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Funny story: Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.

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Funny story: Maddie Top Cop Defends Blundered Investigation

Maddie Top Cop Defends Blundered Investigation

Lisboa, PORTOOGAAHL (Defectaed News)- Over 100 days after little Maddie went missing, Portuguese police are finding themselves under greater scrutiny and criticism and in deep shit. Until now, they have refused to talk to us - until...

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Funny story: Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...

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Funny story: Lord Lucan Found 'Sitting On A Log" By Hobbits In New Zealand

Lord Lucan Found 'Sitting On A Log" By Hobbits In New Zealand

Lord Lucan, the eccentric English peer who disappeared from the face of the earth after his children's nanny was murdered in 1974, has been found alive and well by Hobbits in New Zealand.

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Funny story: More People Nearly Die from Sensory Deprivation

More People Nearly Die from Sensory Deprivation

Picabo, Idaho (The Daily Spud) - Move over, methamphetamine epidemic. The latest craze is frighteningly more common and three times as addictive.

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Funny story: Barry Bonds & Bob Costas Come to Oral Blows

Barry Bonds & Bob Costas Come to Oral Blows

US and A (ESPN) - After Barry Bonds referred to sports commentator Bob Costas as "a little midget man who doesn't know jack about baseball", Costas has upped the ante by giving Bonds the nickname 'The Juicer'. (Strangely, Mr. B...

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Funny story: Elderly Pilots Insist That They Are Fit To Fly

Elderly Pilots Insist That They Are Fit To Fly

Bedford, New Hampshire (AP) - The recently-formed Senior Pilots Coalition (SPC), whose membership now exceeds more than 250, is challenging the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) 48-year-old rule that requires commercial airline pilots to retire a...

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Funny story: A Deadly Quandary

A Deadly Quandary

Florida currently has a Presidential primary set for Jan. 29, 2008. To correct this affront, South Carolina, with a claim to be "first in the South," feels compelled to move their primaries to Jan. 22, 2008.

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Funny story: Freddie Mercury "Did NOT Die From AIDS"

Freddie Mercury "Did NOT Die From AIDS"

LONDON (Defecated News) - Pop Legend and arse-bandit extrordinaire Freddie Mercury (born as Farrokh Bulsara) lost his battle with life in November 1991. The cause of death had always been presumed related to the AIDS virus he caught...

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Funny story: To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...

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Funny story: Bollywood Casablanca Remake To Star That Mohit Bloke

Bollywood Casablanca Remake To Star That Mohit Bloke

The classic Hollywood romance movie Casablanca is to be given a Bollywood makeover, renamed and rereleased in traditional Indian cinema format, complete with 26 new and unending 'musical...

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Funny story: Steve Coogan To Play Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards In Terrible Film

Steve Coogan To Play Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards In Terrible Film

TV funnyman and chat show host Steve Coogan is set to play the lead role of anti-hero Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards in a movie of the talentless British ski-jumping nonentity's 'hardly-worth-telli...

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Funny story: Shuttle launches to beseech Gods to halt rain.

Shuttle launches to beseech Gods to halt rain.

California: - NASA has despatched a crack team of boffins into the heavens today to parley and parlay with whatever gods can be found floating around above the clouds.

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Funny story: Government backed military cult discovered!

Government backed military cult discovered!

London - Root-ours:-In a shock press release today, investigative journalist told how they have discovered the presence of a military based super cult right under our very noses and even more shockingly it exists wit...

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Funny story: Roseanne Barr sex tape goes missing

Roseanne Barr sex tape goes missing

The man who found the Roseanne Barr sex tape has offered a reward to anyone that can fire the tape at the sun and remove the memories from his mind.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, New Stewardess on Virgin American Airlines

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, New Stewardess on Virgin American Airlines

Ruetours Press - Virgin American Airlines is hiring psuedo celebrities to serve as crew members on their maiden "virgin" flights between New York and Los Angelos.

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Funny story: Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen, the 'pop star' of questionable parentage, has fallen foul of the strict US immigration rules, and has been told that she is no longer welcome in the country.

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