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Funny story: President Obama Receives Auto Czar Award

President Obama Receives Auto Czar Award

The White House announced today that President Obama has received the Auto Czar Award. White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs says the "President is honored to receive this award and truly hopes he can continue to live up to controlling the auto i...

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Funny story: White House Report Shocker: Al Qaeda Recruiting Using "The Three Stooges"

White House Report Shocker: Al Qaeda Recruiting Using "The Three Stooges"

(Washington, D.C.) The report released detailing what allowed Nigerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutllab to board a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day revealed myriad failing communications between counter-terror agencies and on...

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Funny story: NBA Announces: The Russians are Coming! As Putin Protege Moves to Buy NY NETS and Gains Rights to Shooting Guard Gilbert Arenas!

NBA Announces: The Russians are Coming! As Putin Protege Moves to Buy NY NETS and Gains Rights to Shooting Guard Gilbert Arenas!

The NBA announced today it was one step closer to approving the 'buy in' of Mikhail Prokhorov, Billionaire Putin Protege for a professional basketball team, and the suspension of the suspension of Point & Shoot Guard Gilbert Arenas who was also w...

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Funny story: Extreme Right Wing Send 'The Obamanator' Back In Time To Put Things Right

Extreme Right Wing Send 'The Obamanator' Back In Time To Put Things Right

January 2013- Republicans, their plans for world domination foiled by the overwhelming win in the presidential election that again brought Barack Obama to the throne of the most powerful country in the world, are upset. In anger over their bitte...

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Funny story: Obama Refuses to Give State of Union Message Fearing Further Drop in Polls!

Obama Refuses to Give State of Union Message Fearing Further Drop in Polls!

For the first time since 1934, there will not be a state of the union address by the President of the United States any time soon, according to a White House Spokesman who refused to be identified in fear of being mocked on Saturday Night Live by a...

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Funny story: Anonymous Staffer Reveals Obama Spent Hawaiian Christmas Vacation Looking For Birth Certificate

Anonymous Staffer Reveals Obama Spent Hawaiian Christmas Vacation Looking For Birth Certificate

An anonymous White House staffer named Rex Stubble, speaking on conditions of anonymity, said that Barack Obama's Christmas Hawaiian vacation's main purpose was to attempt to find or create a birth certificate. The President has apparently been sea...

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Funny story: Megan Fox Upset By Presidential Grope: "If Obama Wants To See My Naked Titties, He Can Look On the Internet Like Everyone Else"

Megan Fox Upset By Presidential Grope: "If Obama Wants To See My Naked Titties, He Can Look On the Internet Like Everyone Else"

Actress Megan Fox, star of a lot of really bad Hollywood movies that don't really matter, had a run-in with President Barack Obama on her Hawaiin vacation over the Christmas Holidays. The starlet, known mostly for her two talents and an ass that won...

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Funny story: 'Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles

'Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles

The 'Prefab One' continued his impressive musical career by releasing 'Dem Onion' with his band The Bleatles. These are the lyrics: 'I didn't mention Iraqi oil fields You know, the place where gold flows Well, here's another place I won't take on A place which everyone knows Rules the U S of A Dressed up as a democracy Taking out my Dem onion (sniff sniff) I forgot about Gaza City, m...

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Funny story: POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...

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Funny story: Barack Obama wart turns up on Ebay, Dr. under investigation

Barack Obama wart turns up on Ebay, Dr. under investigation

The Dr. who removed the wart like growth from President Obama's cheek/nose is under investigation for possibly having put the "wart" on ebay to gain a profit a local news has reported. There appears to be a clamor of bidding on this popular auctio...

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Funny story: Obama Moves to Prove Bi Partisanship: Appoints Transgender Person to 'Pants Suit Posse'

Obama Moves to Prove Bi Partisanship: Appoints Transgender Person to 'Pants Suit Posse'

In an effort to dispel claims by the 'Fair & Balanced' Press that he has been employing 'Chicago' politics, and not fulfilling his promise of ' bi partisan cooperation,' President Obama has thrown them 'some meat with no bone', introducing a Tr...

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Funny story: 'Magical Mystery Tour' by Barack Hussein and the Obamas

'Magical Mystery Tour' by Barack Hussein and the Obamas

'Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the mystery tour The magical mystery tour Is waiting to take you away Could be Dalmatia today Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the myster...

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Funny story: Obama is hanged in Plains Georgia, Peanut farmers dressed as the KKK accept responsibility!

Obama is hanged in Plains Georgia, Peanut farmers dressed as the KKK accept responsibility!

Barack Obama was found hanging in Plains, Georgia, well an effigy of him was found hanging. This mysterious act took place in ex-President, Jimmy Carter's back garden! The Feds are worried that the ancient ex-Pres and well known Peanut farmer i...

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Funny story: Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opi...

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Funny story: President Cuckolded on Christmas Eve

President Cuckolded on Christmas Eve

Maui, Hawaii -- President Barack Obama returned last Christmas Eve from an arduous and disappointing day on the Powder Beach Golf Course to his secluded twenty-room villa in Kailua Town, only to find that Tiger Woods was scoring a hole-in-one with hi...

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Funny story: Obama blames CIA for Christmas Day jet bomb

Obama blames CIA for Christmas Day jet bomb

US President Barack Obama has for the first time realised that an offshoot of the CIA planted some chemicals in a bag belonging to a Nigerian man with a history of mental illness. He said that as he was now seen by the world as a feeble leader with n...

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Funny story: Barak Obama is Osama Bin Laden

Barak Obama is Osama Bin Laden

Unsurprising results of a thorough nottoosure investigation have now proven that Barak Obabma is in Fact Osama Bin Laden. Ace reporter Peter Pisshead produced today TOP SECRET documents from the Pub. Proving the two had never been seen at the sam...

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