The White House announced today that President Obama has received the Auto Czar Award. White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs says the "President is honored to receive this award and truly hopes he can continue to live up to controlling the auto i...
(Washington, D.C.) The report released detailing what allowed Nigerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutllab to board a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day revealed myriad failing communications between counter-terror agencies and on...
The NBA announced today it was one step closer to approving the 'buy in' of Mikhail Prokhorov, Billionaire Putin Protege for a professional basketball team, and the suspension of the suspension of Point & Shoot Guard Gilbert Arenas who was also w...
January 2013- Republicans, their plans for world domination foiled by the overwhelming win in the presidential election that again brought Barack Obama to the throne of the most powerful country in the world, are upset. In anger over their bitte...
For the first time since 1934, there will not be a state of the union address by the President of the United States any time soon, according to a White House Spokesman who refused to be identified in fear of being mocked on Saturday Night Live by a...
An anonymous White House staffer named Rex Stubble, speaking on conditions of anonymity, said that Barack Obama's Christmas Hawaiian vacation's main purpose was to attempt to find or create a birth certificate. The President has apparently been sea...
Actress Megan Fox, star of a lot of really bad Hollywood movies that don't really matter, had a run-in with President Barack Obama on her Hawaiin vacation over the Christmas Holidays. The starlet, known mostly for her two talents and an ass that won...
The 'Prefab One' continued his impressive musical career by releasing 'Dem Onion' with his band The Bleatles. These are the lyrics: 'I didn't mention Iraqi oil fields You know, the place where gold flows Well, here's another place I won't take on A place which everyone knows Rules the U S of A Dressed up as a democracy Taking out my Dem onion (sniff sniff) I forgot about Gaza City, m...
President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...
The Dr. who removed the wart like growth from President Obama's cheek/nose is under investigation for possibly having put the "wart" on ebay to gain a profit a local news has reported. There appears to be a clamor of bidding on this popular auctio...
In an effort to dispel claims by the 'Fair & Balanced' Press that he has been employing 'Chicago' politics, and not fulfilling his promise of ' bi partisan cooperation,' President Obama has thrown them 'some meat with no bone', introducing a Tr...
'Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the mystery tour The magical mystery tour Is waiting to take you away Could be Dalmatia today Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the myster...
Barack Obama was found hanging in Plains, Georgia, well an effigy of him was found hanging. This mysterious act took place in ex-President, Jimmy Carter's back garden! The Feds are worried that the ancient ex-Pres and well known Peanut farmer i...
A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opi...
Maui, Hawaii -- President Barack Obama returned last Christmas Eve from an arduous and disappointing day on the Powder Beach Golf Course to his secluded twenty-room villa in Kailua Town, only to find that Tiger Woods was scoring a hole-in-one with hi...
US President Barack Obama has for the first time realised that an offshoot of the CIA planted some chemicals in a bag belonging to a Nigerian man with a history of mental illness. He said that as he was now seen by the world as a feeble leader with n...
Unsurprising results of a thorough nottoosure investigation have now proven that Barak Obabma is in Fact Osama Bin Laden. Ace reporter Peter Pisshead produced today TOP SECRET documents from the Pub. Proving the two had never been seen at the sam...
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