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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without a...

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Funny story: Trump Outlines Timeline for After He is Elected President

Trump Outlines Timeline for After He is Elected President

Salt Lick, WS Trump, still on the campaign trail until his next debate, outlined his future plans for the planet after he takes over the Presidency. He gave the only reporter that showed up for his latest press conference an exclusive interview. "...

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Funny story: Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

The standard dictionary definition now has an added clause: cha·os, /'keI,as/, noun, : complete confusion and disorder : a state in which behavior and events are not controlled by anything (see Donald Trump's Presidential Candidacy). Languag...

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Funny story: Trump Explains How Current Events Are All Happening Just Like He Planned

Trump Explains How Current Events Are All Happening Just Like He Planned

Big Arm, MT Donald Trump, disgraced Republican candidate, explained to the only reporter that showed up to his press conference how he had planned out the entire campaign and everything was going exactly according to plan. "You notice all the fre...

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Funny story: 12 Things Donald Trump Will Do When He Becomes President

12 Things Donald Trump Will Do When He Becomes President

After threatening to imprison Hillary Clinton for what he considers to be her crimes, this reporter thought about making a list of actual illegal things Donald Trump has pledged to do should he ever reach the oval office. So here's a short list of illegal or at least unethical things Donald Trump has pledged to do when he becomes president. 1. Threatened to deport Melania if she gains too mu...

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Funny story: Trump Defends His Newest Brand: Blind Trust™

Trump Defends His Newest Brand: Blind Trust™

Preparing for an eventual Trump presidency, the brash billionaire's team is drawing up papers to incorporate Blind Trust™. Already Democrats and Republicans alike are ridiculing the move as a cynical ploy to fool the public into thinking Tru...

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Funny story: Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Faced with faltering poll numbers, Donald Trump and his advisors are taking a shot at tapping the African American vote, which normally goes Democratic 9 to 1. His recent outreach, however, might be doing more harm than good. Trying to piggyba...

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Funny story: Is government the new reality show? The future of Italian politics

Is government the new reality show? The future of Italian politics

Italy has recently become interested in making a change to their government, and are inspired by America's republican nominee Donald Trump. People are now looking for a beloved reality star to represent Italy, and there is even discussion about poss...

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Funny story: Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Podunk, ND Trump gave a speech today about how he had seen an HBO special in his hotel room about how people were being abused by Science. "On the HBO program I saw how Science had kidnapped people, and how they would make people disconnect from t...

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Funny story: The President in the locker room

The President in the locker room

Spoof Investigations has just been handed a video related to a certain candidate for president in the 2016 election. It shows him in his own locker room at Trump Tower being interviewed by a radio show host with first name Billy. This new inter...

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Funny story: Debate a draw at minus 6 on a ten point scale

Debate a draw at minus 6 on a ten point scale

Wide-ranging response to presidential debate 2 has now settled down to a tie, with a rating of minus 6 on a ten point scale for each candidate. A 1 on a ten point scale would be much lower than a 9. A 9 would indicate "very good" or "excellent."...

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Funny story: 9 out of 10 Dentists Recommend Tic Tacs to Billionaires Trying to Cheat on Their Wife

9 out of 10 Dentists Recommend Tic Tacs to Billionaires Trying to Cheat on Their Wife

A new poll among dentists found that Tic Tac brand breath fresheners are above and beyond the mint of choice when it comes to creeping out daytime soap opera stars. "It's a no-brainer really," one dentist said, "The alternatives lack strength and...

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Funny story: Tacos Against Trump Raises Millions

Tacos Against Trump Raises Millions

Donald Trump's taco controversy is staying in the news in a serious way, even spawning the hashtags #TAT and #TacosAgainstTrump. Film director Kevin Smith inadvertently started the movement when he and Producer Scott Mosier were saying if only the...

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Funny story: Giuliani: "I'd Rather Blow Donald Trump Than F**k Hillary Clinton"

Giuliani: "I'd Rather Blow Donald Trump Than F**k Hillary Clinton"

Rudy Giuliani's spirited defense of Donald Trump in the face of mounting odds against his success as a presidential candidate has caused some to question the nature of their relationship. Giuliani only raised more questions about that relationshi...

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Funny story: BATTL V Trump

BATTL V Trump

We agreed at the beginning of our association with this site that we wouldn't tackle any issues that our commentary could inflame further. As such we have kept away from the hilarious cluster fuck that is Donald Trump's Presidential campaign. But aft...

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Funny story: Sales Of Tic Tacs Sour On Trump

Sales Of Tic Tacs Sour On Trump

After tapes surfaced where Donald Trump talked about using Tic Tacs before sexually assaulting women, sales of the breath mints have plummeted worldwide. Manny Charenselov, who runs a small newsstand in a downtown Denver office high rise, has noti...

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Funny story: Trump's Attempt To Get In Married Woman's Pants By Taking Her Furniture Shopping Leads To Calls For Him To Leave Planet

Trump's Attempt To Get In Married Woman's Pants By Taking Her Furniture Shopping Leads To Calls For Him To Leave Planet

Washington DC - A tape strategically leaked to the press by the Clinton campaign has led to calls for Trump to drop out of the race. Most of those calling for him to drop out are major figures within the Republican party still bitter that the voters...

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