deal. I've gotten one of the companies I own to offer accidental death insurance at a FANTASTIC rate to anyone who has lost their health insurance!" "This is really a once-in-a-l...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Will Be the New Secretary of Commerce

O.J. Simpson Will Be the New Secretary of Commerce

Washington, DC Trump's new Secretary of Commerce will be O.J. Simpson announced the new White House Press Secretary. "President Trump feels that O.J. has had a lot of commerce experience, what with his running through the airports for Hertz, and...

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Funny story: Keeping Up With Trump's Presidential Records

Keeping Up With Trump's Presidential Records

As each month of Trump's presidential administration goes by, more presidential records are broken. So far, just a few of these include: --Smallest inauguration crowd --Most unprepared for the presidency --Fasted trip to the basement on approval polls --Least percentage amount of offices filled --Most firings ever --First President accused of spying --First President since colonial times...

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Funny story: Latest Terrorist Plot to Destroy US Democracy - Join the Whitehouse and follow Trump.com™ Policy

Latest Terrorist Plot to Destroy US Democracy - Join the Whitehouse and follow Trump.com™ Policy

The terrorists are finally figuring out that bombs and head chopping is small time terrorism. Inspired by his holy, most magnificent, eminence el Presidente they are going to get jobs in the Whitehouse to advance their nefarious plans for US destruc...

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Funny story: Trump Denounces Science, Announces New 'Age of Superstition'

Trump Denounces Science, Announces New 'Age of Superstition'

Washington, DC President Donald Trump, in an obvious bid to create news that will take America's attention off the Trump Family Russian Investigation, denounced science again today. In a prepared statement delivered to the press by his new press secr...

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Funny story: Trump Continues to Create Fake News to Obscure Russian Investigation

Trump Continues to Create Fake News to Obscure Russian Investigation

Washington, DC President Trump continues to make news that is obviously intended to obscure the negative results reported by the investigation. "The transgender in the military ruling" is an obvious smokescreen. Trump will do and say anything to g...

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Funny story: U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

American intelligence sources say they have intercepted communications at the highest level between ISIS and other terrorist groups that see an alignment between the goals of their organizations and the policies of the Republican Party. The source...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™

Trump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™

Despite how much Sessions has wronged his most beloved, benevolent, eminence el Presidente Trump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™. He has been trying to say the 2 words all week but not even extensive laxatives...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

With the ongoing and most entertaining cyberbully of his greatest ally the AG number, the number of causalities is rising daily. Lawyers are bailing, Spicers karma caught up with him, 'el douche Mooche'is going to sack the entire West Wing. The l...

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Funny story: Trumps Transgender Issues

Trumps Transgender Issues

The master of the art of sticking your foot in your mouth has done it again! Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, has decided that transgender people won't be allowed in the military. Luckily this decision may not be as bad for the transgen...

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