Ballybollox, Scotland - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The Queen is in a catatonic state after a mystery craft buzzed Balimmoral Castle's seamy Colditz Wing last night.
SAS officers said a menacing swastika shaped UFO fired a series of mean-spirited las...
Manila, Philippines - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Aviation inspectors are probing reports that a menacing UFO which destroyed the Rev Sun Myung Moon's helicopter last weekend has struck again causing a giant hole in the fuselage of a Melbourne bound...
Cape Canaveral - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): Furious NASA officials have said Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell is 'away with the fairies' after he told reporters a rogue UFO was probably behind the Challenger Space Shuttle disas...
Philadelphia PA-- Condoleeza Rice was obviously insane and very distressed as she addressed a small noontime crowd in front of City Hall today. The speech was made in front of homeless people, lost tourists and bored pigeons.
South Korea - (Solar Eclipse Mess): South Korean military investigators are probing reports that a runaway UFO caused Reverend Sun Muyng Moon's helicopter to crash over Gapyeong, 25 miles east of Seoul today.
Burbank, Ca - (Alien Mess): Larry Birkhead has installed a titanium bubble over Dannielynn's nursery after an ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped UFO was seen hovering menacingly above his Burbank home.
Persian Gulf - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Royal Navy destroyers have been tracking a mysterious Iranian bong-shaped UFO.
Roswell NM, July 2008: After years of speculation the US government has finally admitted that the "X Files got it right", extraterrestrials or aliens have indeed arrived on Earth.
London - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Up to six hundred and sixty-six Russian covert intelligence officers may be hiding behind the facade of a UK anonymous top secret safehouse located at No 10 Connaught Square, London W2, global HQ of the Blair Mindcra...
Worthy Farm, Somerset - (Freaky Mess): RAF jets scrambled a mysterious UFO shaped like Amy Winehouse's bouffant beehive hairdo today just as a curious bong-like object emerged from inside, smouldering and spluttering ominously over the Glastonbu...
Police have reported that they are investigating a suspected UFO which was sighted in the sky over Cardiff.
Central Europe - (ET Mess): Diplomatc relations between the US and Romania have hit rock bottom after it emerged that an apparent UFO mid-air collision with a MIG 21 fighter jet was nothing more than half a tonne of well-aimed blue ice from George W...
London - (Extraterrestrial Mess): A metallic saucer-shaped object was spotted at dawn today rising from the lake in Buckingham Palace's grounds, believed by many to be a hangar for Europe's secret subterranean UFO HQ.
Phu Quoc, Cambodia - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Vietnam's air force has shot down an ominous-looking UFO that had been spotted hovering menacingly in its sovereign airspace.
Toxteth - (Alien Mess): A phallic-shaped UFO spotted over the UK's former slave trade capital has sparked fears that the Queen will be abducted during her official visit on Friday.
London - (Alien Mess): Secret MoD files on a 1978 Buckingham Palace UFO are an official cover-up about top Cuban KGB colonel George W Bush's attempt to nuke London.
New evidence from Australia indicates that wombats are being regularly abducted and hybridized with humans.
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