Vatican Shitty - (Bad Ass Mess): Forget forty years of official CIA disinformation: according to newly released NATO military intelligence files it was the Vatican all along that was behind the assassination of President John F Kennedy and his broth...
Vatican City, Italy (IP) - The Pope has had to refinance Vatican City and was fortunate to be able to do so during a period of falling interest rates.
Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): A new Vatican exhibition aims to dispel the traditional hell and damnation image of the Holocaust with a 'positive view' of the World War II atrocity.
Vatican Shitty - (God's Banker Mess): A Vatican Police Corpse officer was found suicided today at a police barracks bathroom near the Sistine Chapel.
Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.
Vatican Shitty, Italy - (Ass Mess): Business is clearly booming in the superstition-peddling sector of civil aviation amid reports today that the Vatican has just launched it very own cut-price miracle tour carrier provisionally entitled Jeez! J...
Washington D.C. (The Lies) - Reports from our uber hacker nerds have stated that the CIA and the Vatican have, for the past five years, tried to take out the world's biggest encyclopedia, Wikipedia.
(Vatican City, Rome) - Vatican officials say the Blessed Virgin Mary Museum and Coffee Shop is slated to open in the grotto adjacent to the Vatican Gift Shop in mid November of this year.
Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.
In an effort to increase the number of straight, heterosexual priests, the Vatican introduced a new habit for nuns. The new clothing, which more closely resembles a very skimpy Roman toga, is designed to make men want to be around women more. In...
Doctors performing a colonoscophy on President Bush this weekend were shocked when they found a long lost priest from the Vatican. Father Domino Rodriguez, had been visiting the Vatican from Venenezuela at the same time President Bush paid a visit to...
White House:In accordance to the new commandments that Vatican released for drivers all over the world,and seeing that it was working well with only 20,000 accidents recorded in one week,White House released its own set of commandments for FLUSH.
American Idol celebrity Simon Cowell has teamed up with the Vatican in a $10 million deal for the next Pope to be elected by a TV audience.
Vatican City - Due to pending multi-million dollar lawsuits in the United States against the priests who sexually abused parishioners and the dioceses that protected them, Pope Benedict XVI announced that the Roman Catholic Church would break with tw...
In an effort to revive flagging revenues due to recent bad business investments and poor publicity, the Vatican announced today that the Catholic Church will begin selling indulgences. These "get out of jail free cards" permit the owner to...
Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.
Senator Joseph Lieberman has called on the Bush administration to begin a military assault on Vatican City immediately. Lieberman told reporters he was apoplectic with anger over Pope Benedict's discussion of the "worrying situation in Iraq&...
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