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Funny story: Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

In far off galaxies cannibal planets have been observed gobbling up their neighbours and scientists are convinced that God is busy proving to us that he really exists. They believe that God is so unhappy with his major creation, planet earth and t...

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Funny story: Herschel Telescope Spots Giant Eye Looking Into Hole In Space

Herschel Telescope Spots Giant Eye Looking Into Hole In Space

The Herschel Telescope has discovered what appears to be a giant eyeball peering through the hole in space. The discovery was made around 9:52 EST and has the scientific community baffled. "From our estimates, we believe the eyeball to be aroun...

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Funny story: A Black Hole has been flung out of a distant galaxy and is hurtling towards Soweto!

A Black Hole has been flung out of a distant galaxy and is hurtling towards Soweto!

A massive Black Hole (the size of Whitney Houston's nostrels) has been flung out of a distant galaxy by it's mother Black Hole (the size of Whitney Houston's pussy after Bobby Brown left it). Observed by the US Chandra space observatory the massiv...

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Funny story: DEA pips NASA to discover dark matter: It's mostly Heroin

DEA pips NASA to discover dark matter: It's mostly Heroin

Anonymous DEA agent and his trusty dog Milo have found dark matter. "This God person or the Klingons and Romulans that are supposed to be out there in the Universe, they've got to be hiding their stash somewhere. And you know they're not going to cal...

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Funny story: See Beibers from space!

See Beibers from space!

BIEBERS CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE! - NASA has released photos of a dam a family of Beiber have built. It can be found in Alberta's Wood Buffalo National Park. The Dam can be seen from space, and according to authorities, at 850 meters it is twice th...

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Funny story: Super telescope site chosen - Erin Andrews not happy

Super telescope site chosen - Erin Andrews not happy

Erin Andrews, the well-known ESPN reporter, is said to be furious following an announcement that a site has been chosen for the European Extremely Large Telescope (E-ELT), which astronomers have said is so powerful it will easily be able to see dista...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson interested in Stars

Robert Pattinson interested in Stars

Robert Pattinson is interested in the Stars, and Stardust. not Alvin Stardust, the English Pop Star. of the 70s and 80s. Pattinson explained "I am interested in Astronomy and the planets in our solar system, and the fact that everything is made fr...

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Funny story: Humans are really stupid

Humans are really stupid

If as we suspect there are intelligences greater than ours in this vast Universe, they would surely look on humans as just about the most stupid of any so called intelligent life. In our Galaxy alone there are estimated to be 200 billion stars, probably each having their own solar systems, with orbiting planets, and then there are estimated to be hundreds of billions of galaxies in this great...

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Funny story: Space Walkers Get Goods on Houston

Space Walkers Get Goods on Houston

Space Shuttle Discovery astronauts Rick Mastracchio and Clayton Anderson, while performing a space walk Sunday, had a little fun with ground controllers. But the joke may be on them before this mission ends. Mary Magellan, a ten-year veteran of ov...

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Funny story: Polish Moonshot Fails

Polish Moonshot Fails

The long awaited Polish attempt to launch a man to the moon ended in a horrible crash in a Russian forest today killing over hundred passengers including Polish president Lech Kachynski. The space launch was plagued with criticism from the start.

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Funny story: Secret Space Base Revealed

Secret Space Base Revealed

Ex government minister Cecil Parkinson, the wrinkly old Tory who was caught firing his spodge up his secretary Sara Keays, has revealed that the government established a secret base on Mars during the 1982 Falklands War. According to our Cess, "Ma...

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Funny story: Space Shot - Sean Penn Signs Up to Be Venezuela's First Astro-nut!

Space Shot - Sean Penn Signs Up to Be Venezuela's First Astro-nut!

Narco Dictator Hugo Chavez was said to be "out of his mind" with happiness after a recent visit from KGB strongman Vladimir Putin who promised to bring Venezuela into the space age with Soviet Rocket Technology. While most westerners consider So...

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Funny story: Belgium launches first rocket into space

Belgium launches first rocket into space

Belgium has become a member of the elite space club today, when it launched its first rocket into orbit around the earth. The space mission is seen as an important step in the European Space Program's efforts to seek out extraterrestrial life. T...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to be first Prime Minister in Space

Gordon Brown to be first Prime Minister in Space

Gordon Brown is to be the first Prime Minister in space it has been announced today. Brown is desperately trying to do something to try and win the next General Election, as his popularity is lower than a champion limbo dancer. Brown will have to...

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Funny story: Nothing not even a sausage

Nothing not even a sausage

Professor Karl Carlton known as the Nutty Professor, has caused more controversy after what he has said about the Big Bang which most scientists believe started the Universe 15 Billion years ago. A long long long long time ago more than 15 billion...

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Funny story: NASA to extend shuttle service life

NASA to extend shuttle service life

NASA engineers announced yesterday that they were considering ways to extend the service life of the remaining shuttle fleet. They have sought suggestions from the public and several ideas may be tried. Pfizer Corporation has offered to provide...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been following the stories on the television and the internet about Planet X or Nibiru. Pattinson says that he checks up on a daily basis on any new stories on Planet X as he is fascinated with the subject.

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