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Funny story: Sheen Surprises Today

Sheen Surprises Today

"I'm going into the priesthood" was a statement issued by Charles (as he said he now likes to be called) Sheen on the Today Show. The shocked cast had no response for the over-paid actor. "I have given it much thought, I have meditated, went into...

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Funny story: "Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

"Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

HOLLYWOOD - Network executives with the number one rated comedy show in America, Two and A Half Men, have stated that they are fed up with the high school, out-of-control antics of its star Charlie Sheen. One of the executives stated that many fee...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Latest Hooker Christina Walsh To Appear On His Sit-Com 'Two And A Half Men'

Charlie Sheen's Latest Hooker Christina Walsh To Appear On His Sit-Com 'Two And A Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD - The latest in a long, long, long line of Charlie Sheen hookers has agreed to make a guest appearance on his hit comedy show Two And A Half Men. An executive with the sit com said that Sheen convinced Christina Walsh, aka Capri Anderson...

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Funny story: Charlie "The Bad Bad Boy" Sheen Has A Manhattan Meltdown!

Charlie "The Bad Bad Boy" Sheen Has A Manhattan Meltdown!

MANHATTAN - Charlie Sheen, who is the highest paid actor on television, making $1.25 million per week seems to have an extremely hard time separating his TV Charlie Harper character on the sit-com Two and A Half Men from the real Charlie Sheen. On...

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Funny story: Naked Charlie Sheen Loses His Wallet Instead Of His Car This Time!

Naked Charlie Sheen Loses His Wallet Instead Of His Car This Time!

Seems like actor Charlie Sheen can't go anywhere without somebody stealing from him. After two different occasions of having the police in saying someone had stolen his car, this time it was a hotel manager that called the police after customers i...

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Funny story: Wild, Naked, Coked Charlie Sheen Blames Bed Bug Plague for Hotel Rant!

Wild, Naked, Coked Charlie Sheen Blames Bed Bug Plague for Hotel Rant!

Security at the NY Plaza Hotel were called in after a disturbance in a Penthouse Suite after adjoining residents complained of a crescendo of broken furniture, bed post pounding, and loud cries of ecstasy disturbed them in the early morning hours.

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Drunk, Again

Charlie Sheen Drunk, Again

New York - Charlie Sheen got drunk, again. This time he got so drunk that he forgot to put his clothes on. "I saw this naked man wandering around the hotel, he was so drunk that he could barely walk. I soon realized it was Charlie Sheen, so I trie...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Guest Appearance On "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" May Earn Him An Emmy Award

Justin Bieber's Guest Appearance On "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" May Earn Him An Emmy Award

HOLLYWOOD - The teen singing sensation from Canada has just shown that he can also act. Justin Bieber appeared in a role in the hit TV series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and he literally stole the show (no pun intended). Veteran directors, prod...

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Funny story: Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - America's most popular dancing couple Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his English girlfriend Cheryl "The Dancing Doll" Cole, together with Derek's sister Julianne Hough, and her American Idol boyfriend Ryan Seacrest threw the larges...

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Funny story: Monica Mint and Charlie Sheen Spotted Hugging Tenderly on The Isle of Majorca

Monica Mint and Charlie Sheen Spotted Hugging Tenderly on The Isle of Majorca

PALMA - The beautiful Isle of Majorca in the Mediterranean Sea was the setting for what Charlie Sheen called the best friggin date that he has ever had. Sheen, who stars in the sit-com Two and A Half Men said that as soon as he saw Monica Mink he...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona looks quite good in a bikini swimsuit. She admits that she has managed to lose quite a bit of weight within the past few months but she is still somewhat upset with herself. The former singer with the all-girl band A...

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Funny story: Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

HOLLYWOOD - Mary Hart wasted no time finding a job after being fired after 29 years as host of Entertainment Tonight. The South Dakota native has signed on to join the cast of the top rated sit-com Two and A Half Men. Hart will portray Inger Sv...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Star In Two and A Half Men As Charlie Sheen's Long Lost Son Tabasco Harper

Justin Bieber To Star In Two and A Half Men As Charlie Sheen's Long Lost Son Tabasco Harper

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the number one rated American television sit-com Two and A Half Men are thrilled to announce that they have signed Canadian teen idol Justin Bieber to join the cast of the top rated comedy. Justin will be portraying Ty...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson & Charlie Sheen Claim Latest Homicidal Rants Attributed to "Getting in Character" for Next Movie Role!

Mel Gibson & Charlie Sheen Claim Latest Homicidal Rants Attributed to "Getting in Character" for Next Movie Role!

Attorneys for embattled Follywood actors Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen have proposed a new and unique defense psychiatrists have dubbed "breathtaking" in the aftermath of death threats to their wives and lovers! Both actors are now claiming the rec...

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Funny story: Gary Coleman's Will Leaves Everything To 2 Foot 8 Inch Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me

Gary Coleman's Will Leaves Everything To 2 Foot 8 Inch Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me

SANTA MONICA, California - The attorney who is representing Gary Coleman's estate has stated that the diminutive actor stipulated in his will that everything of his go to Verne Troyer, the motion picture actor known as Mini-Me. Coleman and Troyer,...

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Funny story: Second Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen, Ran Off Cliff ! "It Was Betty White!"

Second Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen, Ran Off Cliff ! "It Was Betty White!"

Four months after having a car stolen (Mercedes) and having it ran off into a ravine, Charlie Sheen has lost another one. This time Charlie says that he saw his new Mercedes being driven out the drive in a hurry and he failed to call the police be...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A Second Mercedes-Benz Stolen and Driven Off A Cliff: Dude - Take The Damn Keys Out of The Car When You Friggin' Park It!

Charlie Sheen Has A Second Mercedes-Benz Stolen and Driven Off A Cliff: Dude - Take The Damn Keys Out of The Car When You Friggin' Park It!

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Well it's a good thing that Charlie Sheen's new Two and A Half Men contract is paying him $2 million per show. The highly spirited actor has just had his second Mercedes-Benz stolen while parked in his driveway and drive...

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