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Funny story: Vietnam Vet Guns-down Charlie in Saigon

Vietnam Vet Guns-down Charlie in Saigon

OFFICIALS feared a diplomatic 'meltdown' last night after a Saigon veterinarian mistakenly executed the beloved family pet of two tourists from Milton Keynes.

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Funny story: Brown admits Poppy production policy

Brown admits Poppy production policy

United Nations drug officials say the new Afghan Government has largely failed in its efforts to eradicate the opium poppy crop.

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Funny story: Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Reutupyers - Vice President Cheney confirmed today that his mother is in fact a chimpanzee, living destitute in Port Au Prince, Haiti. The Vice President broke down during the admission in taping Meet The Press.

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Funny story: Southwest Airlines Moves, Changes Name

Southwest Airlines Moves, Changes Name

Southwest Airlines (LUV) announced Friday morning that it will leave its longtime home in Dallas, Texas. The company will establish a new base of operations in Bangor, Maine. Due to the location change, the company will also change i...

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Funny story: Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

A time traveler who is a Ron Paul supporter has posted a video on youtube showing election night 2008. The video clearly shows CNN making the announcement that Ron Paul is the winner of the 2008 Presidential election.

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Funny story: Tricky Ricky Warns Prison Break Is Imminent at CPDRC

Tricky Ricky Warns Prison Break Is Imminent at CPDRC

In a memo received by prison officials yesterday, the Trickster warns of a 'massive exodus of inmates' at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center. Cebu, which means cuckolded in Puerto Rico, has been allowing the prisoners to...

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Funny story: Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Sold as a harmless Scottish fruit drink, Irn Bru has found itself under threat after allegations that each can contains, "almost 20 times the legal amount of the male hormone testosterone".

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter To Unveil Tommy Cooper Statue

Hannibal Lecter To Unveil Tommy Cooper Statue

Welsh actor and sculptor Sir Hannibal Lecter is to unveil a statue of Tommy Cooper in the dead comedian's home town of Caerphilly.

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Funny story: Harvey Nichols To Stop Selling Liver Pate

Harvey Nichols To Stop Selling Liver Pate

Harvey Nichols, the posh people's shop that many working class folk treat as a sort of Mecca, will stop selling foie gras, senior executives announced yesterday.

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Funny story: Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

A post-mortem examination on the body of a man suspected of being involved in the terror attack on Glasgow airport, is due to be carried out later today.

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Funny story: American Airlines to Remove Toilets From All Flights

American Airlines to Remove Toilets From All Flights

In yet another cost saving move,American Airlines is removing all toilets from their aircraft, accept for one to be used by flight crew only. First class passengers will have to pay $5 per trip for the priviledge of using the flight crew's Johnny...

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Funny story: Muslim Cleric "Saying Nasty Things About Westerners"

Muslim Cleric "Saying Nasty Things About Westerners"

Prison officers working at a jail in Worcestershire where a radical Muslim cleric is being held have said that they suspect him of saying "nasty spiteful things" about Westerners, and about...

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Funny story: Leeds United To Be 'Banished To The Wilderness'

Leeds United To Be 'Banished To The Wilderness'

Leeds United were yesterday dealt a fresh blow to their already almost insurmountable problems, when the Football League imposed a 15-point penalty on the West Yorkshire club.

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Funny story: Foot & Mouth Could Spell The End For Brown

Foot & Mouth Could Spell The End For Brown

A confirmed outbreak of the extremely contagious Foot & Mouth disease on a farm in Surrey could be 'the straw that breaks the camels back' for Prime Minister Gordon Brown, say political analysts.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Former United States President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, husband of current New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton, has decided that he does not want to be the first lady.

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Funny story: Second Study of U.S. Administration Communications Released

Second Study of U.S. Administration Communications Released

Researchers from St. Andrews University in Scotland published a paper on the "Linguistical Interactions Between Primary and Secondary level Administrative Offices of the U.S Legislature for Communication to the American Voter" in the New Sc...

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Funny story: Princeton President Pilfers Prized Papers from Parsonage

Princeton President Pilfers Prized Papers from Parsonage

Princeton President Paul Purdue possibly pilfered prized papers from Pentwhistle Parsonage in Philadelphia. Policeman Perry Pines postulated the pilfering possibly pre-dated prolonged parties and pantyraids with Pittsburgh Penguins President Peter P...

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