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Funny story: Trump.com™ sick of disloyal GOP decides its time for his "coming out" and declares his love for KKK

Trump.com™ sick of disloyal GOP decides its time for his "coming out" and declares his love for KKK

As the fallout from Charlottesville still descends on a disintegrating Whitehouse Trump.com has had enough of all the namby pamby political correct whiners and has called it a day with the Republican Party. Press Secretary read a release, "after u...

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Funny story: Donald Trump wins Nobel Prize for Repetitive Antagonism

Donald Trump wins Nobel Prize for Repetitive Antagonism

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has announced a new Nobel Prize category in recognition of the diplomatic work US president Donald Trump has done since taking up the top job. Speaking on the steps of the Nobel Institute in central Stockholm, sp...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

In a surprise development, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un has applied for US citizenship. Self-styled "Big Dog Nukie Kimbo", who turns turns 12 this year, is apparently over being a ruthless dictator. "I jus want to be rike other kids, be in a nice...

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Funny story: May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

Paris Saint-Germain Football Club, which recently signed (or rather acquired) the services of a certain Neymar da Silva Santos Junior from Barcelona for a reported fee of 220 million Euro, are busy marketing their wears to regain all that money. True...

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Funny story: American Psychiatric Association releases stunning new revelations regarding mental health of Trump & Kim Jon-un!

American Psychiatric Association releases stunning new revelations regarding mental health of Trump & Kim Jon-un!

The NY Times is reporting today that the American Psychiatric has released a stunning new report on the similarities in the psychiatric profile of President Donald Trump and Kim Jon-un. The detailed report shows a remarkable similarity between the tw...

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Funny story: Dear Mr. President: Sit Down, Be Humble

Dear Mr. President: Sit Down, Be Humble

Nyet. Nyet. No, no, Mr. President. Here is a message you can understand. "Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble." Will you hear the message? Let's hope so. A president who cannot expressly condemn white supremacy needs to hear the message. "Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble." A president who threatens nuclear war in an improvised statement about North Korea needs to he...

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Funny story: Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...

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Funny story: Breaking: Trump denies "Fire & Fury" remarks in wild rant!

Breaking: Trump denies "Fire & Fury" remarks in wild rant!

CNN is reporting this afternoon that President Trump has just gone on a wild rant in a press conference denying recorded remarks he made regarding Korea and Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell! The video shows Trump, obviously distressed, shout...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Washington, DC Ivanka Trump's husband Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. were accused by the FBI, U.S. Congress, and CNN of colluding with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un to trade top-grade vodka to him for his black-market cocaine, methamphetamine, Ecsta...

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Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

In a contest guaranteed to have no winners, Trump challenged North Korea with fire and fury, which North Korea's Kim Jong-Un followed up with references as to how close North Korea is to Guam. Guam has been put on Red Alert, while Trump's consulta...

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Funny story: Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

After the president Unpresidentially resorted to rhetoric usually ascribed to lunatic dictators in response to North Korea's typical "give me money" antics, the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided that preventative measures needed to be taken. Newly min...

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Funny story: Push, shove or spit...that is the question for Trump

Push, shove or spit...that is the question for Trump

Having revealed an impressively broad range of despicable manners and decorum in his initial months as President when mingling and meeting other heads of state, Donald Trump has now taken 3 llamas into his garden areas, the aim being how to learn to...

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Funny story: White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

Technicians have been bought in to find the source of the Ghost Calls that Trump.com™ has claimed he received. After his beloved eminences world beating speech he gave to the Scouts, which they were forced to repudiate its deranged contents,...

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Funny story: Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

WEEKEND WHITE HOUSE, BEDMINSTER, N.J. In what appears to be a throwback to the days of Watergate, President Donald Trump has reportedly organized a band of so-called plumbers to investigate serious leaks at the White House. Anonymous confidential in...

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Funny story: White House Found to be Actual Dump

White House Found to be Actual Dump

A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

When Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill, (in a White House closet) Putin was #@%&. He threatened to release the Moscow Ritz/Carlton pee video, mentioned in the British MI6 Christopher Steel dossier and set to music by Swan Lake composer Ilyi...

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Funny story: May appoints Scaramucci

May appoints Scaramucci

Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump's former communications chief, has been surpisingly appointed Head of Mediation Issues for the cabinet by British Prime Minister, Theresa May. "What a colourful fellow, he'll brighten things up around here. Just wh...

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