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Funny story: Trump's secret plan to restart draft

Trump's secret plan to restart draft

Not mentioned in President Donald Trump's televised speech to the nation announcing a stepped up war in Afghanistan was his secret plan to restart the draft. This time, with approval from a willing Republican majority in congress, women will be requi...

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Funny story: Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth

Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth

Fake news journalist Edgar Blyton, not his real name, came close to accidentally publishing a true story last week in Illustrated Lies Magazine. "It's not that I intended to write the truth" the fake Blyton said, "I was in the middle of writing some...

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Funny story: After Monuments disband and flee US Corporate CEO's follow suit and flee the Very Very White-house

After Monuments disband and flee US Corporate CEO's follow suit and flee the Very Very White-house

After the recent spate of Southern Monuments fleeing the oncoming waves of Ne-Nazis, US Corporate CEO's have followed suit and disbanded The Business Nazi Councils in Washington. It appears as though the 2 now demised Presidents Councils were invi...

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Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to stink. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...

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Funny story: Bannon considering sacking Trump.com™

Bannon considering sacking Trump.com™

Despite fake news reports to the contrary Trump.com™ hasn't yet sacked Bannon due to, Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™ as previously reported. Sensing a small window of dirty politics opportunity Bannon has decided to go on the offens...

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Funny story: Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

President Trump has used his Twitter account to express his deep sadness at the death of veteran British entertainer Sir Bruce Forsyth, who died yesterday at the age of 89. Sir Bruce has been a star of British television for decades and much-loved...

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Funny story: NIH Identifies Source of Infection

NIH Identifies Source of Infection

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health announced today that they have identified the source of the mysterious infection that has brought down members of the administration. After analyzing blood and other bodily fluids taken from Sean Spi...

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Funny story: Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Washington, D.C. - Scores of Americans have registered with a new "Trump Do Not Call List" which prevents Donald Trump from ever calling them. The database opens today. The initiative was sponsored by GOP Senators McCain, Flake, Collins, Corker,...

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Funny story: Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump filed for moral bankruptcy today. The nation accepted the filing. Demanding a "fresh start", Trump tweeted, "I get out of every problem by filing for bankruptcy. Today is no different." The bankruptcy f...

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Funny story: Trump Denies Ties to Neo-Nazis; Announces Vacation in Berlin

Trump Denies Ties to Neo-Nazis; Announces Vacation in Berlin

Trump Tower, NY President Trump reluctantly denounced the violence at a White Supremacist Rally in Charlottesburg, Virginia, while still blaming the riots on the alt-right and the "alt-left." It was suggested by the dark media that Trump knows hi...

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Funny story: Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

The Nose Pickers Association of America (NPAA) issued a statement regarding the incidents surrounding white nationalists and neo-nazi's assembling in Virginia over the weekend. "We noticed one of the pictures displayed one of the participants pick...

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Funny story: "I Stand By My President"

"I Stand By My President"

Hypothetical: President Trump calls for the processing and imprisoning of 3 million illegal immigrants in internment camps in the United States. How will his fellow Republicans respond? Paul Ryan: "I idea of imprisoning 3 million immigrants--le...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ sick of disloyal GOP decides its time for his "coming out" and declares his love for KKK

Trump.com™ sick of disloyal GOP decides its time for his "coming out" and declares his love for KKK

As the fallout from Charlottesville still descends on a disintegrating Whitehouse Trump.com has had enough of all the namby pamby political correct whiners and has called it a day with the Republican Party. Press Secretary read a release, "after u...

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Funny story: Donald Trump wins Nobel Prize for Repetitive Antagonism

Donald Trump wins Nobel Prize for Repetitive Antagonism

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has announced a new Nobel Prize category in recognition of the diplomatic work US president Donald Trump has done since taking up the top job. Speaking on the steps of the Nobel Institute in central Stockholm, sp...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

In a surprise development, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un has applied for US citizenship. Self-styled "Big Dog Nukie Kimbo", who turns turns 12 this year, is apparently over being a ruthless dictator. "I jus want to be rike other kids, be in a nice...

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Funny story: May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

Paris Saint-Germain Football Club, which recently signed (or rather acquired) the services of a certain Neymar da Silva Santos Junior from Barcelona for a reported fee of 220 million Euro, are busy marketing their wears to regain all that money. True...

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Funny story: American Psychiatric Association releases stunning new revelations regarding mental health of Trump & Kim Jon-un!

American Psychiatric Association releases stunning new revelations regarding mental health of Trump & Kim Jon-un!

The NY Times is reporting today that the American Psychiatric has released a stunning new report on the similarities in the psychiatric profile of President Donald Trump and Kim Jon-un. The detailed report shows a remarkable similarity between the tw...

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