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Funny story: Queens Head To Be Replaced With Qu'ran Text

Queens Head To Be Replaced With Qu'ran Text

LONDON (Defecated Press) - In a shock announcement, Royal Mint confirmed that the queen's head will be removed, from coins. In a gesture made to improve interfaith relations, text from the Qu'ran will be used instead.

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Funny story: What A Wonderful Woild

What A Wonderful Woild

Big Geno's Chop House on Bourbon Street New Orleans looks set to become a Mecca to Jazz fans from around the world.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown, former Girl Guide, passed strict rules today in a bid to stop sheep shagging Farmers from defiling innocent Bovines and Ovus and thus end their suffering.

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Funny story: Noshing Mink Receives Deserved Booker Prize Nomination

Noshing Mink Receives Deserved Booker Prize Nomination

This year's Booker Prize for outstanding literary prowess, added to its list of nominees the noted parodist and satire scribbler Noshing Mink yesterday, realising the writer's lifetime ambition of be...

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Funny story: Severe outbreak of peace in Korea!

Severe outbreak of peace in Korea!

Leaders from North and South Korea are to hold their second-ever summit, officials have announced.

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Funny story: Oh boy! I've killed millions

Oh boy! I've killed millions

WASHED-UP actor Scott Bakula last night handed himself in after claiming he was responsible for the deaths of over 100 million people.

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Funny story: Hey You Schmucks! Bugsy Malone Is Back

Hey You Schmucks! Bugsy Malone Is Back

Top psychic and only the supernaturalist whose name rhymes with a tasty Indian snack, Derek Acorah, is today at the centre of a new sensation.

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Funny story: China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

The Chinese government, unhappy with the way their country has been labelled 'developing' and 'polluted', has declared war on Great Britain, and has...

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Funny story: Tony Blair "I'm proud of my buttocks"

Tony Blair "I'm proud of my buttocks"

New Jersey, June, 2007: Atop the statue of Liberty, the former Prime Minister declared his love for seagulls amidst a storm of controversy over the 'Oil for seagulls' program.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan chases car tyres

Lindsay Lohan chases car tyres

World famous pubic lice keeper, Lindsay Lohan, was today witnessed chasing the tyres of a Ford 100 pickup truck.

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. "You can't touch this." After which, MC Hammer's 1980's rap cla...

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Funny story: Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...

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Funny story: A Levels - Shock as they stay the same

A Levels - Shock as they stay the same

Political pundits, teachers and pupils are gearing up for the release of A Level results in the next two weeks, with the shock news that results have stayed exactly the same as last year.

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Funny story: New iMac Coming from Apple; Steve Jobs Inside

New iMac Coming from Apple; Steve Jobs Inside

A new iMac is rumored to be coming from Apple. Most of the gossip surrounding the product launch concerns screen size and pricing. Apple may eliminate the 17" screen and start at 20". Pricing on the 20" new iMac model...

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Funny story: British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

Christine Ohuruogu, the British women's 400m sprinter who was banned from the sport for a year, has been handed a lifeline back into the sport, after being included in the squad for the World Championships in Osa...

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Funny story: US Foot-And-Mouth Outbreak Confirmed

US Foot-And-Mouth Outbreak Confirmed

President George Bush has said in a Whitehouse statement this morning that an outbreak of deadly Foot-And-Mouth disease has been confirmed in the United States for the first time since 1929.

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Funny story: New High Speed Amtrak Train to Top 500 MPH

New High Speed Amtrak Train to Top 500 MPH

Upyers Press - Amtrak Officials have been working on a highly controversial, yet secret project at a test facility located in northern Alaska. The train has been under development since 2000 and has reached speeds as high as 666 mph, but would only a...

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