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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Himself and Discovers How Incredibly Interesting and Inciteful He Is

Piers Morgan Interviews Himself and Discovers How Incredibly Interesting and Inciteful He Is

Piers Morgan may be a stupid twat but that hasn't stopped some downright ignorant fucks from trying to whore themselves on his new telly show. But Morgan's ego is so massive that he has told them to wait politely in a queue while he instead devote...

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Funny story: British Prostitute and X-Factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's Baby

British Prostitute and X-Factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's Baby

LONDON - The London Revue Gazette is reporting that famed London prostitute Chloe Mafia, who can do some amazing as hell things with whipped cream, Maraschino cherries, and three Costa Rican bananas has announced that she would like for Simon Cowell...

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Funny story: Jedwards to be rejoined in 12 hour operation

Jedwards to be rejoined in 12 hour operation

A spokesperson for the world famous Jedward twins has told us that they will be undergoing the first ever conjoint twin re-attachment operation early next week in London's Mint Imperial University Hospital. The twins were originally conjoint but...

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Funny story: Gene Kits being misused

Gene Kits being misused

A new kit has been released that will tell the user what colour hair a person has from a sample of their DNA. This joins the ranks of other kits that determine paternity, eye colour and racial origins. Initially developed for use by law enforcemen...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Confirms New Show - "Prison's Got Talent"

Simon Cowell Confirms New Show - "Prison's Got Talent"

Simon Cowell, pop music mogul and part time vampire has confirmed today that he is working on a new show which will air in Spring 2011. The new show, "Prison's Got Talent", will see Cowell and 2 judges working their way around various jails in the...

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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Funny story: New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote

New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote

In a radical shake-up of the traditional process for selecting the recipients of Knighthoods and other honours, the British public will now be invited to help decide. A telephone vote, much like the polls used by programs such as the X-Factor and St...

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Funny story: Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold, hard as nails Geordie lass, wor Chezza, str...

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Funny story: Monopoly the X Factor Edition

Monopoly the X Factor Edition

Cowell and Monopoly team up to bring us a new game just in time for Christmas. In it you no longer pass 'Go' but rather pass the audition stage after 10 minutes of unceremoniously begging to Danni's large fake breasts. Land on the wrong square...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Begs Mick Jagger To Be A Judge On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Begs Mick Jagger To Be A Judge On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The British Bulldog, was in Tinsel Town taking care of business matters regarding his brand new show X-Factor. The singing reality show is a spin-off of his highly successful X-Factor from London, England. Cowell h...

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Funny story: X-Factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A Frenzy

X-Factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A Frenzy

The nation's music fanatics can't get enough of 2010 X Factor Winner, the casually-rumpled squeaking nincompoop Matt Cardle, writes Esmerelda Bell, Artificially-Induced Tousling and Hunched Anaemic Unshaven Slimey-Arsed Karaoke Correspondent for Toss...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Matt Cardle Wins The £1 Million Recording Contract

X-Factor's Matt Cardle Wins The £1 Million Recording Contract

LONDON - The Colchester, Essex contestant, Matt Cardle, who was mentored by Dannii Minogue has won the 2010 edition of X-Factor. Cardle, who has said that the Beatles are his favorite all-time band and Manchester United's Chicharito is his favorit...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell on Talent Search for Body Double As Camilla Says "No More Bloody Public Appearances, You Twat!"

Simon Cowell on Talent Search for Body Double As Camilla Says "No More Bloody Public Appearances, You Twat!"

Consternation turned to constipation in certain royal quarters today after it was learned that Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, has refused to attend any more public ceremonies accompanying her husband after a near fatal confrontation with yobs left he...

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Funny story: Future News: Simon Cowell Accidentally Cloned Back to Life

Future News: Simon Cowell Accidentally Cloned Back to Life

(Published 2083) - SAN FRANSISCO, EARTH - After the United Federation of Planets' science arm perfected stem cell technology for reviving dead animals, it was decided to bring a hero of Earth's Old Age past back to life. Sadly, the wrong sample wa...

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Funny story: X Factor final: Simon Cowell declares war on rival Cheryl Cole ahead of finale

X Factor final: Simon Cowell declares war on rival Cheryl Cole ahead of finale

The truth is out. Cheryl Cole, wife of footballer Joe Cole (or is it Ashley Cole - could it be Old King Cole?) and Simon Cowell, grandson of Enoch Powell and great great grandson of Lord Baden Powell, have admitted that they simple hate each other.

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Funny story: Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Zimbabwean ex-X-Factor contestant is set for a remarkable shock return to the hit TV talent show, X-Factor. Gamu, who was kicked off the show in October after it was revealed there was a pending deportation order for her, has been successful in re...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter To Be Guest X-Factor Final Judge

Sepp Blatter To Be Guest X-Factor Final Judge

Megalomaniac media mogul multi-millionaire Simon Cowell announced today at a press conference that under fire FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to be a celebrity guest judge for the X-Factor Final on Saturday night. The decision was initially met wit...

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