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Funny story: Tony Blair supports return of Elgin "Marbles"

Tony Blair supports return of Elgin "Marbles"

With the inauguration of the new Acropolis Museum, increased international pressure is being exerted upon the British government to return the "Elgin Marbles." These works of art appropriated from the Parthenon by Lord Elgin, a British diplomat, in...

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Funny story: Blair Spent Thousands on Flowers for Bush

Blair Spent Thousands on Flowers for Bush

Cameron cashed in big time. Osbourne didn't look back in anger or any emotion except glee as he made away with a bundle of British taxpayers' pounds. But the biggest shocker of them all was Tony Blair's florist bills. All charged to the exchequer and...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Receives Award

Tony Blair Receives Award

London, Neverland - Ex Prime Minister Tony Blair today received an award from the UN Security Council for being not quite as shit at being PM as Margaret Thatcher. "Blair wasn't great," said Limousin Stretch, of Lululand. "But Thatcher was even wo...

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Funny story: Blair To Return From Political Wilderness, Like Jesus, To Save The World

Blair To Return From Political Wilderness, Like Jesus, To Save The World

"Hang on, I didn't exactly say that," former Prime Minister Tony Blair told a packed room of international journalists. Including us. "I didn't say I was going to return from the political wilderness to lead my people to the promised land. Unlike som...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Pope agrees to 'bank off' Obama, Berlusconi and Blair in atonement for the World Merchant Banking abuse scandal live in Rome, Italy on You-Tube

Catholic Church Pope agrees to 'bank off' Obama, Berlusconi and Blair in atonement for the World Merchant Banking abuse scandal live in Rome, Italy on You-Tube

Direct interview for the Vatican Voice by Dr. Giorgio Dini and his microphone assistant Roberta Cancedda, The Merchant Bankers of the Insituto Gianniana Gaslini Hosiptal, Genoa, Italy. The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in Italy has agreed to...

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Funny story: Berlusconi rants against press intrusion into model life but Blair challenges Berlusconi for Magic Roundabout love child custody.

Berlusconi rants against press intrusion into model life but Blair challenges Berlusconi for Magic Roundabout love child custody.

Silvio Berlusconi has lashed out at Italian newspapers for publishing details of his lingerie property portfolio. However, it seems minors' details have got even more complicated as Blair, now a confirmed devout Roman Catholic, having introduced a va...

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Funny story: Tony Blair, Superstar

Tony Blair, Superstar

Famous short person, Andrew Lloyd-Wubber is to produce a new west end musical based on MP's expenses claims according to sources close to the dimunitive star, the brother of Danny De-Vitalite. Although in the early stages of development, several b...

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Funny story: Tony Blair to make Labour Party comeback

Tony Blair to make Labour Party comeback

Tony Blair is planning to make a suprise, yet glorious, return to the UK Labour Party. A close friend of the former Prime Minister described how "Tony is livid with the state of both the party and the country overall. When he left everything was...

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Funny story: Trio cleared over 7/7 attacks

Trio cleared over 7/7 attacks

Three man have been cleared of helping to plan the 7/7 London bus bomb attacks. A jury at Westminster Crown Court found Tony Blair, John Prescott and Gordon Brown not guilty of conspiring to plant fake terrorist bombs on London buses to alarm citizen...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to Tony Blair 2002 memo leaked, details confirm rift between the two

Gordon Brown to Tony Blair 2002 memo leaked, details confirm rift between the two

Downing Street officials are in damage control mode today as a 2002 memo from current PM Gordon Brown, then Chancellor, to the PM at the time Tony Blair was leaked to a British Newspaper today. The memo clearly demonstrates the level of resentment...

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Funny story: Blair goes down on Pope to prove homosexuality 'all god clean fun'

Blair goes down on Pope to prove homosexuality 'all god clean fun'

Vatican Shitty - (Blowjob Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to go down on Pope Joe Ratzinger to help make the point that gayness is 'all god (sic) clean fun'. His London orifice has even sent the Ponitff a couple of homegrown holid...

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Funny story: Blair to become Pope Tony I

Blair to become Pope Tony I

Following his enormous success as British Prime Minister, his tireless work in bringing regime change to war-torn Iraq and his subsequent complete brilliance in brokering a solid and lasting peace in the Middle East, Tony Blair has announced that his...

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Funny story: Brown: "I was Blair April Fools Gag"

Brown: "I was Blair April Fools Gag"

In a shock development, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has admitted that his premiership has been an elaborate April Fools Hoax, perpetrated by Tony Blair on the electorate since 2007. Speaking at a Press Conference prior to the G20 summit, the PM ad...

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Funny story: President Blair's first year reviewed

President Blair's first year reviewed

Brussels, April 9th, 2010 - EEC President and Middle East Peace Commisioner Sir Anthony Blair (Lord Blair of Sedgefield), PMF (USA), has had a distinguished first year as first President of the EEC. His brave move in granting amnesty for all asylum-s...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Made Into A Saint

Tony Blair Made Into A Saint

Former Prime Minister Anthony 'Joan of Arc' Blair was today made into a saint by Pope Benedict XIII. Pausing briefly from polishing his collection of looted Nazi artwork in his humble cottage in Rome, the Pontiff said: 'Mr Blair will become the fi...

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Funny story: Bush/Blair dictatorship 'the ultimate Ponzi scam'

Bush/Blair dictatorship 'the ultimate Ponzi scam'

UN HQ, NYC - (Whodahelldoweblameforthisfrickin'mess? Mess): The Bush/Blair global economy years were named at an emergency UN Security Council session as the ultimate Ponzi scam. The Council was shown NATO transcripts of Hellfire Club/American Bo...

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Funny story: Tony Blair visits Middle East

Tony Blair visits Middle East

Tony Blair, the ex-prime minister of the UK, has been a UN peace envoy to the Middle East for three years now, but today visited the area for the first time. He said, "The reason I waited so long before visiting the area is because I had no idea w...

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