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Funny story: Victoria Gotti And Her Boys Are Going Into The Family Business

Victoria Gotti And Her Boys Are Going Into The Family Business

Huntington and New York, New York---Today, it is not only possible to Grow Up Gotti, but also to Buy Gotti, Eat Gotti, Look Gotti and Live Gotti.

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Funny story: ABC Still Looking For News Anchor

ABC Still Looking For News Anchor

In a succinct business move to keep the news flowing, David Westin, President of ABC News, has decided to replace the recently deceased Peter Jennings, not with an all star broadcaster, but instead with a rotating series of talking heads.

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Funny story: The First Date With My Wife, or My Way of Saying "None of Your Business" to My Friends

The First Date With My Wife, or My Way of Saying "None of Your Business" to My Friends

I once went out to dinner and a movie with a very attractive and fun woman. It was a first date for the two of us and my first date in over a year. Several church and message board friends who knew of my date had asked me to e-mail them the results and tell them how everything went. What they really wanted to know, in teenage boy terms, was "what base did you get to?" With my p...

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Funny story: What is Good for GM is Good for America

What is Good for GM is Good for America

Dearborn, Michigan--In a clever business come on designed to increase employment, gross income, automotive industry production and the potential for future car sales, General Motors, the Cadillac of the automotive industry, has generously proclaimed...

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Funny story: Staples to market staplers

Staples to market staplers

In a surprise statement the US office supplies retailer Staples, Inc. (NASDAQ: SPLS) announced that it will discontinue its lines of electronics, writing instruments, paper wares and furniture and concentrate instead on its traditional core business...

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Funny story: Oops! He Did It Again!

Oops! He Did It Again!

Unhappy with his frustrating experiences in the Democratic primaries and with opposition to his cantankerous approach to on the record political business, Howard Dean, the gadfly of modern politics, has taken out his Munchausen by proxy syndrome ange...

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Funny story: Rampaging Iceberg Turning Out To Be A Big Disappointment

Rampaging Iceberg Turning Out To Be A Big Disappointment

Scientists have been waiting for a wandering, ginormous iceberg named B-15A to stop taunting them and just get down to business.

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Funny story: Crown Jewels to Fund Royal Cheese Business

Crown Jewels to Fund Royal Cheese Business

A number of Britain's Crown Jewels are to go under the hammer as HM The Queen tries to raise the cash necessary to start up her own organic cheese business.

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Funny story: Qwest wins bid for MCI: Paul McCartney tickets did the trick

Qwest wins bid for MCI: Paul McCartney tickets did the trick

Denver-Qwest Communications (NYSE: Q) has stubbornly refused to drop its bid to take over MCI. Mr. Heywood Jablowmi, CFO of Qwest, carried out his quarterly conference call today with investors, fund managers and business reporters. "Those bastard...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart Blown to Smithereens!

Wal-Mart Blown to Smithereens!

SPRINGFIELD, FL (AP) A massive explosion brought down the local Wal-Mart early this morning. The blast left a large gaping hole in the ground where Wal-Mart had been doing business for the past 7 years. Fire Department Chief Max Hosing said, "This ap...

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Funny story: Scott Peterson, Mark Hacking, OJ Simpson: "DON'T Do-it-Yourself!"

Scott Peterson, Mark Hacking, OJ Simpson: "DON'T Do-it-Yourself!"

CHICAGO (AP) The spouse killing business is showing a profitable increase in the 2nd quarter. One anonymous hired wife killer told our reporter, "There are a lot of husbands out there that want to get rid of their wives. Usually it's all about sex, b...

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Funny story: Rock Star, Entrepreneur not "Taco Hucksters", Say Lawsuits

Rock Star, Entrepreneur not "Taco Hucksters", Say Lawsuits

CANTON, OH --- Joe Lewinsky has led a modest life selling used books from his garage in suburban Canton. But it was not until a few days ago that he discovered his good name had been used by big business to hawk tacos. Going for "the whole ench...

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Funny story: Electoral College - Victory for Bush

Electoral College - Victory for Bush

MONDAY November 1, 2004. There's no business like show business, except perhaps for politics. In an upset that is sure to go entirely unnoticed by the mainstream media the Electoral College has released a full itinerary for each state, inclu...

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Funny story: Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, alias Whoosane, returned home. He’s the same guy who killed and injured several neighbors a few years ago in an insane fit of rage. The D.A. at the time, Pappy Shrub, arrested Dam Sad. But Pappy cut a deal because Whoosane threatened to expose some shady business transactions with Pappy and his buddies. Under the plea bargain agreement, Whoosane could live at home, but under close...

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Funny story: Cher Announces Plans for 7 More Farewell Tours in Next 3 Years

Cher Announces Plans for 7 More Farewell Tours in Next 3 Years

Pop star Cher has announced plans to try to break the world record for number of times one person has "retired" from the music business, by embarking on an ambitious plan to go on 7 more "farewell" tours over the next 3 years. As of now, Cher, 72, h...

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Funny story: Coke Bushes for votes, Pepsi Kerryes in response

Coke Bushes for votes, Pepsi Kerryes in response

In the first major and historical politico-business alliance, Coke decided to sponsor Bush's election campaign. In a press briefing held at State Department where George Bush and Coke's President of Operations were present on the same dais, c...

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Funny story: Rock Revolution Rattles Retirement Business

Rock Revolution Rattles Retirement Business

The first care home exclusively for aging hippies has opened its doors with demand exceeding capacity 40-1.

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