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Funny story: USA-England Football Match One to One Tie Reported

USA-England Football Match One to One Tie Reported

Johannesburg SA: Mr. Equine Butt of Chicago IL took his family to see the World Cup football matches. The football matchup between the USA and England being a once in a lifetime event, not occurring since the War of 1812. Mr. Butt came with his...

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Funny story: Nuclear power to be replaced by Edgar Davids before 2012

Nuclear power to be replaced by Edgar Davids before 2012

All nuclear power stations in the UK will be phased out and replaced by ex Holland football mid-fielder Edgar Davids before the end of 2012. Davids will begin generating Britain's electricity after the 2010 World Cup is over in July. He will start...

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Funny story: Poor England Performance Blamed on 'Eccentric' Training Sessions

Poor England Performance Blamed on 'Eccentric' Training Sessions

Critics have blamed England's poor performance in their opening World Cup game against the USA on 'eccentric' training sessions in which the players practice with bricks instead of footballs. The bizarre technique was recently introduced by coach Fab...

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Funny story: ITV HD Viewers still think the USA won

ITV HD Viewers still think the USA won

A technical glitch in ITV's coverage of the World Cup match between England and the USA caused everyone watching in High Definition to miss the England goal. As Steven Gerrard was slotting England's first goal of the tournament past the USA goalkeep...

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Funny story: Robert Green honoured in Queen's Birthday list for heroic performance in World Cup

Robert Green honoured in Queen's Birthday list for heroic performance in World Cup

England and West Ham United goalkeeper Robert Green has received a CBE from the Queen in recognition for his outstanding performance in goal against the USA in the World Cup. The Queen, who is a big German football fan, was delighted to see the En...

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Funny story: Shocker During US-England Match at World Cup: American's Were Actually Watching.

Shocker During US-England Match at World Cup: American's Were Actually Watching.

World Cup officials on hand at the USA / England World Cup match were stunned to pearn that nearly 500,000 American TVs were tuned in. This number equals the total amount of Americans that heretofre had ever watched a soccer match on TV. Revelers...

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Funny story: World Exclusive - England Goalie Stung!

World Exclusive - England Goalie Stung!

Readers of The Spoof would have realised immediately why Robert Green fumbled the ball which resulted in the U.S.A. scoring a decisive equaliser against England. My sensational reports 'World Cup Shock for England' and 'Bees endanger World Cup' ha...

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Funny story: US popcorn, hamburgers and coke are better than Capellos slippery spaghetti?!

US popcorn, hamburgers and coke are better than Capellos slippery spaghetti?!

The US boys proved a point yesterday after they filled their tanks with junk food and run all over England filled with spaghetti and tortellini's. Fabio Capello especially was critical of his "slippery cock up" keeper, very green, Green. "We wa...

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Funny story: Robert Green Blames Hyenas For World Cup Howler

Robert Green Blames Hyenas For World Cup Howler

It seems that England keeper Robert Green is blaming a pack of hyenas he spotted on a safari trip for his World Cup howler against the USA. According to the West Ham man's friends, when Clint Dempsey unleashed that half hearted shot at him, he cou...

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Funny story: Robert Green Has World Cup Nightmare

Robert Green Has World Cup Nightmare

After the England football team drew their opening game with the USA 1-1 in Rustenburg, goalkeeper Robert Green has spoken for the first time about his World Cup nightmare. Green, it was who unwittingly allowed a tame Clint Dempsey shot through hi...

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Funny story: England Blows World Cup Victory Against Country That Refers to Game As 'Hockey Without Sticks'

England Blows World Cup Victory Against Country That Refers to Game As 'Hockey Without Sticks'

England's "keeper", Robert Green let the round hockey puck slip right through his hands, and an assured victory against a well-playing USA team turned into a 1-1 tie. The game, which, according to United States' Eastern Time, was played at 3:30am...

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Funny story: England And The United States Tie 1-1 in World Cup Play - Queen Elizabeth Wants To Talk To Goalkeeper Robert Green #12

England And The United States Tie 1-1 in World Cup Play - Queen Elizabeth Wants To Talk To Goalkeeper Robert Green #12

RUSTENBERG, South Africa - Royalistic Sand Grouse Stadium was the sight of one of the most anticipated World Cup games of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals. The Three Lions from Britain were pitted against The Three Tigers from The USA. And when the...

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Funny story: South Africans Walking Around With Vuvuzelas Up Their Arses

South Africans Walking Around With Vuvuzelas Up Their Arses

Capetown, South Africa - The only fans in South Africa who appreciate the vuvuzela horn is the South African. To the rest of the world, it is a sound not unlike fingernails going down a chalkboard and is highly disruptive to a soccer match where the...

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Funny story: USA Bangs Out Moral Victory as UK Short Stop Boots Ball at World Cup!

USA Bangs Out Moral Victory as UK Short Stop Boots Ball at World Cup!

In a scene reminiscent of Boston Red Sox Bill Bruckner letting the world series get away from him with a ground ball through his aging legs, USA fans were hysterical with glee as they won a moral victory in a 1-1 tie with their mates across the pond...

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Funny story: Football Fan Sobers Up Devises Way to Make Game Entertaining

Football Fan Sobers Up Devises Way to Make Game Entertaining

After paying several thousand pounds for travel fare and tickets to the World Cup in South Africa, lorry driver Jon Hanford of London only had a few pounds remaining to spend on beer. As an experienced football fan accustomed to mass consumption of...

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Funny story: South Korea Face World Cup Expulsion

South Korea Face World Cup Expulsion

The 2010 World Cup was thrown into chaos last night when it was revealed that South Korea had included two 18 month old boys in their squad. Commentator Pess Flapper said "Suspicions were raised when the squad names were handed in and the players...

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Funny story: RAF: English-speaking sides cheated at World Cup

RAF: English-speaking sides cheated at World Cup

A secret FIFA document nicknamed FAT (for "Fight Against Terriers") was unveiled yesterday at the Resist Alienation by Football (RAF) Headquarters in Geneva. Understanding foul English language RAF spokesman, Gator Skwaerhed, explained how FIFA...

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