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Funny story: "Out-Of-Body" Experience Caused By "Brain Instability"

"Out-Of-Body" Experience Caused By "Brain Instability"

'Out-of-body' experiences are caused by instabilities in the brain which distort a person's perception, a study has found. Boffins at Birmingham University have found that the experience is caused by neural instabilities which cause vivid hallucin...

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Funny story: The world is not as old as we thought

The world is not as old as we thought

This is the shock new revelation coming from the American Creationist's Movement (ACM). According to the ACM the world is only 6000 years old. This is in stark contrast to scientists claims that the world is in fact closer to being between four and five billion years old. Scientists, (whom the ACM believe only exist as tools of Satan to disprove the existence God), have based their evidence on...

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Funny story: New Automatic Air Freshener Detects Bad Odours

New Automatic Air Freshener Detects Bad Odours

Forest Clearing, the manufacturers of air fresheners have developed what they believe is the next break through air freshening product that will change the market: Odour detection. Having already invented the plug in air freshener, the pulsing air...

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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover Ancient Romans had Bowel Movements

Archaeologists Discover Ancient Romans had Bowel Movements

Researchers have long questioned whether our ancestors had bowel movements. Did they have to waddle out into the woods in the middle of the night after eating a hearty meal? There was, after all, no proof provided anywhere in their writings. None...

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Funny story: Stockport Man Finds Higgs Boson Particle Behind Sofa

Stockport Man Finds Higgs Boson Particle Behind Sofa

Scientists are celebrating today after a retired plumber found the so called "God Particle" behind his sofa. Bill Appleton, 63, has expressed his surprise at his find. "I was only looking behind the sofa for some change to pay the window cleaner...

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Funny story: Scientists discover they aren't scientists

Scientists discover they aren't scientists

FORT DETRICK, Maryland - Dr. Akerfay, of Fort Detrick, working with state of the art scientists here, has published a paper proving that scientists are not. There are no scientists left, according to the traditional definition, per Dr. Akerfay, who...

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Funny story: Higgs Boson Particle Disappointment

Higgs Boson Particle Disappointment

Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at Cern, near Geneva thought they had hit the jackpot last month in their search for the elusive Higgs Boson particle, which is believed to give everything in the universe mass. Rumours have been circulating...

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Funny story: Google In Hot Water Over Secret Application Hidden In Its Popular Street View Programme

Google In Hot Water Over Secret Application Hidden In Its Popular Street View Programme

Multinational giant, Google, is once more coming under fire today and stands accused of making it easy for burglars to rob peoples' homes, after reports of a rogue widget running amok in its already controversial 'Street View' programme. In a leak...

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Funny story: Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...

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Funny story: Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish! "Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said. However, Mar...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Evolution

Letters To The Editor About Evolution

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Funny story: The Discovery Institute want 'Science' removed from the dictionary

The Discovery Institute want 'Science' removed from the dictionary

The Discovery Institute, having failed to have Intelligent (*cough* Creationism *cough*) Design taught in schools, has instead requested that the word 'science' is removed from every English dictionary. "It is an affront," said Bill Dembski, the n...

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Funny story: Pastafarianism demands to be included in the science curriculum

Pastafarianism demands to be included in the science curriculum

Pastafarianism has launched an appeal in the high-courts of Surrey in an attempt to get Pastafarianism taught in Science. "It's a perfect explanation of the origins of life the universe and everything," said Chief Pasta Bowl, Penny Tortellini. "Wi...

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Funny story: Cancer-Causing Lightbulbs And Desk Jobs ... We're All Doomed!

Cancer-Causing Lightbulbs And Desk Jobs ... We're All Doomed!

Desk-bound office workers working under the light of energy-efficient bulbs are in serious danger of developing cancer, scientists say. Spend more than a decade behind a desk and you're twice as likely to develop bowel cancer say researchers at th...

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Funny story: SuperGod to Replace God

SuperGod to Replace God

After months of anxious speculation last night saw the announcement that a SuperGod is officially set to replace God when he is decommissioned later in the year. She will be known as The Big G, and after undergoing rigorous trials in the US she w...

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Funny story: Global Warming will cut your heating bills claims Scientist

Global Warming will cut your heating bills claims Scientist

A controversial climate scientist has invoked the wrath of the Global Warming Zealots' everywhere by claiming Global Warming is impossible. Professor Clem T Dennier, of the McKeith Institute for Complimentary Science, claims his "new research" will "...

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Funny story: Evolutionary Optimists

Evolutionary Optimists

It is ironic that the religion, which has been the root cause of the most mass slaughter of the 20th century, evolution, along with its bed fellow atheism, is in fact thought to encourage optimism! Read our fun packed article to discover why! Briefly, Evolution - claims that absolutely nothing at will explode for no reason whatsoever, which in turn creates time, natural laws, and all th...

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