The leader of the National Organization for Women Terry O'Neill said in a press interview that her organization supports the incarceration of women in prisons because women that commit crimes are a danger to free women in society. When asked abou...
Horny Zulu, Miltom M'belly has decided to cut the bullshit and marry his four mistresses all in one day. Under Zulu law, it's legal as long a Miltom promises to adopt his own 25 children. This Miltom has promised to do and the white wedding cer...
Véritable Arnaque who died 999 years ago in the French town of Qui-a-dit-ça, but who has earned Paris mediums very many millions of Euros which they have not declared to the tax man, has revealed that she was the real author of Dan Brown's 'Da Vinci...
In a surprise development, tennis star Venus Williams announced her engagement to embattled South African runner Caster Semenya. Caster, who has endured numerous questions about her gender, eagerly showed off the 5 carat engagement ring at a press co...
An apparently unhinged Jordan slammed, blasted, rapped and hit out at estranged hubby Peter Andre yesterday, during an emotional performance on breakfast television. The 31-year old glamour girl and professional attention-seeker -real name Katie...
(AP)Oshkosh,WI - If you called Gidget Sonuvabitch a real peach, plum or pear she might not mind, but it wouldn't be quite correct. Sonuvabitch , 50, of Oshkosh, is one of 10 female finalists in PETA's "Sexiest Vegetarian Over 50" contest. PETA...
Women of all ages from around the sleepy village of Crumpet-Dean in Gloucestershire will today be joining the locals on the green for an unusual event to flick-start the harvest season. Today marks the annual 'Flicking Of The Bean'- a competition...
ST. PETERSBURG, Florida - Deckler Pastpacker's latest column in The St. Petersburg Daily Sunshine is titled "Is August Open Season On Men's Genitals Month Or What? Pastpacker writes that last month a woman in New York City, Shavontay Lowcell Bonkw...
After years of remaining relatively indifferent to a problem that has been labeled an 'epidemic' by the center for disease control, newly divorced Brian Havelberg has discovered that the problem of obesity has reached alarming and "disgusting" propor...
After thirty years of "feeling the presence of another person around her", Helen Bratcher of Tanyard, Tennessee has learned that she has a Siamese Twin. The two share the same head, torso, legs and feet except there are SIX toes on each foot. "...
Sociologists have documented the Straight girl-Gay guy friendship thing as not only anecdotally true but also as a statistical reality and an excellent predictor that girls with gay guy friends will be straight and that guys who fit in as one of the...
Women have been shown to suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) where work is concerned. They simply cannot accept when to stop and insist categorically that a woman's work is never done. Men have been shown to disregard such things as st...
A woman driver was today cut from the wreckage of her crashed vehicle on the A27 near Brighton. Police investigators have hinted that the woman may well have been applying make-up, talking on a mobile phone, changing the tune on her in-car i-pod, bru...
Senator Adulterer John Ensign is claiming doctor patient privilege in his relationship with fellow Christian Conservative Senator Tom "Rooster" Coburn( R-OK). In the midst of the Republican sex scandal of the week, it appears that Ensign had a medica...
A recent scientific study carried out whilst driving to work, statistically proved that while driving, candidate A made the correct decision 100% of the time, whilst candidate B was more likely to be incorrect 100% of the time regardless of the opini...
The sport of ladies' tennis is not a joke, claimed the two Williams sisters, who always do everything together, including playing Grand Slam finals with one another. 'Look, smarty pants', Venus Williams said to this reporter, 'just because women's...
Supreme Court nominee, Sonia Sotomayor, has spoken out for years about how her experiences as a Latina woman have influenced her decisions as a judge. "I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences with a whole different...
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