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Funny story: Vatican launches Jeez! Jet Airlines

Vatican launches Jeez! Jet Airlines

Vatican Shitty, Italy - (Ass Mess): Business is clearly booming in the superstition-peddling sector of civil aviation amid reports today that the Vatican has just launched it very own cut-price miracle tour carrier provisionally entitled Jeez! J...

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Funny story: CIA and Vatican take on Wikipedia

CIA and Vatican take on Wikipedia

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - Reports from our uber hacker nerds have stated that the CIA and the Vatican have, for the past five years, tried to take out the world's biggest encyclopedia, Wikipedia.

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Funny story: Virgin Mary museum slated to open ajacent to Vatican gift shop

Virgin Mary museum slated to open ajacent to Vatican gift shop

(Vatican City, Rome) - Vatican officials say the Blessed Virgin Mary Museum and Coffee Shop is slated to open in the grotto adjacent to the Vatican Gift Shop in mid November of this year.

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Funny story: Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.

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Funny story: Catholics Introduce New Habit For Nuns

Catholics Introduce New Habit For Nuns

In an effort to increase the number of straight, heterosexual priests, the Vatican introduced a new habit for nuns. The new clothing, which more closely resembles a very skimpy Roman toga, is designed to make men want to be around women more. In...

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Funny story: 7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

Doctors performing a colonoscophy on President Bush this weekend were shocked when they found a long lost priest from the Vatican. Father Domino Rodriguez, had been visiting the Vatican from Venenezuela at the same time President Bush paid a visit to...

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Funny story: White House releases 10 commandments for Bush

White House releases 10 commandments for Bush

White House:In accordance to the new commandments that Vatican released for drivers all over the world,and seeing that it was working well with only 20,000 accidents recorded in one week,White House released its own set of commandments for FLUSH.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Seals Vatican Deal On Next Pope

Simon Cowell Seals Vatican Deal On Next Pope

American Idol celebrity Simon Cowell has teamed up with the Vatican in a $10 million deal for the next Pope to be elected by a TV audience.

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Funny story: Pope Converts to Satanism

Pope Converts to Satanism

Vatican City - Due to pending multi-million dollar lawsuits in the United States against the priests who sexually abused parishioners and the dioceses that protected them, Pope Benedict XVI announced that the Roman Catholic Church would break with tw...

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Funny story: Pope and Vatican Begin Selling Indulgences on E-Bay

Pope and Vatican Begin Selling Indulgences on E-Bay

In an effort to revive flagging revenues due to recent bad business investments and poor publicity, the Vatican announced today that the Catholic Church will begin selling indulgences. These "get out of jail free cards" permit the owner to...

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Funny story: Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.

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Funny story: Lieberman says bomb Vatican City

Lieberman says bomb Vatican City

Senator Joseph Lieberman has called on the Bush administration to begin a military assault on Vatican City immediately. Lieberman told reporters he was apoplectic with anger over Pope Benedict's discussion of the "worrying situation in Iraq&...

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Funny story: LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

The Roman Catholic archbishop of Los Angeles has said his archdiocese will sell its main orifice to raise money to settle lawsuits for sexual abuse.

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Funny story: Vatican announces children's draft

Vatican announces children's draft

The Vatican announced today that it is instituting the first Catholic draft since the Children's Crusade several hundred years ago. The draft is in response to a recent Vatican symposium on pedophilia and the sexual abuse of minors by priests.

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Marry In Secret Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Marry In Secret Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secretly married this weekend in a secret wedding somewhere in Africa. No details are known of the ceremony, except that the children that they have adopted from 167 different countries all served as bridesmaids, groomsm...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement reaffirming the church's traditional stances on remarriage and gay marriage, encouraging the return to the use of Latin in ceremonies, and calling on Catholic politicians to follow the chur...

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Funny story: Michelangelo had Queer Pad at St Pete's

Michelangelo had Queer Pad at St Pete's

Vatican historians have uncovered receipts indicating that Renaissance man and homosexual, Michelangelo Buonorati had lodgings in the Basilica of San Pietro. Catholic gay Liberationists initially celebrated the finding.

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