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Funny story: Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...

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Funny story: Manchester Airport Terror Plot Foiled

Manchester Airport Terror Plot Foiled

Greater Manchester Police this evening revealed how extensive surveillance had brought down a gang intent on bringing terror to Manchester Airport. Dawn raids in Salford, Wythenshawe and Stretford resulted in the arrests of six individuals believe...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Not Dead!

Bin Laden Not Dead!

A defector from MI5, Clifford Blacksmire has told New Age magazine "Lies and Damned Lies" that Osama Bin Laden was not killed as stated by U.S. President Barack Obama and which is currently believed by most people on the planet. It appears the Is...

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Funny story: Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

UPS General Manager Mr. Thomas Jefferson and FedEx General Manager Mr. Abraham Lincoln have filed "Missing Equipment" reports with the F.B.I. after the death of Osama Bin Laden led to rumors of a possible counter-attack against the United States.

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Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Still Causing Terror From Beyond The Grave

Bin Laden Still Causing Terror From Beyond The Grave

Marine biologists have expressed deep concern over terror chief Osama Bin Laden being buried at sea. The body of the Al Qaeda leader was dumped in the Arabian Sea last week, after he was shot in the head by the A-Team. But since the burial, mem...

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Funny story: White House Releases Transcript of bin Laden's 911 Call

White House Releases Transcript of bin Laden's 911 Call

What did Osama bin Laden do when he heard the sound of helicopters? He called 911 of course. The White House has released a transcript of the terrorist's last call: Bin Laden Hello 9-1-1. I have an emergency to report. Someone is flying helicopters too close to my headquart... too close to my house. Operator That sounds like a noise complaint, sir. You need to hang up and call your local...

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Funny story: Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering "he's in Hog Heaven Now' as his body...

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Funny story: Pakistan thought Bin laden's house was their Presidential White House equivalent

Pakistan thought Bin laden's house was their Presidential White House equivalent

The Pakistani Home Office Minister, Fatima Chipfryeur, said today that the fact Mr Bin Liner was living in a massive compound roughly eight times larger than other homes in the area in the medium-sized city of Abbottabad, itself home to a large Pakis...

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Funny story: Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet

Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet

Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Forces. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 hours. Bin Laden was killed by a bullet to the head i...

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Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Won't Get His 72 Virgins

Osama Bin Laden Won't Get His 72 Virgins

Extremist clerics have revealed that terrorist and Al-Queda leader Osama Bin Laden will not receive his expected 72 virgins in the afterlife. The mass murderer and director of the 9/11 attacks was killed in Pakistan, but will not be going to any for...

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Funny story: Osama Bin-Laden Posthumously Attacks Major City

Osama Bin-Laden Posthumously Attacks Major City

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - After reports that the United States has killed Bin-Laden, many thought that the Taliban and Al-Qauda would fall. However, they were mistaken. Just a few hours ago, three separate bombs exploded in the British city of Birming...

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Funny story: Black plastic sack company announces souvenir Osama Bin Laden products

Black plastic sack company announces souvenir Osama Bin Laden products

To celebrate the unfortunate demise of charismatic murderer and the world's most famous cave dweller Osama Bin Laden, the Acme Plastic Bag company of Idaho has produced a series of souvenir plastic rubbish sacks. Delicately printed with a picture...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Double Dead

Osama Bin Laden Double Dead

There were celebrations in households across the world this evening as it became apparent that the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden's double - a man said to be even more evil and tyrannical than Mr Bin Laden himself - had been killed to death. Mr...

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Funny story: Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...

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Funny story: Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...

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