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Funny story: Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

If anybody ever offers to take you on a tour of Easterhouse in Glasgow, say no and make sure you don't change your mind. Easterhouse is one of the most poverty stricken deprived areas of Glasgow where if you see a cat with a tail its a tourist.

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Funny story: "Easter Bunny" Found Frozen To Death In Scotland Highlands

"Easter Bunny" Found Frozen To Death In Scotland Highlands

A man who was apparently on a job to cheer up holiday makers and dressed as the Easter Bunny was found frozen to death after getting lost from the rest of the train passengers that he was with. Over 100 rail passengers had to be rescued in the ear...

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Funny story: Scots Take Exception To Saddam Hussein Haggis Revelations

Scots Take Exception To Saddam Hussein Haggis Revelations

A new book claiming that Saddam Hussein was a massive devotee of the Scottish delicacy, haggis, has provoked outrage in the English colony. A spokesman from the Kirkentilloch Kilt Society claimed that the contents of the book constituted a concert...

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Funny story: White settler sells off Scotland's natural heritage for an in you face, in your crotch, on your lap spending spree

White settler sells off Scotland's natural heritage for an in you face, in your crotch, on your lap spending spree

Rupert Cholmondley-Farquarson, a white settler of the Isle of Skye has earned himself a 2 year jail stretch for doing what comes naturally. To finance his nightly visits to lap dance clubs in Inverness. Scotland he fraudently sold off his neighbou...

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Funny story: Tebbit unleashes a tirade at Cameron, blasts Tory MP's and nukes Scotland

Tebbit unleashes a tirade at Cameron, blasts Tory MP's and nukes Scotland

Lord Tebbit, the rottweiler woke up today, to a nasty headline in the Daily Mirror. His public schoolboy servant, Boris had not removed the offensive sentence, "Tory's Losing It". All hell let loose as Tebbit strutted in his lederhosen scattering...

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Funny story: Scottish University Shuns Sassenachs

Scottish University Shuns Sassenachs

Top British seat of learning Holyrood University has been caned for its "xenophobic" admissions procedures, writes Morag McKilty. Holyrood , graded in the world's top 20 institutions, must try harder when it comes to letting Southerners and Sassan...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle sculpture and the stand off at the Grassmarket

Susan Boyle sculpture and the stand off at the Grassmarket

As the Raving Loonie sculptor is hard at work in her workshop, she is not aware that only 20 yards away a gang of subo fanatics are planning a raid on her Police Box workshop in the Grassmarket, Edinburgh. Guarding the Police Box, 4 kilted Samurai...

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Funny story: The Stone Of Staines To Be Returned To Arthur's Seat

The Stone Of Staines To Be Returned To Arthur's Seat

In an historic deal, those nasty English colonists have entered into a tentative agreement with the Scottish Republican Party to return the sacred Stone Of Staines back to the Scots so that it can be proudly displayed on Arthur's Seat. The Stone O...

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Funny story: Scotland Is Really Great

Scotland Is Really Great

It's official - Scotland is really great! The oft ignored outpost to the north of England has finally been universally recognised for its multi-faceted contribution to global culture by none other than the Scottish Tourism Board. According to the...

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Funny story: Britain declared most Undemocratic Democracy ever

Britain declared most Undemocratic Democracy ever

Britain or The UK, or sometimes just called England, has been declared as the most undemocratic place on planet earth and that's what is being said by an Englishman. Robert Smith from Manchester who leads the campaign to get true Democracy said to...

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Funny story: Subo volunteers play stick up your erse game

Subo volunteers play stick up your erse game

Scotland is famous for the Highland Games and a favourite competition is Tossing the Caber. That's OK in the summer for nutters who throw logs around but when the winter comes the caber gets lost in the snow. Braemar Highland Games are among the most...

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Funny story: Scotland owned By England according to Queen of England and other places

Scotland owned By England according to Queen of England and other places

The Queen of England today declared that Scotland is owned by England,speaking from Buckingham Palace she said " Scotland is part of the United Kid On and is owned by England we need your oil money" While the mainstream media continue to confuse p...

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Funny story: The trouble with Scotland is it's full of sheep

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of sheep

Scottish Nationalist James Douglas has completed an investigation into the highland clearances which was one of the worst periods in Scotland's history when hundreds of thousands of Scots were kicked off their land and sent overseas to America, Canad...

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Funny story: Frosty the Snowman reborn in Glasgow after snow returns

Frosty the Snowman reborn in Glasgow after snow returns

Frosty the Snowman was reborn in Glasgow last night after a heavy snowfall. Frosty was delighted to be back he said "I live more life's now because of Global Freezing its great, its still hard to believe that people still believe this Global warming...

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Funny story: Scotland needs to learn to learn

Scotland needs to learn to learn

Nearly four-sixths of Scottish pupils are not doing good at reading and righting in the early years of secondry school, new figures show. An offishial Scottish Govnerment report into literecy found 60% of pupils in S2 had failed to do good, with p...

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Funny story: Favre Off to Scotland To Be Saviour of American League Football; Promises Title

Favre Off to Scotland To Be Saviour of American League Football; Promises Title

Claiming he always loves to travel and welcomes a challenge, NFL Legend Quarterback Brett Favre announced he is leaving the NFL in order to join the SGA (Scottish Gridiron Association) dedicated to advance American football in Scotland! Reports co...

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Funny story: Return of Rab C Nesbitt documentary angers Scots

Return of Rab C Nesbitt documentary angers Scots

The popular fly on the wall documentary featuring Robert 'Rab' Nesbitt and his family and friends returns to our screens this week (BBC2 9.30pm, English Subtitled). However the return of this popular philosopher has not been welcomed by everyone.

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