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Funny story: Customers now getting service at Home Store

Customers now getting service at Home Store

One upside of the deteriorating economy -- customers are now receiving service at Home Store stores. We met Jane Turner in the parking lot of the Akron (OH) store; an employee was loading bags of sand and gutter downspouts into the back of her SU...

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Funny story: Supermarket chain unveils new delivery service for the sick

Supermarket chain unveils new delivery service for the sick

The Bestco supermarket chain, best known for it's huge retail outlets erected on every available space and school football field, has decided to extend its home delivery service to the sick and dying. Explaining its thinking, the director of opera...

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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Goes Up The Shops

Arthur Pewty Goes Up The Shops

Neasden hard-man, gangster, suspected murderer and organised crime kingpin Arthur Pewty emerged from his flat today looking dishevelled and decidedly unhappy. Pewty ran the media gauntlet based around his flat in Norman Wisdom Tower Village, Neasd...

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Funny story: Palin opens gift shop on her website

Palin opens gift shop on her website

Vice presidential hopeful Sara Palin now has a gift shop on her website with campaign related products designed to appeal to her most avid supporters. "Every cent will go toward the McCain/Palin ticket," said the staff member overseeing the endeav...

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Funny story: Results of the "Name B&Q" competition

Results of the "Name B&Q" competition

For years, people have wondered what DIY superstore B&Q's initials stood for. After a variety of suggestions, such as Block and Quail and Been and Queued, Euan Sutherland admitted during his appointment speech that it does not actually stand for...

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Funny story: Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Warrington UK: Police revealed today that a man who had been missing for 3 years, had in fact been living in an Ikea store. The furniture store, famed for not having correct exit signs around the store, leading many to suggest it was a ploy to kee...

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Funny story: Shopping Trolley with one working wheel

Shopping Trolley with one working wheel

There was consternation in a London store today, when a shopping trolley was found to have only one working wheel. Sally Allports-South from the unnamed shop, where everything costs £1 takes up the story for us: 'Wayne, our trolley boy, was wheeli...

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Funny story: Red Grapes cause fight in a Supermarket

Red Grapes cause fight in a Supermarket

A fight broke out in the Shepton Mallet supermarket, following an argument over the last of the Red Grapes within the store. Peter Thin, and Sonia Wafer had their eyes on the last bunch of Red Grapes when Sonia saw the metaphorical red mist. She r...

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Funny story: Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Toronto - 42 year old Wilbert Roscoe got his head thumped this week while shopping for watermelons at Kensington Market. Mr. Taylor who is heavy set and bald was leaning over a bin of seedless watermelons and was thumping them for freshness when anot...

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Funny story: Obamas Prefer Shopping at Plagiar Joe's

Obamas Prefer Shopping at Plagiar Joe's

The favorite grocery store for the Obamas was a secret up until now. It turns out to be Plagiar Joe's, the world's most popular plagiarist! The store is the ultimate insiders' store for DC shoppers, as it turns out. It is somewhat a reminder of t...

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Funny story: Internet shopping van delivery driver sues supermarket over work practices

Internet shopping van delivery driver sues supermarket over work practices

Harry Van Dieselgaspetrol, a driver for the internet home shopping delivery service operated by a top supermarket, is suing the supermarket over their work practices. A writ has been issued today to the Cheshunt head office of the retail giant by...

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Funny story: Rooney's Mrs "Goes Beserk" in Shopping Centre

Rooney's Mrs "Goes Beserk" in Shopping Centre

There were shocking scenes in Manchester Town Centre on Friday afternoon when Colleen Rooney (nee McLaughlin), the glamorous wife of footballing legend and award-winning writer Wayne, lashed out at a shop assistant after he refused to give her a refu...

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Funny story: Angry Brides Protest Gown Shop's Closure

Angry Brides Protest Gown Shop's Closure

A London Bridal Shop, A Whiter Shade of Veil, has left dozens of brides- to- be without a stitch to wear on their wedding day. Shop proprietor Bridie McMarriage told the spoof society columnist, Blab Ermouth that she and her husband, a London Bobby h...

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Funny story: Unexpected Item in Bagging area

Unexpected Item in Bagging area

The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.

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Funny story: Supermarket porn

Supermarket porn

Popular supermarket chain Cesto has unveiled plans to screen pornographic material within all of it's UK stores.

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Funny story: Sainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled

Sainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled

Sainsbury's, the well-known purveyor of groceries, electrical items, clothes and insurance, has cancelled its online shopping arm due to technical difficulties, and has offered subscribing shoppers a one-off £10 compensat...

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Funny story: Research links Titanic deaths and shopping

Research links Titanic deaths and shopping

Documents found today which had laid undiscovered in a box room in the British Library for over 90 years revealed that deaths on the Titanic could have been drastically reduced had there been no shops on board.

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