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Funny story: Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Kenya - In an attempt to exercise the bad spirits of his worst year in tennis since he turned 20, Roger Federer has visited a remote village in Kenya. There he sought out the advice of a tribal witch Dr. nicknamed "Mongo". According to local sourc...

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Funny story: Federer Blames Gavin Rossdale For Loss Of Form

Federer Blames Gavin Rossdale For Loss Of Form

Roger Federer has blamed his recent decline in form on Bush singer Gavin Rossdale, in an astonishing interview with Swiss newspaper Cheese & Cuckoo Clocks daily. Federer, who has lost the number one spot to Nadal, stated that Rossdale was '...

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Funny story: Cell phones, matches, lighters and camers help with Wimbledon ending

Cell phones, matches, lighters and camers help with Wimbledon ending

Rafael Nadal halted Roger Federer's Wimbledon winning streak at five and became the first Spaniard to win tennis' most coveted trophy since 1966. Yesterday's final was the longest championship in the history of the tournament lasted 4 hou...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

The longest Wimbledon final in history was marred twice Sunday by a shameless public drinking display by Prince Philip.

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Funny story: English commentators become British for one day

English commentators become British for one day

During the recent Andy Murray/Rafael Nadal match, all the BBC's English tennis commentators suddenly became British for one day.

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Funny story: Andy Murray retires to take up table tennis

Andy Murray retires to take up table tennis

Tennis player Andy Murray is to retire from tennis to take up pingpong.

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Funny story: Andy Murray Crowd Loses In Straight Sets

Andy Murray Crowd Loses In Straight Sets

There was disappointment on Centre Court tonight, as the Andy Murray Crowd failed to live up to its previous high standards, underperforming to such an extent, that Murray was buried by number 2 seed Rafael Nadal.

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Funny story: Andy Murray Crowd Expected At Nadal Match

Andy Murray Crowd Expected At Nadal Match

The Andy Murray Crowd, that rowdy collection of cheering, sneering, leering and jeering middle-class reprobates, have bought-up all 15,000 tickets for the Scot's Quarter Final showdown with Rafael Nadal

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Funny story: Top seeds in uproar at blatant BBC nepotism of weedy Mark-2 Henman player Murray

Top seeds in uproar at blatant BBC nepotism of weedy Mark-2 Henman player Murray

Wimbledon - (Balls Up Mess): "Strewth, everybody knows that weedy, gormless, desperate, red-haired little git is Gorgon Brown's bastard, that's why!"...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Crowd Under Investigation

Andy Murray Crowd Under Investigation

The International Tennis Federation and Wimbledon organisers are looking into accusations of cheating in the Andy Murray v. Richard Gasquet match on Centre Court this afternoon.

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Funny story: Andy Murray blows Gasket as he catches Sharipova blowing Gasquet

Andy Murray blows Gasket as he catches Sharipova blowing Gasquet

Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 wi...

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Funny story: Jaded tennis pro Gimelslob slams women with balls

Jaded tennis pro Gimelslob slams women with balls

Wimbledon - (Grand Slam/Thank You Ma'am Mess): Wimbledon slagging-off fortnight has kicked off with a ballsy attack on the monstrosity of women players by a spokesman for the Association of Male Tennis Wannabes.

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2008: Maria Sharapova Beaten In "No Knickers" Shock

Wimbledon 2008: Maria Sharapova Beaten In "No Knickers" Shock

Wimbledon got another shock to its system today, when Maria Sharapova, the number 3 seed, crashed out to world number 154 Alla Kudryavtseva, but the biggest shock was saved for the very last point of the game, when S...

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Funny story: Sexy Woman In Shorts Not Skirt Shock

Sexy Woman In Shorts Not Skirt Shock

The tennis world was stunned today when one of the leading women players chose to wear a pair of shorts.

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Funny story: Henman Hill Renamed "Eaton Enclave" After Serb Rout

Henman Hill Renamed "Eaton Enclave" After Serb Rout

Henman Hill, that last bastion of Englishness, is to be renamed Eaton Enclave after yesterday's unexpected Triumph of the Will of Chris Eaton, over Serbian Boris Pashankovichski...

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Funny story: Roger Federer's Own Mom: "Roger is Prime For A Butt-Kickin'"

Roger Federer's Own Mom: "Roger is Prime For A Butt-Kickin'"

Wimbledon - Since his devastating loss at the French Open, it seems everyone has been weighing in on Roger's chances at Wimbledon. Even though he seldom drops a set before the finals on grass, doubters seem to be plentiful.

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Funny story: Wimbledon Tennis "Fix" Claim

Wimbledon Tennis "Fix" Claim

The world of tennis was rocked today when it was claimed that Wimbledon was fixed.

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