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Funny story: Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal

Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal

People's Korea - Pyongyang - Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal. Filled with tears of boundless gratitude to the respected and beloved Supreme Command...

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Funny story: David James Gold Digger Taunts

David James Gold Digger Taunts

Reports confirmed today from inside the England camp that first choice goalkeeper David James has taken to dressing as blind motown legend Ray Charles to try and boost morale in their world class attack . James was overheard in this mornings worl...

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Funny story: Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse Man May Never Walk Again

Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse Man May Never Walk Again

The man who last week was taken to a Johannesburg hospital with a vuvuzela sticking out of his arse, has been said by doctors to be 'out of danger', but may never walk again, it's been reported. The South African man had the instrument shoved up h...

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Funny story: North Korea Declares Victory in 2010 World Cup

North Korea Declares Victory in 2010 World Cup

The greatest Man, Lover, Warrior, and Football player of all time, Kim Jung Ill, has declared, "Ultimate Victory," in North Korea's bid to win the 2010 World Cup, despite the fact that ESPN is reporting that North Korea was eliminated by Portugal 7-0...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans, Makes Them Watch Soccer Match with Portugal Live

Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans, Makes Them Watch Soccer Match with Portugal Live

Pyongyang, North Korea - The North Korean government struck an agreement with the Asia-Pacific Broadcasting Union to beam a live broadcast of the soccer game on Monday of the match between North Korea and Portugal. But instead of this being a time to...

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Funny story: England football team in catch phrase shenanigans

England football team in catch phrase shenanigans

After Wayne Rooney's rant at the TV cameras evidence shows the whole England team have a wager on who can say the most catch phrases on TV. We understand Rooney is in the lead after Friday when he was heard to say at the end of the game 'Nice to s...

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Funny story: Arse or Ass for England manager?

Arse or Ass for England manager?

The call to Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, to take over from Fabio Capello as England manager, because Capello is a foreigner who doesn't understand English ways, has not had a response. This intrepid reporter knows why! Arsene uses the word a...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney "In Tears After Algeria Game"

Wayne Rooney "In Tears After Algeria Game"

Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney was said to be "in tears" after the team's disappointing 0-0 draw with Algeria on Friday night - a result that left England on the verge of expulsion from the World Cup. Rooney was upset by the bo...

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Funny story: FIFA gets on its high horse

FIFA gets on its high horse

Pyongyang, North Korea. It is reported here today that North Korean football officials have been approached by delegates from FIFA and asked to surrender all their nuclear weapons, suggesting that FIFA now sees itself as a quasi United Nations organi...

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Funny story: Air France Refuses To Carry France Squad

Air France Refuses To Carry France Squad

The scandal that has engulfed the France World Cup squad entered new territory this afternoon as the French national airline, Air France, refused to carry the team back to France. The decision by the French FA to withdraw from the World Cup has no...

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Funny story: South African Zulus Surround Johannesburg

South African Zulus Surround Johannesburg

There were some nervous faces around the South African capital of Johannesburg this morning, as reports came in that Zulu forces, numbering more than 120,000, were taking up positions on the outskirts of the city. The Zulus, the same ones that wer...

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Funny story: France World Cup Over

France World Cup Over

In the last few minutes, it has emerged from South Africa that the France World Cup squad is to leave the country and the tournament, BEFORE the team's last Group A game with hosts South Africa on Tuesday. The news comes close on the heels of a fa...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney - Fabio Capello Is His REAL DAD!

Wayne Rooney - Fabio Capello Is His REAL DAD!

The Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney shocked the whole of the football world this morning when it emerged that the England team coach, Fabio Capello, is his REAL DAD! Further details are unavailable, due, primarily, to the fact t...

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Funny story: England Team In The Toilet?

England Team In The Toilet?

The England fan who caused a security alert when he wandered into the team's dressing room after their goalless draw with Algeria at the World Cup says he was only looking for the toilet. Fan Pavlos Joseph, managed to evade heavy security by using...

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Funny story: Nicolas Anelka To Be Sent To Devil's Island

Nicolas Anelka To Be Sent To Devil's Island

Disgraced France football star Nicolas Anelka is preparing this morning to set sail for French Guiana aboard a prison ship bound for the penal colony of Devil's Island. The island is the place to where Hollywood stars Steve McQueen - wrongly accus...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello Quits

Fabio Capello Quits

England coach Fabio Capello has quit his post. The sensational news hit the airwaves this morning after a turbulent weekend at the England camp, at the end of a week which saw the national team held by the USA and Algeria, and the Italian is said...

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Funny story: New Zealand New Favourites To Win World Cup

New Zealand New Favourites To Win World Cup

Footballing minnows, New Zealand, last night emerged as the new favourites to win the World Cup after their hard-fought and well-deserved point in their 1-1 draw with current world champions Italy in Nelspruit. The workmanlike Kiwis staked their c...

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