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Funny story: Gay Dogs get Better Grades in School

Gay Dogs get Better Grades in School

A recent study that appeared in the prestigious Grimsby Journal of Science has shown that gay dogs perform better in exams than other animals. In the tests, a heterosexual horse, mouse, cat and duck were placed in a room with a gay dog and asked t...

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Funny story: School dinner lady in child grooming scandal

School dinner lady in child grooming scandal

A dinner lady at a primary school in County Durham has not worked for two years, after being warned that her actions could be construed as grooming a child. Mrs Dot Lavatory, 97, was witnessed by a supervisor offering a skinny looking kid an extra...

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Funny story: Plans To Extend Headmasters' Powers Outside School Derided

Plans To Extend Headmasters' Powers Outside School Derided

Plans by Education Secretary Michael Gove to allow headmasters to discipline pupils "any time, any place, anywhere" face derision. He told the Tory party conference: "At the moment heads are prevented from dealing with their pupils if they run wil...

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Funny story: Schools to Become Universities

Schools to Become Universities

Following the success of turning every local technical college into a university Michael Gove, Education Secretary, has announced plans to turn all secondary schools into universities as long as they can come up with a silliest enough name, like Univ...

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Funny story: 'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

A report published by the Conservative pressure group, the 1690 Take No Prisoners Committee, has recommended that state schools should be run even more like businesses; in particular restaurants were cited as a suitable model for schools of the futur...

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Funny story: Teachers conduct secret trial with Tasers

Teachers conduct secret trial with Tasers

Leaked documents from the Department of Education have revealed that a secret trial has taken place, in which teachers have been issued with Tasers at a top private school. The Principal of Nowhere College, Mr George Whacker, said that he had agre...

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Funny story: Desperate Parents Build School In Own Back Yard

Desperate Parents Build School In Own Back Yard

A local council has approved plans from a couple looking to rebuild a leading primary school in their back garden. Harold and Pandora Smythe-Montesquieu, from Surrey, who have recently had their first child, were encouraged to act after struggling...

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Funny story: US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA: This 'Christian' community is being rocked with an unexpected Civil Rights issue. A 14-year-old schoolgirl's nose piercing has resulted in her being suspended from school and forcing her into a fight over her First Amendment...

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Funny story: Obama tells students 'sorry, you missed the boat'

Obama tells students 'sorry, you missed the boat'

President Obama delivered his back to school speech at Philadelphia's Masterman School today, telling students their future is full of endless disappointment. "Your life is over" Obama said. "And nothing - absolutely nothing - will get you what yo...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania High School Students Shown Porn!

Pennsylvania High School Students Shown Porn!

The Principal of a Pennsylvania school apologized to all 450 seniors after a video they were watching went from "The Importance of Giving Blood" to "Raunchy Rita's Roadhouse", a porn film. Apparently while school officials were getting the last of...

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Funny story: Necrophilia to be taught in schools

Necrophilia to be taught in schools

The government announced today a controversial list of new subjects to be taught in schools in an effort to improve the youth of Britain's sex education. Among the subjects to be added to the new GCSE curriculum will be Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Ex...

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Funny story: Michael Gove announces first list of Free Schools

Michael Gove announces first list of Free Schools

Quelle surprise! All the Free Schools are in London - As expected, fee paying schools have jumped in first, grabbed Gove's attention and set themselves up to be even further subsidised by the less fortunate. Sons and daughters of the already filthy r...

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Funny story: Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America

Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America

An American student is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover in New Hampshire for not telling him that electrocuting his own nipples is dangerous. The 18 year old meat head voluntarily attached electric clamps to himself the...

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Funny story: Hogwarts fails OFTSED inspection and will be closed

Hogwarts fails OFTSED inspection and will be closed

Hogwarts, the exclusive school for wizards and witches, is to be closed after it failed an inspection by OFSTED, the educational watchdog, this week. A spokesperson said: "We saw appalling breaches of health and safety as well as a complete lack...

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Funny story: Back to school

Back to school

At last, nearly there. What a relief to get away from M& D, much as I love them. Barbs has similar problems with her parents and Terry also. What is it with our parents? They seem to be bored with life. The only one with a bit of spirit is Grandma. So one last visit before term time and I've lugged Terry along to meet her. 'What a nice surprise' Grandma said on seeing them at her door...

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Funny story: Pole: 5 of 4 Amerikan Stewdents Think Math is Overated

Pole: 5 of 4 Amerikan Stewdents Think Math is Overated

WASHINGTON DC - A nu Gallop pole owt today shows that moste Amerikan stewdents think that math is a waist of tym. Wen axed "Is math impotent in ur lyf?" 92% ansered "no", 47% ansered "yes", 32% ansered "I dont no" and 27% ansered "I dont kar".

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Funny story: Pole: Most Amerikan Students Think Inglish is Not Impotant

Pole: Most Amerikan Students Think Inglish is Not Impotant

In a new Gallop pole, the nashun's teenajers have voised there opinyun that skool does not provide a valuble edukashun. Allthoe Amerika's teens beleve thay is better off now than thay was before there skooling began, more beleve the edukashun sist...

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