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Funny story: New Space Shuttle Debris Found in Orbit

New Space Shuttle Debris Found in Orbit

More remains of the space shuttle Columbia have been found above the earth. A toilet seat that survived the blast is in a stationary orbit over Southern California.

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Funny story: Obama Threatens Discrimination Lawsuit if He Isn't Nominated and Elected

Obama Threatens Discrimination Lawsuit if He Isn't Nominated and Elected

Senator Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination, has declared that he will sue his party on charges of racial discrimination if he is not nominated. Further, he has stated that he will sue the United States of Ame...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Open Rehab Facility: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be First Clients!

Paris Hilton To Open Rehab Facility: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be First Clients!

In Los Angelos today it was good news for lost starlets struggling to stay sober. Paris Hilton has started the first of what will be a chain of rehab centers, called "Tough Love", to be located at Hilton Resorts around the world.

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Funny story: Eddie Murphy Denies All Knowledge Of Spice Girl Mel B And Her Baby

Eddie Murphy Denies All Knowledge Of Spice Girl Mel B And Her Baby

Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy has claimed in an interview, that he has never even heard of Spice Girl Mel B, let alone fathered her child.

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Funny story: Big Brother Tracey Thinks Big Brother Is Great (In So Many Words)

Big Brother Tracey Thinks Big Brother Is Great (In So Many Words)

Big Brother housemate, social theoriser and modern philosopher Tracey Well'ard, last night spoke about her plans after her time in the show is over.

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Funny story: Eating Broccoli And Cauliflower Reduces Risk Of Prostate Cancer

Eating Broccoli And Cauliflower Reduces Risk Of Prostate Cancer

Researchers in the US have found that regularly eating broccoli and cauliflower can greatly reduce the risk of developing deadly prostate cancer.

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign 9-Year-Old Boy To Partner Tevez

Manchester United Sign 9-Year-Old Boy To Partner Tevez

Premiership champions Manchester United have made a significant delve into the transfer market this week to purchase a 9-year-old schoolboy to partner their other new signing Carlos Tevez.

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Funny story: Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.

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Funny story: Obama Wants US Attack on Pakistan for Big Oil and Israel

Obama Wants US Attack on Pakistan for Big Oil and Israel

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a major address, Senator Barak Obama was admitted that he is a "dedicated warmonger on behalf of Israel and Big Oil" and would attack Moslems in Pakistan "for the hell of it."...

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Funny story: Worlds Oldest Gynecologist Has Seen Over 10 Million Vaginas and Supports Ron Paul!

Worlds Oldest Gynecologist Has Seen Over 10 Million Vaginas and Supports Ron Paul!

The world's oldest Gynecologist is Ethan Smith, from Newt, Maine, who is 110 years old this July. He is an avid Ron Paul supporter and claims he has seen so many vaginas he can barely enjoy sex anymore.

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Funny story: Introducing "Avenue of Glorious Acheivements" by Green Day

Introducing "Avenue of Glorious Acheivements" by Green Day

Today the well known band called Green Day decided to make a new song called "Avenue of Glorious Achievements." They say that this is to replace their old song of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."...

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Funny story: New Drug Promises to Boost Intellectual Ability

New Drug Promises to Boost Intellectual Ability

There seems to be no end to the pharmaceutical industry's quest to develop medications for any and all maladies afflicting humankind. The latest wonder drug is Cerebrenol, manufactured by the Brazilian pharmaceutical giant Mengele Labs, Inc.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

Las Vegas Nevada, Britney Spears assaulted two photographers outside a spa in Las Vegas two days ago According to witnesses she threw a baby bottle full of mothers milk at paparazzi as they attempted to photograph her.

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Funny story: Beat you to the Arctic Floor 20 Years Ago Chevron Oil tells Putin's daftass sub

Beat you to the Arctic Floor 20 Years Ago Chevron Oil tells Putin's daftass sub

Arctic Ocean - (Ass Mess): Russian oil prospectors arrived in a Kursk replica submarine on the Arctic seabed this morning some 14,000 ft below the North Pole and were about to plant their country's traditional skull 'n' crossbone...

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Funny story: Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Footballer and hatchet man Joey Barton has been charged with 'exposing himself' by police, after he displayed his backside following a match at Everton last season. A lesser...

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Funny story: Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.

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Funny story: Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- A new season approaches for the English Premier League--and for Chelsea FC supporters, a change of heart and best wishes to their good friends at Manchester United.

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