Cuts in education spending in the United States have forced educators to pare costs to a bare minimum. Class sizes have almost doubled, old, worn out textbooks are being used in place of new, and in the latest rounds of cuts, the letter X has been re...
Stars of this season's X Factor are demanding a new perk for contestants - high street discount cards. They believe that once the show is over, there's little left for the attention-craving wannabes. "They give so much," said one insider. "The...
This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...
LONDON - According to the UK Top 40, 4'33", a cover of Cage's most famous work, reached No. 1 in the singles chart. This was the first time illegal downloads were counted, leaving Four-Thirty-Three with over 500,000 copies sold or 'borrowed', with...
X-Factor stars Matt Cardle and Olly Murs were sensationally turned down as headliners for a Christmas gig at the internationally renowned Oasis Bar And Grill in London. Entertainment Director of the OB&G, PM Wortham, admitted that owing to the...
Hospitals around the country were again reporting cases of exploding heads today as coverage of TV talent show The X Factor continued in the British press. Leeds General Infirmary reported three cases before 8.30am, Charing Cross in West London ha...
The nation's music fanatics can't get enough of 2010 X Factor Winner, the casually-rumpled squeaking nincompoop Matt Cardle, writes Esmerelda Bell, Artificially-Induced Tousling and Hunched Anaemic Unshaven Slimey-Arsed Karaoke Correspondent for Toss...
LONDON - The Colchester, Essex contestant, Matt Cardle, who was mentored by Dannii Minogue has won the 2010 edition of X-Factor. Cardle, who has said that the Beatles are his favorite all-time band and Manchester United's Chicharito is his favorit...
This year's X-Factor 'competition' has not only come under fire for foisting a priveleged screechy voiced twat on the public, over a down home genuine Liverpool soul queen - they've also foisted some of the worst imaginable male fashion 'Oh God No's!...
Most of the TV viewing public quite correctly empathise with poor Essex painter and decorator (?) Matt Cardle off the X-Factor, because he's so humble, and because he's a proper musician as opposed to the plastic wannabes he's up against (apart from...
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon. Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it that the all conquering...
Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers. Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils up one side,...
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010. Informing us that he was speaking from a toilet cubicle at Water...
Tonight's X-Factor final: Sources relate that comedy croaker Matt Cardle has disappeared so far up his own arse that he has intimated that if international superstar Rihanna doesn't pull her finger out in tonight's final, he'll be giving her a slap i...
There has been more controversy in the X-Factor this week, as it has been exclusively revealed that members of the boy-band One Direction have all reached puberty. This is set to scupper the final act's chance of winning the competition as their h...
Zimbabwean ex-X-Factor contestant is set for a remarkable shock return to the hit TV talent show, X-Factor. Gamu, who was kicked off the show in October after it was revealed there was a pending deportation order for her, has been successful in re...
Megalomaniac media mogul multi-millionaire Simon Cowell announced today at a press conference that under fire FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to be a celebrity guest judge for the X-Factor Final on Saturday night. The decision was initially met wit...
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