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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, "I'm An Innocent Victim!" Paris Hilton responds, "Yeah right!"

Lindsay Lohan, "I'm An Innocent Victim!" Paris Hilton responds, "Yeah right!"

Lindsay Lohan has been caught again, this time after a second stint of rehab. Lohan was allegedly arrested for cocaine possession and DUI, but she has strongly proclaimed her innocence. "I strongly proclaim my innocence," said Lohan, "...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Endorses Ron Paul!

Prince Charles Endorses Ron Paul!

Prince Charles today shocked the British public by endorsing a U.S. Presidential candidate and pledging several lesser known pieces of the Royal Crown Jewels to be auctioned as a fundraiser for American Ron Paul.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police

Lindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police

Lindsay Lohan, stopped for a D.W.I. and for chasing another car, denied that the baggie of cocaine found in her pants pocket belonged to her. "The coke wasn't mine," said a tearful starlet to investigating officers. "I'm not...

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Funny story: Farts stink up Dallas

Farts stink up Dallas

DALLAS, Texas (Rooters) -- A smell of human gas at a facility that researches farts is making people drop like flies near downtown Dallas. At least two thousand people were injured, hospital officials said.

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Funny story: Lost dog kills 2,000 by farting

Lost dog kills 2,000 by farting

SYDNEY, Australia - A dog that vanished two months ago has been found to have killed 2,000 by farting, media reported Wednesday.

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Funny story: 476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

Woodstock, New York (IP) - Shocking reports filtering out of upstate New York indicate that almost 500 people have lost their lives at the modern day Woodstock Rock festival.

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Funny story: Mr & Mrs Andre Name Their Daughter

Mr & Mrs Andre Name Their Daughter

Pop star Peter Andre and his buxom wife Katie Price, pronounced J-O-R-D-A-N, have named their wonderful new bouncing baby girl Princess Tiaamii.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Pathetic actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested in California by Santa Monica police on suspicion of trying to emulate celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, who was sent to jail recently for a pitifully short time...

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Funny story: Surgeons extract half a tonne of coke from Pete Doherty

Surgeons extract half a tonne of coke from Pete Doherty

Yorkshire - (Ass Mess): Rehab surgeons at the Promises! Promises! detox clinic in Yorkshire have extracted half a tonne of cocaine from Pete Doherty's bodily fluids as the Babyshambles singer underwent his first day's treatment for a...

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Funny story: Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

AKRON, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Duke, a four-year old mutt of mixed Cocker Spaniel/Labrador heritage owned by Akron, Ohio residents Lou and Doris Beldner, has been arrested for practicing dentistry without a license.

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Funny story: Wall Street Bonds and Stocks Are "Complete Valueless Crap" Says Ben Bernanke

Wall Street Bonds and Stocks Are "Complete Valueless Crap" Says Ben Bernanke

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - The Wall Street money-machine is now "complete valueless crap and junk" says Ben Bernanke, the head of the US Federal Reserve in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA, world football's governing body, has now decided that it may not be able to intervene in the Carlos Tevez transfer saga, reversing last week's statement that it would act swiftly to bring the matter to...

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Funny story: Milk Cows Go On Strike! Britney Spears Lends Support!

Milk Cows Go On Strike! Britney Spears Lends Support!

Wisconsin Dells- Today in Wisconsin milk farm after milk farm came to a screeching halt when they discovered their milk cows were udderly disgusted with their treatment. Said one cow, on condition of anonymity, "We feel used, we give and we give...

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Funny story: GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that

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Funny story: Senator Lindsey Graham Loves his 'Cocks

Senator Lindsey Graham Loves his 'Cocks

Columbia, South Carolina (WUSC 90.5 FM) -...

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Funny story: Rowling: "The Printed Harry Potter 7's A Fake"

Rowling: "The Printed Harry Potter 7's A Fake"

LONDON --- Popular fiction writer J.K. Rowling, known for her epic "Harry Potter" series, admitted in a press conference today that the printed version of the seventh and final in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, w...

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Funny story: It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

(Anaheim--CA) Move over former war hero Chief Executives Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower because George W. Bush will be joining your ranks in Disneyland, California. Ron Van Nessen, head of Disney media relations, made it offici...

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