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Funny story: New video of Trump farting released by Paul Ryan

New video of Trump farting released by Paul Ryan

Washington D.C. - in a press conference here this morning, Paul Ryan released a video of Trump farting and then bragging about how well he can fart. On the video, the fart can be heard to last for a full nine seconds, at a pitch at least two octaves...

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Funny story: Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.

Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.

Science City, USA Donald Trump revealed, while visiting a science museum, that while he doesn't believe in a lot of Science things like Global Warming and Evolution and Gravity, he has hired some Science folk to create a super-suit for him. He though...

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Funny story: Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public

Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public

Vice-Presidential hopeful Mike Pence, who hails from Indiana, almost got metaphorically "smoked" in public the other day, but escaped narrowly. As this election season heats up, so does the scrutiny befalling the candidates involved. Tapes have...

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Funny story: Biden and Trump Agree to Fight Pistol Duel--Final Arrangements Pending

Biden and Trump Agree to Fight Pistol Duel--Final Arrangements Pending

Seeking to duplicate, if not surpass, the famous duel between Vice President Aaron Burr and Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton, Republican candidate for president, Donald Trump, and Vice President Joe Biden, agreed to fight a pistol duel. Althoug...

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Funny story: Trump Solves Evil Clown Mystery

Trump Solves Evil Clown Mystery

Donald Trump, Republican candidate for President of the U.S., gave a press conference and announced that he and his team had solved the riddle of where all the evil clowns around the U.S. were coming from. "This is all a plot by Obama and Hillary. The reasons are obvious" said Trump. He then listed the reasons: 1. People will be too scared of evil clowns to go out and vote for Trump. 2. T...

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Funny story: Trump Says Women Accusing Him Are Just Using That As An Excuse To Meet Him

Trump Says Women Accusing Him Are Just Using That As An Excuse To Meet Him

Gayville, SD Still on the campaign trail, today Donald Trump said that all 36 women who said he improperly touched them were only using that as an excuse to meet and hopefully date him. "Most of these girls are sixes at best and should know bette...

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Funny story: America's Trump supporters may be lured to Florida and walled in by US government to maintain peaceful transfer of power after election.

America's Trump supporters may be lured to Florida and walled in by US government to maintain peaceful transfer of power after election.

A leaked transcript of a White house meeting reveals plans to lure the country's Trump Voters to Florida on election day and wall them in to help ensure the peaceful transfer of power. Voice #1: "The traditional peaceful transfer of power after a...

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Funny story: Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"

Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"

In a late afternoon press conference, Jesus made a shocking confession: "I screwed up." "I don't get to say that very often, but remember that I'm only mostly divine, you know? Nobody's perfect - well, except my dad. The Creator rarely messes up,...

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Funny story: Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...

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Funny story: Clinton "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Campaign Gathers Steam and Something Else

Clinton "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Campaign Gathers Steam and Something Else

As reported last weekend, Madonna officially kicked off the Clinton Blow Jobs for Votes™ campaign in front of a packed Madison Square Garden crowd before introducing comedian Amy Schumer. She said: "One more thing before I introduce this genius...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Admits He's Afraid of Words

George W. Bush Admits He's Afraid of Words

Former president George W. Bush admitted that he was afraid of words while attending a Republican fund-raiser in Cincinnatti over the summer. Specifically, he was afraid of Donald Trump and all of his "-isms," such as "nativism," "protectionism," and...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss

Donald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss

The Will and Last Testament of Donald Trump's grandfather, Frederick C. Trump, has been discovered and is a major factor in this year's presidential election. According to the Will, located in the execute suite of the abandoned Trump Mahal casino in...

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Funny story: "Bad Hombre" Referenced By Trump Revealed--It's Chuy From Chelsea Lately

"Bad Hombre" Referenced By Trump Revealed--It's Chuy From Chelsea Lately

Chuy, from the television program Chelsea Lately, who is also known by his Mexican wrestler name, Mascarita Sagrada, (Holy Little Mask) held a press conference today in Sal Si Puedes, Mexico, in which he revealed that he is the "bad hombre" that Dona...

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Funny story: Meeting Donny J.

Meeting Donny J.

Michael Jackson's boyhood home. Gary, Indiana. Aside from the King of Pop, this metropolis didn't offer much. It was a pit. All that was left of this once booming steel town was boarded-up buildings, a few liquor stores that resembled jails with all of the metal bars protecting the premises, a minor league baseball team with a brand new baseball park (the "Railcats") and various river boat cas...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

The following is a transcript from Donald Trump's speech at Gettysburg, October 22, 2016. Gettysburg, PA--Eleven score and seven gropes ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived by libertines, and dedicated to the pro...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Given Head for "Blow Jobs For Votes™" Campaign

Bill Clinton Given Head for "Blow Jobs For Votes™" Campaign

It leaked out yesterday that the Clinton camp has just launched its "Blow Jobs For Votes™" campaign. This after last Tuesday in Madison Square Garden Madonna pledged to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Clinton Camp Launches Blowjobs for Votes Campaign

Clinton Camp Launches Blowjobs for Votes Campaign

How do you know the U.S. is having a crazy presidential race? Easy, when the main stream media's headlines and stories look pale in comparison to the ones on this website. I couldn't make this one up even if I tried.... Last week, while ope...

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