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Funny story: Scientists Discover 'Mass Dodo Grave'. Saddam Questioned.

Scientists Discover 'Mass Dodo Grave'. Saddam Questioned.

Mauritius (AP) - Scientists discover a mass grave of Dodo Birds today. They say the bones are fully intact. They were found in a swampy area near a sugar plantation laid out in several rows.

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Funny story: Cop tells suspect, FREEZE . . suspect does, dies of Hyperthermia

Cop tells suspect, FREEZE . . suspect does, dies of Hyperthermia

(THIS PLANET) Scientists call it, "Acquired Suggestibility Syndrome" a rare condition which prevents the human mind from separating fact from fiction. One Phoenix man with this condition died last August when a Phoenix police officer told...

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Funny story: 'Theory Of Everything' One Step Nearer

'Theory Of Everything' One Step Nearer

Scientists at the ‘London Center For Wires And That' are closer than ever before to formulating a ‘Theory Of Everything' - similar to the elusive ‘Unified Field Theory' sought after by Einstein. The new model, based upon recent work by Hawking and Gr...

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Funny story: Cher really a robot says top boffin.

Cher really a robot says top boffin.

A five year study by scientists has lead to the...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Turkey-Eating Derailed by Bird Flu Pandemic

Thanksgiving Turkey-Eating Derailed by Bird Flu Pandemic

Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu virus spread by ingesting...

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Funny story: People are living longer and science doesn't know why

People are living longer and science doesn't know why

BERVIEW HILLS, Okla. - Scientists are baffled now that there are over estimated 70,000 Americans who are 100-years-old or older. And more and more people are expected to become centenarians, especially if they don't die before they reach 100. The...

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Funny story: New Number Found by Geeks

New Number Found by Geeks

LOS ANGELES - CALIFORNIA - Scientists who look similar to Albert Einstein have discovered a new number. It is the first number to be discovered since 1788 when Boris Two located the number which was subsequently named after him.

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Funny story: Flurrycane Yolanda, stronger than Hurricane Wilma now forming

Flurrycane Yolanda, stronger than Hurricane Wilma now forming

(Houston) - NASA meteorological scientists yesterday confirmed the existence of "thermodynamically inverted cyclonic disturbances" (TICD's) which CNN quickly coined, "Flurrycanes". Flurrycanes, theoretical atmospheric aberr...

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Funny story: Scientists Study Gorilla who uses Lathe, Milling Machine

Scientists Study Gorilla who uses Lathe, Milling Machine

GOMA, Congo - A male gorilla in a Congo zoo has become adept with a Bridgeport milling machine and Newhall lathe, according to his keepers. "The quality of parts he's turning out is really quite good," according to a machinist who has...

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Funny story: Scientists invent Dogcat

Scientists invent Dogcat

Scientists at the Roslin Instiute in Edinburgh have unleashed their latest cloning experiment, The Dogcat.

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Funny story: Look! Up in the Sky...It's a Bird...It's a Plane...No, It's a TAX!

Look! Up in the Sky...It's a Bird...It's a Plane...No, It's a TAX!

CAPITOL HILL-The War on Terror, natural disasters and governmental budget mismanagement have forced Congress to look beyond the usual sources for funding to keep America afloat. Working with scientists, engineers and meteorologists from coast to coas...

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Funny story: Gorillas are smarter than anyone thinks, say scientists

Gorillas are smarter than anyone thinks, say scientists

SWANTARA, Congo - In a remarkable experiment, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild are not only good at using simple tools, like a stick to poke in a swampy pool of water to check its depth, but in more sophisticated ways when given more s...

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Funny story: Superdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior

Superdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The Superdome is offering Paleontologists a rare glimpse at what life was like for early hominids such as Neanderthal. As more and more refugees flock to the building scientists are becoming more and more excited about the a...

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Funny story: Scientists Study Female Orgasms

Scientists Study Female Orgasms

Minneapolis -- Scientists world-wide are studying female orgasms in the hope of developing a Viagra-like pill for women. In their offices, their homes and even their cars, research goes on for anything that could lead to development of another &quo...

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Funny story: Waterworld Revisited, Gulf Flooding Fixes Afoot

Waterworld Revisited, Gulf Flooding Fixes Afoot

NEW ORLEANS-A consortium of engineering, plumbing and naval scientists are working on a number of possible solutions to the inundated Mississippi River delta region. Chief among them is the installation of an enormous sump pump on the Atlantic Ocean...

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Funny story: Delayed train puts a stop to climate stabilisation

Delayed train puts a stop to climate stabilisation

The UK government's 'International Conference on Stabilisation of Greenhouse Gases: Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change' got off to a frustrating start when 32 of the 200 invited scientists were unable to attend the first sessional meeting...

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Funny story: Gene Map Reveals Differences Between Humans and Republicans

Gene Map Reveals Differences Between Humans and Republicans

BOSTON (ARF)-The first map of the entire Republican genome gives scientists a chance to look at the evolutionary traits that make human beings unique and unlike the much detested species of Homo Sapien Republicanisis.

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