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Funny story: Climate Change Real Only if Obama Says it Is Not, Insists Trump

Climate Change Real Only if Obama Says it Is Not, Insists Trump

President Trump is having second thoughts about signing the Paris climate deal. Apparently, this sudden change of heart happened after private investigators, hired by the President, overheard former president Obama saying that "there's no such thi...

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Funny story: Trump's New Tax Plan Will Give New Hope to Indigent Millionaires

Trump's New Tax Plan Will Give New Hope to Indigent Millionaires

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump announced, in between Hole 14 and Hole 15 of his private golf course, that his new tax plan is going to help some of the Forgotten Americans, like millionaires and billionaires that are right on the edge. "Most of all, the new...

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Funny story: Mood of the United States is Jubilant As Trump Leaves the Continent

Mood of the United States is Jubilant As Trump Leaves the Continent

Washington, DC According to recent polls, the country is at a very relaxed state-one that it hasn't been in since the last time Trump left the country. "Even though we of course are worried about what damage Trump might do by riling up our allies...

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Funny story: Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault

Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault

Washington, DC The Trump Family held a press conference today that they only told Fox News about. Nevertheless, details of the family's press conference hit conventional media. Jarrad Kushner started out by saying that when they were contacted by...

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Funny story: Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Going against the major part of his constituents he sai...

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Funny story: Trump would send California Secessionist to Gitmo

Trump would send California Secessionist to Gitmo

Following the lead of the Spanish president in jailing Catalonia's secessionist instigators, President Donald J. Trump tweeted this morning that he would prosecute Marcus Evans and other "secessionist agitators" if they continue to promote "Calexit,"...

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Funny story: Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump

Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump, in another obvious effort to take the American public's minds off the Russian investigation, lashed out at Science today, saying that it is taught too much in schools. When asked to elaborate, Trump tweeted: "Everybody knows...

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Funny story: President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

Sources close to the President say he's become increasingly unclear what he has to do to be impeached by Congressional Republicans. According to a White House insider, Trump originally thought that a simple, deranged inauguration speech would d...

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Funny story: Trump Family Ranked by Trump

Trump Family Ranked by Trump

Trump visited Fox & Friends yesterday and was asked about how his family was adapting to Trump being President. Trump replied that some were doing better than others. He said that he liked all his kids equally especially Ivanka, who he equally liked the most. "Ivanka is always there when I need her. I like having her around so I make sure Gerald or Jarrad or whatever his name is, is kept bu...

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Funny story: Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Despite 12 indictments for Trump.com™ associates he denies any collusion with Russia and it was purely coincidental Manfart was his campaign manager the same time he was receiving payments from a foreign power. Muellers strategy was up to no...

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Funny story: Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Following the multi-count indictment unsealed this morning against Paul Manafort, US Postal Inspectors have initiated intense scrutiny of Mr. Manafort's conventional snail mail. So far, by 2:00 PM EST Monday, Mr. Manafort has received 20,640 solic...

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Funny story: Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump tweeted today that he is having his staff try to arrange a visit with the Queen. Although previous inquiries have been ignored, Trump is certain she will respond this time due to the important cause of his visit. "I wish to co...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation

Trump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump insinuated that if the FBI and the fake news press wanted to see him start a nuclear war with North Korea, that they should just keep up the phoney Russian investigation. "I already gave them the perpretator of the w...

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Funny story: Trump Says FBI is Accusing Him in the Russian Scandal Because They Know He's Distracted by Daughter Tiffany's Birthday

Trump Says FBI is Accusing Him in the Russian Scandal Because They Know He's Distracted by Daughter Tiffany's Birthday

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump tweeted over 180 times, a new Twitter record. The tweets were primarialy about how the government is persecuting Trump as even people from his own party are quitting in protest of his actions. Trump tweeted th...

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Funny story: Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Funny story: Dotard Buffoon Clown finally responds to Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Lumo Scarfs™, but Fashion Gurus less than impressed

Dotard Buffoon Clown finally responds to Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Lumo Scarfs™, but Fashion Gurus less than impressed

After the extreme success of Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Buffoon Clowns Lumo Scarfs™, Dotard Buffoon Clown has belatedly released his new line of Children's Terrorists Party Wear™. However despite the fashion industries...

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Trade Places

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Trade Places

[Associated Press, October 17, 2017] In an event so secret that even the President's closest advisors were kept in the dark about it, Donald Trump swapped places with Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea. For seven days, the President basked in...

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