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Funny story: Palin, Bachmann and Perry to Appear on Celebrity Jeopardy

Palin, Bachmann and Perry to Appear on Celebrity Jeopardy

You can expect in the coming weeks to see a very special episode of Jeopardy. Sony Pictures has signed on the three presidential hopefuls for a unique episode of Jeopardy. Some of the changes expected in this episode are all winnings will go to each candidates election campaign; usually in a celebrity Jeopardy the winnings go to a charity of the contestants choice, the producers decided that i...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blames The Earthquake That Struck The East Coast on President Obama

Sarah Palin Blames The Earthquake That Struck The East Coast on President Obama

OSKALOOSA, Iowa - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Oskaloosa, Iowa, home of the largest corn cob statue in the world. Palin's bus was parked at a local Pizza Gal Restaurant where a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Skippy Viperwater...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Names Her Black Dildo Obama - How Deep Will She Go On Her Attacks?

Sarah Palin Names Her Black Dildo Obama - How Deep Will She Go On Her Attacks?

The darling of the tea party movement, who has yet to decide if she is going to put herself forward for the republican race for the White House, has said she finally has found a way to channel her anger at Barack Obama which is worse now than when he...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton has been keeping a rather low profile ever since the big New York Yankees - New York Mets Resin Bag Scandal of this past April. But that has now changed as the outspoken reverend has come out swinging at a stat...

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Funny story: Palin, Bachmann and Perry make history on "Jeopardy!"

Palin, Bachmann and Perry make history on "Jeopardy!"

Culver City, California - The three leading contenders for the Republican presidential nomination faced off in a special "primary knowledge" edition of the popular quiz show Jeopardy! recently to "show America what we know." Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry agreed to participate, they stated in a joint statement, because "the media is making us look like a bunch of dummies. Alex Tre...

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Funny story: Romney to take both Bachmann and Palin for VP

Romney to take both Bachmann and Palin for VP

Boston Even though the convention is a year away, with the campaign not even really started, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney feels so confident in the outcome that he's announcing his running mates already: Michele Bachmann and Sarah Pa...

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Funny story: Little Nine-Year-Old Piper Palin Comes To Her Mom's Defense

Little Nine-Year-Old Piper Palin Comes To Her Mom's Defense

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin continues to be one of the most outspoken politicians in recent years. And now that another female (Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann) has entered the GOP race things should get pretty messy with all of the estrogen-laced...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains Why She Hates The Smurfs

Sarah Palin Explains Why She Hates The Smurfs

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay-Magazine and told him that she is planning on starting up her Nationwide Bus Tour again. He asked her if she was planning on using a bus. Palin gave him a puzzled look a...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says She's Throwing Her Sombrero (Hat) Into The GOP Presidential Ring

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says She's Throwing Her Sombrero (Hat) Into The GOP Presidential Ring

PHOENIX - Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann may have another female candidate entering the presidential race. Reports filtering out of Arizona are saying that the state's governor Jan Brewer has decided to run for the office of president. Effort...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Apologizes For Saying She Shot A Vampire

Sarah Palin Apologizes For Saying She Shot A Vampire

WASILLA, Alaska - The campaign manager and staff of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin are desperate to try and put her back into the national spotlight. In recent weeks fellow GOP female Michele "Hairspray" Bachmann has all but taken the focus...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Not Worried About The Mass Exodus of Tea Bag Party Members

Sarah Palin Not Worried About The Mass Exodus of Tea Bag Party Members

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has admitted privately that her Nationwide Bus Tour did not generate anywhere near the turnout that she and her campaign strategists and advisors had hoped. She said that the media really hammered her on her lack of g...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Slams Sarah Palin Tea Party Plans

Gordon Ramsay Slams Sarah Palin Tea Party Plans

Friends of Gordon Ramsay have said that he has been left traumatised by reports that Sarah Palin is planning to host a Tea Party in a very non traditional way. Sarah's Tea Party will be a very minimalist affair with no scones, no butter and defi...

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Funny story: History Lessons with Sarah Palin

History Lessons with Sarah Palin

We are thrilled to present a column by Sarah Palin, who in addition to being an outstanding governor is also noted for her incisive grasp of American history: The Obamas are not the first people to try to take away our guns. The British tried to refudiate our guns in World War I, and then there was the Chinese in World War II. It is World War II that I'm going to you know, talk about and everyt...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Brand New Tattoo Angers Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

Miley Cyrus' Brand New Tattoo Angers Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

TARZANA - Miley Cyrus recently visited The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo located in Tarzana with her little sister 11-year-old Noah Lindsey Cyrus. While Noah was petting a Tennessee Fainting Goat Miley was approached by iRumors reporter Vodka Vermic...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Brand New Movie "The Undefeated" Bombs Horribly - Already Heading For The Bargain Bins At Local Supermarkets

Sarah Palin's Brand New Movie "The Undefeated" Bombs Horribly - Already Heading For The Bargain Bins At Local Supermarkets

WASILLA, Alaska - Well after the absolutely horrendous box-office showing, or actually to be more politically correct 'non-showing' of "Snowflake" Sarah Palin's movie The Undefeated, it appears that her 15 minutes of fame may have expired. Her muc...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

SAN TROPEZ, France - George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have long been long time friends and that friendship now seems to be blossoming nicely into something seductively stronger. Sandra recently rushed to George's side after he ended his two year...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Invites Casey Anthony To Go Hunting Up In Alaska

Sarah Palin Invites Casey Anthony To Go Hunting Up In Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was back in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska taking a break from her Nationwide Bus Tour. She was sitting outside her home on Lake Lucille contemplating about the upcoming 2012 presidential race. Palin and a good fr...

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