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Funny story: American Psychological Association Announces Armageddon: Election Stress Disorder

American Psychological Association Announces Armageddon: Election Stress Disorder

WASHINGTON - I don't think any American has been able to escape the train wreck that has become our presidential election cycle. It's hard to look away. Even harder to avoid. It has dominated virtually every fiber of American society - from the obses...

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Funny story: University of Perception Management releases new studies on Election Trash and State of the Onion

University of Perception Management releases new studies on Election Trash and State of the Onion

The University of Perception Management has just released results of a massive study on "the state of smoke and trash" in the 2016 election. UPM originated in 2003 when the Bush administration demonized and invaded Iraq via claims of non-existent...

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Funny story: I am Hillary's Drug Dealer

I am Hillary's Drug Dealer

To the Editor: I am embarrassed to admit it, and I do so anonymously. I am Hillary Clinton's drug dealer. It is embarrassing not because I am a drug dealer, I am proud of my profession. I have an easy work day, flexible hours, I meet interesting people, there is a whole danger element to my job and my friends think I am cool. But why can't I get cool accounts, like Jay Z or Drake or J...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Reports have just surfaced of a gay affair between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton Apparently, The Donald grabs more than just pussies. "Yes", confirmed Trump, "my tie has tested positive for Bill's DNA. Really, though, I just wanted to get the st...

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Funny story: Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

New York, NY-After an emergency meeting between the NFL's 32 owners late last night, a decision has been made to unanimously vote Roger Goodell out of his position of Commissioner and, effective immediately, replace him with Donald Trump. The move ca...

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Funny story: Memorable Donald Trump Quotes

Memorable Donald Trump Quotes

Many of the U.S. Presidents have had memorable quotes, such as John F. Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Franklin Roosevelt's "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" is one of FDR's most famous. If Trump ever becomes President, here are a few of his most memorable quotes: "There Was Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever" "And h...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"

Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"

Washington, DC-Saying that the decision was "safest for the whole word", President Obama has issued an executive order calling for the immediate and complete disarmament of all nuclear weapons in the United States. At a press conference on Friday, th...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Union Endorses Trump

Spoof Writers Union Endorses Trump

Washington, DC - The Union of American Secret Spoofwriters, known as U ASS, officially endorsed Donald J. Trump for President. U ASS, which claims to be "blind" when it comes to politics, made the surprise announcement in the midst of Trump's public groping scandal. "We ridicule everyone," said Anthony Weiner, U ASS's newly hired CEO, who for years has targeted vulnerable women on social media...

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Funny story: Allegations Emerge That During A Water Landing of A Jet, Trump Asked Beauty Contestant if He Could Use Her Ass "As A Flotation Device." Stewardess Claims Also To Have Overhead Trump Saying His Cock Would Make A Good Snorkel

Allegations Emerge That During A Water Landing of A Jet, Trump Asked Beauty Contestant if He Could Use Her Ass "As A Flotation Device." Stewardess Claims Also To Have Overhead Trump Saying His Cock Would Make A Good Snorkel

Washington DC - While Hillary Clinton's campaign is subject to the "drip, drip, drip" of embarrassing emails, Republican nominee Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign is facing a deluge of stories about past sexual conduct that has taken a serious tol...

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Funny story: The Wired Street Urinal - an editorial

The Wired Street Urinal - an editorial

On Wednesday, Republican nominee for President, Donald J. Trump proclaimed he is the messiah. Addressing a crowd of cerebrally anesthetized souls in a state of rapture in West Palm Beach Florida, Trump demonstrated his capacity to mesmerize with a br...

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Funny story: The Donald Unchained & Unglued

The Donald Unchained & Unglued

On Tuesday, Republican nominee for President, Donald J. Trump announced, "Like Marcus Garvey, I have thrown off the shackles! After running a campaign marked by a concerted effort to seek national unity, racial and ethnic harmony, and party cohesion,...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without a...

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Funny story: Trump Outlines Timeline for After He is Elected President

Trump Outlines Timeline for After He is Elected President

Salt Lick, WS Trump, still on the campaign trail until his next debate, outlined his future plans for the planet after he takes over the Presidency. He gave the only reporter that showed up for his latest press conference an exclusive interview. "...

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Funny story: Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

The standard dictionary definition now has an added clause: cha·os, /'keI,as/, noun, : complete confusion and disorder : a state in which behavior and events are not controlled by anything (see Donald Trump's Presidential Candidacy). Languag...

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Funny story: Trump Explains How Current Events Are All Happening Just Like He Planned

Trump Explains How Current Events Are All Happening Just Like He Planned

Big Arm, MT Donald Trump, disgraced Republican candidate, explained to the only reporter that showed up to his press conference how he had planned out the entire campaign and everything was going exactly according to plan. "You notice all the fre...

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Funny story: 12 Things Donald Trump Will Do When He Becomes President

12 Things Donald Trump Will Do When He Becomes President

After threatening to imprison Hillary Clinton for what he considers to be her crimes, this reporter thought about making a list of actual illegal things Donald Trump has pledged to do should he ever reach the oval office. So here's a short list of illegal or at least unethical things Donald Trump has pledged to do when he becomes president. 1. Threatened to deport Melania if she gains too mu...

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Funny story: Trump Defends His Newest Brand: Blind Trust™

Trump Defends His Newest Brand: Blind Trust™

Preparing for an eventual Trump presidency, the brash billionaire's team is drawing up papers to incorporate Blind Trust™. Already Democrats and Republicans alike are ridiculing the move as a cynical ploy to fool the public into thinking Tru...

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