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Funny story: Susan Boyle Raving Loonie sculptress scores 100% at art college

Susan Boyle Raving Loonie sculptress scores 100% at art college

This writer has learned that Luz of McLuz, Susan Boyle fan and extremely accomplished sculptress, has achieved the rare distinction, of being awarded a grading of 100% for her Susan Boyle sculpture, in her second year college assessment. It is not...

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Funny story: The Susan Boyle sculpture is saved

The Susan Boyle sculpture is saved

Susan Boyle fans, all over the world, are in celebratory mood tonight at the news that a sculpture of their heroine has been saved from destruction. The sculptress is delighted to confirm that her sculpture is intact and safe from harm. Sadly,...

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Funny story: SuBo contemplates body transplant

SuBo contemplates body transplant

On advice from Simon Cowell, Susan Boyle is contemplating a full body transplant in what would be a ground breaking surgical procedure. "There is only so much traditional plastic surgery can achieve" stated Cowell. "We've given it teeth and new sk...

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Funny story: Fangs latest craze in SuBo fandom

Fangs latest craze in SuBo fandom

Wearing fangs has become the hot new trend among the Susan Boyle fans at the Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE). At a recent gathering of GOOSE, sometimes known as the Company of the Elect, approximately two dozen fans proudly spo...

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Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal Stephen Griffiths A Weirdo Susan Boyle Fan Say Cops

Crossbow Cannibal Stephen Griffiths A Weirdo Susan Boyle Fan Say Cops

A police source claimed today that cops involved in searching Stephen Griffiths' apartment in Bradford were sickened by some of the discoveries they made. "To classify this man as a twisted psychopathic pervert doesn't do it justice," a grim faced...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics invent time machine!

SuBo fanatics invent time machine!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, not content with following SuBo around the world, have today announced that they've invented a time machine. "We got bored following her around the world at our wealthy husband's expense," said a fa...

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Funny story: Red Scarf Brigade loses bid to design new Olympic Mascot

Red Scarf Brigade loses bid to design new Olympic Mascot

The Red Scarf Brigade are expected to be reeling with disppointment today when the news reaches them that their, hitherto shortlisted mascot design, has now been rejected and is no longer short-listed. A spokesman from the 'judging committee' is r...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics fight back!

SuBo fanatics fight back!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies (yes, they're back again!) were attempting to fight back with attempted humor tonight. "It only took us 6 weeks, 4 group cards, 3 collections, 18 warnings, 42 bannings, and 27 tribute videos to cobb...

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Funny story: A long awaited Statue of Susan Boyle has now been unveiled

A long awaited Statue of Susan Boyle has now been unveiled

The 'long awaited' 3 ft. statue has at last been unveiled and is being visited and admired by thousands. The sculpture is a work of art completed by a loyal Susan Boyle fan. The sculptor belongs to the Purple Team and is receiving congratulations...

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Funny story: SuBo fans don tinfoil hats

SuBo fans don tinfoil hats

Fear spread like a virus amongst the members of the self-described Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE), an online social networking community for people obsessed with their idiosyncratic versions of Susan Boyle. "GOOSE IS UNDER ATT...

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Funny story: C.N. Tower collapses as a result of a 'visit' by Subo fanatics

C.N. Tower collapses as a result of a 'visit' by Subo fanatics

This day will indeed go down in history, today, the C.N. Tower, in Toronto, Canada, collapsed. It is reported that no one important was injured, only 250 Subo fanatics who were heading to the Restaurant to dine as guests of Canuck William, an av...

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Funny story: "The Red Scarf Brigade" pulls out of Harrods deal

"The Red Scarf Brigade" pulls out of Harrods deal

'The Red Scarf Brigade' have, indeed, pulled out of the 'Harrods' deal. They no longer have the money to buy this 'icon' of British Department Stores. When asked why they pulled out, spokesman, Canuck William, wearing no pants as usual, said, "Well, we successfully bid in the auction for the Subo fansite and it did indeed take every penny we had between us. Contrary to popular belief, memb...

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Funny story: SuBo statSue unveiled!

SuBo statSue unveiled!

A new Susan Boyle statue (or 'statSue' if you will, though you probably won't!) was unveiled to the media in London earlier today. The statue is the work of purple scarf wearing 'The McLuzernator', a member of 'Susan Fans Without a Wealthy Husband'.

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Funny story: Susan Boyle sculpture revealed

Susan Boyle sculpture revealed

A, one of a kind, sculpture of Susan Boyle has been revealed to the world. After months of stress, sweat and tears the Luz of McLuz has proudly shown her work to the world. It has not been an easy task and our Andalusian artists persistence and de...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics in meltdown panic!

SuBo fanatics in meltdown panic!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were in a panic earlier when their beloved meeting place was unavailable for several hours. It is thought the server was suffering from 'bullshit overload' and shut itself down in an attempt to save hum...

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Funny story: Fat Japanese wrestlers "flashmob" misspelled SuBo meeting

Fat Japanese wrestlers "flashmob" misspelled SuBo meeting

Scores of fat Japanese wrestlers today "flashmobbed" Carbohole Hall in Shrophire, England, only to find that they had accidentally gatecrashed a completely different event. The event was originally put on by Susan Boyle "SuBo" Fan Club members who we...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics apologise!

SuBo fanatics apologise!

The new owners of the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies favourite meeting place today sensationally apologised to everyone they ever banned! In a shock statement the new head chief fanatic said "We're really sorry to the hundreds of inn...

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